And now … “Street Fighting Stories with Marlon Wayans!” This time, Marlon is telling us all about the time someone picked a fight with UFC star Nick Diaz — and it ended with VIOLENCE! Marlon was leaving Catch in West Hollywood over the weekend…
Monday, April 30, 2018
Daz Dillinger Wants the Crips to "F*** Up" Kanye West
Kanye West is now a marked man — Tha Dogg Pound rapper Daz Dillinger put the call out for the Crips to beat Kanye’s ass. Daz’s video putting gang members on alert for Kanye is the most severe and violent reaction yet to Ye saying he loves…
Meghan Markle to Prince Harry: You Better Lose Some Weight Before the Wedding, Tubby!
We’re just weeks away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and it seems that in some ways, the final weeks of preparation resemble the run-up to a regular old peasant wedding.
Granted, there are far more dudes who look like playing cards come to life reading from scrolls and whatnot, but anyone who’s had a hand in planning a wedding will recognize much of what Harry and Meghan are going through.
Harry and Meghan have sent out the invitations; her dress has been designed by a designer whose name is being kept secret for some reason …
They’ve even participated in one of the most enjoyable parts of the wedding planning process – snubbing family members who were behaved douchily over the years.
“Meghan has completely changed Harry’s diet. She’s got him juicing and he has lost at least half a stone, which is a lot for someone as skinny as he is.”
On this side of the pond, “losing half a stone” sounds like the result of a very painful kidney condition, Brits know that that means Harry lost about seven pounds.
The insider went on to reveal that Meg spared no expense when it came to splurging on a juice-making machine:
“They have bought a top-of-the-range juicer and she has him on fruit and veg smoothies. She’s also weaning him off meat.”
While it’s hilarious that the source felt the need to clarify that Harry and Meg sprung for a high-end juicer, the rest of this report seems pretty credible.
We doubt Meg really cares about Harry’s wedding day appearance, but there’s good reason to believe she’d be worried about his health.
Apparently, throughout his bachelor days, Harry’s diet was downright Trumpian.
Burgers, pizza, and KFC were said to be his personal favorites, proving once again that British cuisine is the worst, and Gordon Ramsay is so angry because deep down he never had a decent meal until he came to America.
So there’s an irony in the fact that Harry is marrying an American with a reputation as a passionate foodie, but she’s got hm off red meat and onto kale smoothies.
What’s the point of being married royalty if you can’t rock a Henty VIII waistline and walk around with a turkey leg in one hand and a goblet of mead in the other?
If Harry keeps doing regular shmoe stuff, he’s gonna mess up all our fantasies about trading places, a la The Prince and the Pauper.
Mercedes-Benz Accused in Lawsuit of "Fake Recalls"
Mercedes-Benz is following the lead of fake news by its unspoken policy of “fake recalls” … so customers claim in a new lawsuit. The auto giant is being sued for allegedly issuing recall notices for the premature deployment of airbags, which by…
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