Showing posts with label Azealia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Azealia. Show all posts

Friday, August 31, 2018

Azealia Banks to Elon Musk: Sorry! You"re Not Really a Balding Drug Addict!

One of the most amusing gossip items of August had to do with the highly unexpected feud between Azealia Banks and Elon Musk.


In case you’re unfamiliar with those names, they perfectly represent the two main archetypes of American egomania:






Banks is the gifted artist whose rage over the fact that she still has to ride the subway like a plebe has driven her to repeatedly sabotage her own career.


Conversely, Musk is quite successful financially but is consistently driven mad over the world’s unwillingness to recognize him as the heir to Einstein, Edison, Henry Ford, and Jesus H. Christ.


In other words, they may not seem to have much in common — Banks is a self-made creative, whereas Mush is a left-brain cyborg who could’ve spent his entire life blowing his family’s emerald mine fortune.


But at the end of the day, Banks and Musk are just two sides of the same narcissistic coin.



Perhaps that’s why they clashed upon first meeting, then later realized they were destined to join forces.


Allow us to explain:


Earlier this month, NYC-based Banks spent some time in LA with the intention of collaborating on a song with Musk’s girlfriend, Grimes.


So she paid a visit to Musk’s sprawling mansion and found it to have less of a “Tony Stark” vibe and more of an “Allison Williams’ parent’s house in Get Out” feel.



In addition to comparing her experience to Jordan Peele’s horror classic, Banks says she witnessed a wealth of appallingly self-destructive behavior from both Musk and Grimes.


Banks referred to Musk as a “giant d–k” and a “beta male who took steroids and hair plugs to convince himself he’s alpha.”


She also accused Musk of conducting business while tripping on LSD, and Grimes of being a meth addict.


She later alleged that Musk had stolen her phone so that he could “delete evidence” of their encounter.



Needless to say, after all that it was quite a surprise to see that Banks had issued a public apology to Musk:


“I feel terrible about everything,” reads the now-deleted open letter that was posted to Banks’ Instagram page.


“Over the time spent liaising said collaborations [with Grimes], I was welcomed to a lot of personal information about you,” Banks wrote.


“The stuff made me feel awkward and uncomfortable about being privy to you, yet I never had the intentions of ever using the information against you.



She added:


“What started off as a cat-fight lead to some seriously unexpected consequences and I seriously apologize.”


Interestingly, Banks’ refused to use Grimes name throughout the letter, referring to her would-be collaborator only with a pair of empty quotation marks.


After posting the letter, Banks deleted her Instagram account, but now appears to have re-instated her account.


We’ll continue to monitor this weird-ass situation and let you know if it gets any weirder.



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Friday, August 24, 2018

"Wild "N Out" Video Reveals Why Azealia Banks Went Nuclear

Now we know what incited Azealia Banks into a fit of racial rage last month … D.C. Young Fly’s joke on “Wild ‘N Out” that Azealia was a poor substitute for Cardi B.  TMZ has obtained a clip from the show, during a game…


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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Azealia Banks: Elon Musk Is a Druggie and Grimes Is White Trash!

Folks, as you probably know, it’s been quite a big news week.


No, we’re not talking about the fact that Trump supporters are getting locked up at such an alarming rate that you’d think they were black teens with half a gram of marijuana in their glove compartment.




We’re talking about the excitement of yet another Azealia Banks beef!


As you may recall, Ms. Banks is a gifted rapper and singer who keeps torpedoing her own career, largely by engaging in ugly high-profile feuds with better-known celebs.


Though she’s emerged victorious on multiple occasions (see: Azealia Banks vs. Iggy Azalea), generally the one to suffer most in the aftermath is Banks herself.


Whether that’s the result of her being treated unfairly in the press or simply a consequence of continually throwing shots at powerful and influential people is still a matter for debate.



What’s not up for argument, however, is the fact that picking a fight with a budding supervillain who seems hell-bent on being the first man to conquer space probably isn’t the best decision Azealia ever made.


As you may know, Elon Musk is currently dating Grimes, a Canadian singer who apparently knows Banks in a professional capacity.


