Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Azealia Banks Goes OFF on Nicki Minaj in Epic Rant

Azealia Banks is having quite the, um – interesting? – day on social media.


Earlier today, Banks joked about having a miscarriage in a Facebook rant that’s since been deleted.


Obviously, that earned the eternally-thirsty rapper some of the attention she so desperately craves, but obviously it wasn’t enough.



If you’re familiar with Ms. Banks’ career, you know that she’s less well-known for her music (though “212” is admittedly the jam) than for her hilariously melodramatic beefs with other celebrities.


Previously, Azealia has feuded with Iggy Azalea, Kanye West, Jay Z, and just about anyone else who has ever rapped, listen to rap, wrapped a present, or used the phrase “it’s a wrap.”


So we suppose it was only a matter of time before Azealia set her sights on the self-proclaimed queen of hip-hop, Nicki Minaj.


Check out the (since deleted) Facebook rant that Azealia posted to her Facebook page, in which she reveals that she’s working on music with Nicki’s ex, Safaree Samuels, and otherwise goes off on her fellow emcee:



“Nicki girl… now listen. Don’t start throwing shade cause you miss Safaree and know that I’ve actually made a BANGER with him.


“Don’t get mad, get even. Slim down a bit (especially in your neck and arms). Decrease the butt just a bit (I’ve seem your butt make some really expensive dresses look really cheap) and STOP WEARING SPANDEX AS AN OUTFIT FOR F–KS SAKE.


“Also stop calling yourself the queen of rap. Queens don’t wear spandex sweety. Marketing genius yes but your cheap made in China perfume smells like car freshener and your beverage tastes like kitchen cleaner.


“McDonalds sells a lot of burgers but no one is telling McDonald’s that they’re the pinnacle of cuisine and taste. This is true of you.”



She goes on to argue that not only did Nicki rip off Lady Gaga, she was at her best when she was stealing Gaga’s look:


“I don’t understand why you are so impressed with yourself.


“Do yourself a favor and image search gaga 2011 and pick that back up! The “real” Nicki is not as interesting as Gaga knock-off Nicki.


“In 2017 I hope you find some new inspiration and decrease your butt implants you would honestly look SOOOOO much better if they were just 150 cc smaller.”



It’s actually not the first round of the ongoing Azealia vs. Nicki feud, but it’s definitely the most brutal.


Astonishingly, Nicki has yet to fire back, but you can bet it’s coming.


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