Grimes recently invited Banks to Musk’s mansion to discuss a collaboration, and based on Azealia’s social media updates on the situation, we think it’s safe to say the visit didn’t go according to plan.


Banks compared the situation to the movie Get Out and claimed that Musk used LSD and steroids in her presence.




Azealia on Elon


She even claimed that the Tesla CEO tweeted important news about his company while in the throes of an acid trip.


She went on to describe Musk as “a giant d—k” and accused him of using “a fake made up accent.”


Banks wasn’t much kinder to Grimes, whom she described as “white trash” and “a pathological liar.” 


So that was last week.


This week, the feud was re-ignited by Banks’ claims that Musk stole her phone in order to “delete evidence” of their bizarre encounter.




Azealia Banks-Elon Musk-Grimes


Attorneys for Musk responded with a statement reading in part:


“Elon doesn’t know Azealia Banks. He doesn’t have her phone and neither do his lawyers.”


“Azealia Banks might be a lot of things, but one thing I am not is a liar. I’m not gonna be made to look like I’m some f—king crazed fan,” Banks fired back.


Azealia doubled down on her comments yesterday, writing in an Instagram story that she “didn’t come to L.A. to [have] some f—king alien orgy and some other crazy s—t.” 


Musk has yet to respond, but we expect he’ll announce plans to launch Azealia Banks into orbit sometime this afternoon.



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Monday, May 14, 2018

Cardi B Feuds with Azealia Banks, Deletes Her Own Instagram

Azealia Banks, a controversial provocateur who also does music, often gains attention by bashing people who are more culturally relevant.


Over the weekend, her unsurprising feud with Cardi B reached new heights as she took aim at the pregnant “Bodak Yellow” singer and summarily dismissed her as a talent and as a human being.


Cardi B responded … and then stunned fans by deleting her Instagram.



During part of a lengthy interview with The Breakfast Club, Azealia Banks mentions that she thinks that Cardi is making society worse.


“Two years ago, the conversation surrounding black women’s culture was really reaching an all-time high.”


Discourse about race and gender has been improving over the years, though there has been some backlash by people who feel threatened when marginalized voices are heard.


The hosts refer to Beyonce’s Lemonade, which came out in 2016 and was a huge part of the conversation.


“There was just this really, really, really intelligent conversation going on nationally and then everything just kind of changed and then it was like Cardi B.”


She’s saying that Cardi is destroying America’s black women or at least the conversation that surrounds them, anyway.


“I’m just talking about this caricature of a black woman that black women themselves would never be able to get away with.”


Race is a social construct and therefore complicated, but Cardi’s parents are Dominican and Trinidadian, which many people consider to be black.


“Like, if my spelling and grammar was that bad, I’d be canceled. If Nicki Minaj spelled like that, we would be ragging on her all day.”


That’s an interesting thing to say, since Azealia Banks loves to rag on Nicki Minaj.



Though Azealia covered a number of other topics during her interview, her attack on Cardi gathered the most attention.


And Cardi herself responded.


“Beyonce? Wasn’t Beyonce the same woman she was talking s–t about and dragging all over the media?”


Yep.


“I’m from the hood. I speak how I speak I am how I am. I did not choose to be famous people choose me!”


Cardi did not have an easy youth.


“People followed me on Instagram and the people gave me a platform to introduce my talent.”


In other words, she’s saying that it was fans and admirers who thrust her into the spotlight.


“I never asked to be a example or a role model I don’t want to change my ways because I’m famous that’s why I just mind my business.”


She then points out the hypocrisy of Azealia trying to call her out.


“This is coming from a woman that bleached her skin but want to advocate. GOODBYE. I’m not apologizing or kill myself because of who I am.”



Cardi had more to say, however.


“A woman who constantly finds joy in belittling black women (Beyonce, Rihanna, Skai Jackson, Remy Ma), can’t try and stand for them because it’s convenient!”


Azealia can’t seem to resist hurling insults at anyone and everyone — including Cardi. Even though Azealia was caught on film dancing to “Bodak Yellow.”


“The difference between me and you, I’ve never pretended to be or represent someone I’m not!”


Cardi says that her authenticity should speak for itself.


“I’ve made it where I am for being myself and staying true to that. I’m not trying to represent nobody but myself”


She then points out how absurd it is for Azealia to advocate for anyone.


“You busy trying to be a voice of reason and a representative for women of color when you can’t even reason with yourself.”


Yep.



“You can’t understand where your insecurities come from and why your not happy in your OWN skin so you think because YOU can’t figure your s–t out that you can create confusion for me, make me unsure about who I am!”


Cardi does address the “controversy” surrounding her race.


“I know who I am! A daughter to a Hispanic father and a Caribbean mother and I’m proud of that! I’ve never dismissed my heritage or my culture.”


Most Caribbean communities include black and latine ethnicities.


“I’ve never pretended to sound like anyone or look like anyone for attention or to make me feel better about who I’m not! I’ve been this way, always!”


She then lays into Azealia for trying to go after her vocabulary.


“You think because someone uses a lot of big words and long sentences that makes them smart!?”


There are people in this world who believe that replacing random words by using a thesaurus will improve their writing. These people are mistaken.




Cardi B Responds


“How smart are you if you don’t know that the meaning of illiterate means to not know how to read or write. I can do both, and speak 2 languages fluently.”


That’s a very effective way of shutting down Azealia’s attack.


“Just because I mix a few words up forget to use commas or misspell a few words doesn’t make me illiterate and doesn’t make me stupid.”


Truth.


“And because I laugh a littler harder or talk a little louder doesn’t make me a caricature!”


Cardi is absolutely right.


“You think your advocating for women and your doing the opposite!”


Azealia Banks has been noted for supporting Donald Trump. So yes, Cardi is correct.


“I pray you find peace in your own heart and reason in your own mind! Pray for your own success before you pray for the downfall of others!”



Azealia could not resist responding. And, to make herself sound as condescending as possible, she used Cardi’s birth name.


“Belcalis …… sis, give it up. You have a fever and are leaking breast milk everywhere trying to come up with a refutable comeback.”


That is … not how pregnancy works.


“Sis spent 12 hours proofreading a message while still COMPLETELY missing the point. You and whoever wrote this reply for you don’t have the intelligence to engage in this not-so-complex discussion.”


Azealia continues to be pointlessly rude.


“I spoke about it for all of two minutes in an interview and you respond by calling me unattractive .. mentioning my bleaching my skin and telling me to ‘suck your ass’. Immediately proving yourself to be exactly who I thought you were.. A bird.”


Is that a thread? We all know what Azealia Banks does to chickens.


“I suggest you leave these types of cultural conversations alone for now. You don’t have the range.”


Rude.



Many fans were heartbroken to see Cardi delete her Instagram, even if it was probably just a temporary measure.


They like staying connected to their fave on social media, after all. And they hate losing her because of an antagonistic maniac.


Others, however, think that Cardi did the right thing for herself.


Cardi is pregnant and she doesn’t need the stress. She said what she needed to say and she’s living her life.


At the end of the day, Cardi’s career is stable and on the rise. She doesn’t need bizarre feuds to stay relevant.


Can Azealia Banks say the same?



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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Azealia Banks Claims She was "Lowkey" Raped on Her Instagram Story

Azealia Banks was breaking down and sobbing on her Instagram story Saturday night, claiming she’d been sexually assaulted … and threatening to quit music over it. In since-deleted Instagram videos posted to the NYC rapper’s Story, Azealia can be…


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Azealia Banks Claims She was "Lowkey" Raped on Her Instagram Story

Azealia Banks was breaking down and sobbing on her Instagram story Saturday night, claiming she’d been sexually assaulted … and threatening to quit music over it. In since-deleted Instagram videos posted to the NYC rapper’s Story, Azealia can be…


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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Cardi B Beefs With Azealia Banks, Internet Braces For Savage Clap Back

If you’re like us, you’re old, and uncool, and you get your news from a tattered parchment delivered to your door by a young lad in a jaunty cap whom you reward with a single shilling and some wise words about prudent spending each fortnight.


Because of our woeful lack of hipness, we only recently became familiar with Cardi B, the rapper whose debut single “Bodak Yellow” just dethroned Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do” as the number one song in the country.



Cardi is an artist on the rise, and she’s been praised by some of the biggest names in hip-hop.


Of course, in 2017, you haven’t really made it as a rapper until you’ve feuded with Azealia Banks.


Banks has beefed with Nicki Minaj, Jay Z, Eminem, Iggy Azalea, that Soundcloud rapper who’s always posting links to his new sh-t along with a bunch of fire emojis on your Facebook page …


Basically, if you’ve ever rhymed two words, Banks doesn’t like you, and she wants the world to know.


Predictably, Azealia has now set her sights on Cardi B, going off on the Bronx native in a since-deleted Twitter rant in which she attributed Cardi’s success to music industry racism.


“Black industry men are too hype for this Latina girl I’ve never seen them jump like this for remy [Ma] or nicki,” Banks wrote.



“Charlemagne [Tha God] and black men in hip-hop should have gotten me, remy AND nicki a number one before they gave cardi or iggy [Azalea] one.”


This is Azealia Banks we’re talking about, so it only got worse from there.


Cardi is of Trinidadian and Dominican descent, and for reasons that remain unclear, Banks feels she should have tailored her public image accordingly:


“She’s only black when black want to include themselves in a success story,” Azealia wrote.


“I thought she was gonna be a Latina hottie and not a poor mans Nicki Minaj,” she added. “It went the other way and now I’m over it.”


On Instagram, Banks was even more savage, calling Cardi “a f-ck toy” who is “super inarticulate,” and accusing her “suck[ing] d-ck for raps.”


Fortunately, Cardi knew just how to respond:



That’s a clip of Banks singing along to “Bodak Yellow” in the club.


Cardi posted the image to Instagram with a caption reading:


“One of the reasons Bodak Yellow went #1! Cuz even the HATERS love it!”


Banks has yet to respond to that burn, but something tells us her response will be nuclear.


The weird thing is, before Cardi became only the second solo rapper to ever reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100, Banks had nothing but praise for the 24-year-old:



“I always thought she was funny, and when she started rapping, I was like… what is she doing? Then I heard ‘Foreva’ and I was like, Okay, this is really f-cking good, she’s not playing,” Banks told XXL.


“Then I heard a couple other songs and I was like, Oh shit, Cardi’s not playing! And now I’m a fan of Cardi B’s music and her personality.”


So what happened?


It couldn’t be that Azealia’s bitter about Cardi’s success because shot her own career in the foot years ago, could it?



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Monday, March 6, 2017

Azealia Banks Pisses Off Judge in Boob Biting Case

Azealia Banks is a wanted woman after failing to show up in court for her now infamous boob biting case … TMZ has learned. Azealia was supposed to be in an NYC courtroom Monday, but never showed up, and we’ve learned a bench warrant was issued…


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Monday, February 27, 2017

Azealia Banks Sides With Remy Ma, Slams Nicki Minaj!

If you’re a hip hop fan, by now you’ve probably heard (or at least heard about) “Shether,” Remy Ma’s scathing diss track directed at Nicki Minaj.


The Remy vs. Nicki beef goes back several years, but for most of that time, Remy was behind bars, not dropping bars.



As such, the feud is just now reaching its long-delayed climax, and since Azealia Banks can smell beef a mile away, it was only a matter of time before she got involved herself.


Not surprisingly, Banks is siding with Remy, and she’s doing so with the sort of brash social media trash talk that keeps her semi-relevant.


Banks has feuded with Minaj in the past, just as she’s feuded with … well, just about every other working rapper, and now she’s reigniting the beef.


Yesterday, she came after Nicki with a social media rant that ranks among her most unhinged (which is really saying something):



“I bet nick will do something pussy and try to call the cops on remy. She’s evil enough to try and set remy up like that,” tweeted Azealia.


“Soon you’ll be knocking on my door trying to buy pieces of your soul back. Lol KEEP IT UP. Give me more more energy Onika, I will suck you dry.”


Onika is Nicki’s real first name, and we assume all the soul-stealing and energy-sucking references have something to do with Azealia’s witchcraft practices.


Yes, Azealia practices witchcraft – sacrificed chickens, and all.



Naturally, Ms. Banks didn’t stop there:


“She’s wants me to retaliate but I’m smart enough to never interrupt my enemy while they are making a mistake. Perfect timing,” she continued.


“I literally just put her energy in a bottle. I’ll pull the bottle out and sprinkle it on one of the FANTASEA tracks. Thank you Nicki Minaj for the free energy! I will be bottling it up and using it for FANTASEA!!!!!”



Nicki has yet to respond to Remy’s diss track, which means she’s vulnerable at the moment, and of course, Banks couldn’t resist the opportunity to get some jabs in.


Unfortunately for Azealia, Nicki’s probably in the studio right now putting the final touches on an absolute murder weapon of a verse.


And now she has more than one name on her hit list.


The best Banks can hope for now is that Nicki will decide such an insignificant target isn’t worth her time.



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Friday, February 24, 2017

Azealia Banks to Lana Del Rey: Leave Donald Trump Alone!

At this point, it’s hard to be surprised by anything that Azealia Banks says, does, or tweets.


Azealia feuds with just about everyone who crosses her path, especially those who dare to criticize President Donald Trump.


Yes, for reasons that aren’t particularly clear (even/especially to her) Azealia is a huge Trump supporter.



In fact, she’s so hardcore in her beliefs that Banks went off on Rihanna last week for speaking out against Trump’s controversial Muslim ban.


“This is all stupid and wrong. Is she even American??? Can she even vote???” Banks tweeted, and if she’d only squeezed in the words “cuck” and “snowflake,” she would’ve perfectly captured the tone of the typical irate Trump troll.


Azealia is black, a woman, an artist, a young person, a supporter of the LGBTQ community, and (we’re just guessing, considering the way her career has kind of bottomed out) a non-millionaire – which makes her a member of a half dozen groups that aren’t particularly well-represented aboard the Trump Train.


Of course, she also sacrifices chickens in her apartment as part of her witchcraft ceremonies, so pointing out inconsistencies in Azealia’s political ideology is a bit like calling Charles Manson crazy for pouring the milk in his bowl before the cereal.



Anyway, like her bestie Milo Yiannopolos, Banks was suspended from Twitter for doing what she does best (read: trolling the entire planet), but she’s back now, and it seems she’s already making up for lost time.


This story comes to us courtesy of the Lana Del Rey fan page, Planet Del Rey, which claims that Azealia has turned on her former friend Lana Del Rey for jokingly (we think) threatening to take Trump down with witchcraft.


Lana posted a tweet asking fans to find “ingredients” online and use them “at the stroke of midnight.”


We’re old and easily confused by both hip young Millennials and social media, so we would’ve thought that Lana was organizing a good old-fashioned Meth cook-off.



But Lana fans insist it was some sort of sly reference to bewitching the Donald, and apparently Azealia didn’t care for it one bit:


“Leave that motherf-cker alone,” Banks allegedly tweeted.


“You witches are only going to make Trump stronger. *rolls eye* hashtag. White girl magic.” 


She added:


“No shade I will go toe to toe with these white witches because Hillary Clinton losing was a major loss for white feminism.”


She later confirmed that she was referring to Lana in response to a fan’s query.



The tweets appear to have been deleted, but as you can see, Planet Del Rey came equipped with receipts.


We’d say this all seems a tad ludicrous, but this is Azealia Banks we’re talking about.


The woman once started a feud with the entire country of Australia, seemingly just for her own amusement.


Ya know, now that we think about it, we’re starting to understand her love of Trump …



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Sunday, January 29, 2017

Rihanna and Azealia Banks: Feuding HARD Over Trump!

Don’t look now, but Azealia Banka is being a rude, aggressive, highly questonable troll!


On second thought, go ahead and look. After all, if you looked away every time Azealia Banks decided to be awful, you’d never get anything done.



Yes, Azealia has a long, long history of being the worst.


But this latest little mess she found herself in?


It’s pretty darn bad, even for her.


It all started when Rihanna, like so many people this weekend, felt the need to speak out about Donald Trump’s executive order that many are referring to as the Muslim Ban.


“Disgusted!” she tweeted. “The news is devastating! America is being ruined right before our eyes! What an immoral pig you have to be to implement such BS!!”



So that’s all fine, obviously, and a sentiment that many, if not most, of us share. But Azealia disagreed. Of course.


“No,” she wrote in response. “This is all stupid and wrong. Is she even American??? Can she even vote???”


And she’s partially correct: Rihanna isn’t American, she’s from Barbados, so she can’t vote.


She can, however, show compassion and some common human decency. Maybe that’s where Azealia is confused.


But whatever the reason for Azealia’s issue with Rihanna, she continued her little rant over on Instagram.



There, she wrote “As far as Rihanna (who isn’t a citizen and can’t vote) and all the rest of the celebrities who are using their influence to stir the public, you lot REALLY need to shut up and sit down.”


“Stop chastising the president. It’s stupid and pathetic to watch. All of the confused people confuse other confused people.”


She added “Hoping the president fails is like getting on an airplane and hoping the pilot crashes.”


Oh, and for what it’s worth, Azealia believes “The ban on muslims is a precautionary measure.”


Rihanna fired back with a photo of herself pouting her lips, writing in the caption “the face you make when you a immigrant.”



She added the hashtags “stay away from the chickens,” “I heart nuggets,” and “save our hens,” referencing Azealia’s recent scandal in which she bragged about slaughtering chickens in her closet.


You know that crazy Azealia wasn’t about to let that go — she reposted Rihanna’s caption and added this mess:


“What Rihanna meant was … ‘I GREW UP PLAYING SOCCER IN A DIRT YARD WITH A COCONUT AND OPEN MY LEGS FOR ANY AND EVERY MOTHERF-CKER WHO I THINK I CAN GET TO WRITE ME SONGS OR BUY ME DRUGS.”


“I CAN BARELY PERFORM BECAUSE I LINE MY BROWN BLUNTS WITH CRYSTAL METH AND AM OFTEN VERY WINDED ON STAGE.”


At this point, Rihanna realized she was done dealing with Azealia’s brand of hateful insanity, so she shared this photo:



She captioned it “The face you make when you screaming in an empty room.”


Azealia is still going at it though. She even invited Rihanna over to her apartment for some homemade chicken nuggets!


In closing, Rihanna is a queen, Azealia Banks is terrifying, and why is any of this happening?



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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Azealia Banks to Donald Trump: PLEASE Let Me Perform at Your Inauguration!

Azealia Banks has never really delivered on her early promise as a hitmaker (In fact, she has has yet to attain “one hit wonder” status.) 


Even so, she’s managed to remain relevant by starting fights with vastly more famous celebrities and genuinely behaving like a  person who’s been given a platform despite having flushed her meds several weeks ago.



Amazingly, despite the fact that she’s been screaming for attention in new and increasingly batsh-t ways for several years now, Azealia still has the power to surprise us.


Take, for example, the video she posted last month, in which she revealed that she’s a witch who sacrifices chickens in the closer of her New York City apartment.


We don’t think anyone was that coming.


And then there are Ms. Banks’ political views.



During the election the rapper’s followers were shocked to learn that Azealia is a Trump supporter.


It’s surprising in the sense that she’s expressed liberal views in the past, but so much when you consider the fact that Azealia is an angry racist.


Then it makes perfect sense.


Anyway, Banks is pissed – pissed! – that Trump’s inauguration is being headlines by 3 Doors Down and some woman who came in second on America’s Got Talent, and she would like to personally make the entire country say “Who?” by taking the stage herself:



“Saw the entertainment line for the inauguration it made me very upset. This is an EPIC moment in modern history and it should def be celebrated in style"” Banks wrote on Facebook yesterday.


“I would love to perform at the inauguration.”


Most of Azealia’s fans reacted with confusion (the guy who commented, “The devil is in this post” seemed to just about sum up the consensus), but Banks has at least one fellow Z-list Trumpeter in her corner.


Noted professional troll Milo Yiannopoulis commented that Banks is his “first, second and only choice” to perform at the inauguration.



Azealia, demonstrating the political acumen that’s made her sought-after voice of reason in troubled times, replied:


“Me and you in the front row looking MAAAAD cute omg we would break the internet.”


And people thought Trump wouldn’t bring our country together.


Already, he’s uniting bigots with nothing in common but their hatred and insecurity!



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Thursday, January 5, 2017

Azealia Banks: Banned From Facebook, Exiled to MySpace

At this point, we think it’s safe to say Azealia Banks’ rap career never quite took off like it was supposed to.


“212” was, ever shall be the jam, but that was … years ago, and it wasn’t exactly a mainstream hit.


Since then, Banks has become more famous for her feuds than for her music and her wildly erratic behavior that for her music.



In the past year alone she’s beefed with Russell Crowe, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Jay Z, Iggy Azalea (probably justified), and the entire continent of Australia (possibly related).


Banks was banned from Twitter after tweeting shockingly bigoted comments about people of Middle Eastern descent during a bizarre tirade targeted at Zayn Malik.


And now, it looks like she’s been booted from the web’s other biggest social media platform.


At some point last night, Banks Facebook profile disappeared from without explanation.


No cause has been given by either the site or Banks (though we must admit, we have yet to check her LiveJournal page), but if we had to guess, we’d say the ban probably has something to do with the following video that Banks posted last week:



Oh, you should be warned that the above clip is NSFAHBE (not safe for any human being ever).


If you already clicked on it, um … sorry!


It shows Banks cleaning up blood and feathers from what she claims is “three years’ worth” of chicken sacrifices carried out as part of her practices in witchcraft.


“Real witches do real things,” Banks gleefully tells the camera as she refers to power wash the poultry gore from her floors and walls.



Not a necessary chore for most NYC residents.


Of course, the final straw for Mark Zuckerberg may have been a racist rant targeted at her Brazilian followers that Banks posted last night:


“When are all of these third world freaks going to stop spamming my page with broken English over things they know nothing about?” Banks wrote.


She continued:



“I’m the queen of the Internet. This stuff is all so effortless. Sheesh.


“How I manage to make international news from the comfort of my toilet seat is honestly beyond me. I’m not even doing anything … at all.” 


We’d say Banks’ days of making news from the toilet appear to have come to an end, but you can’t keep a good psycho down.


See ya on MySpace, Azealia!



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Friday, December 30, 2016

Azealia Banks Sacrifices Chickens, Posts the Bloody Aftermath on Snapchat

Azealia Banks" music career hasn"t taken off quite like it was supposed to, but when it comes to celebrity feuds, no one can top the perpetually thirsty Ms. Banks.


Banks has feuded with Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Jay Z, Hillary Clinton supporters, and just about everyone else who"s ever crossed paths with on her social media.


Most recently, Banks beefed with Russell Crowe in what we thought would be 2016"s most epic battle of the douches.


But this time, the rapper may have run afoul of some folks who are arguably more psychotic than she is.



We"re talking, of course, about the folks at PETA.


You see, last night, Banks shared a disturbing revelation on Snapchat:


It seems that for the past three years, she"s been sacrificing chickens in the closet of her New York City apartment.


“The amount of crap that is about to come off my floor right now guys, oh my god," Banks told the camera.


"Three years worth of brujeria. Yes, you know I got to scrape all this sh-t up. I got my sand-blaster and my googles. It’s about to go down."


Yes, Banks claims to be a witch, who sacrifices chickens in order to … well, we"re sure she has her reasons.


Obviously, lots of folks are crying foul (no pun intended) and claiming that the video is fraudulent, but we fully believe she"s this crazy.


But for the good chicken population, we"d like to point out to Ms. Banks the obvious flaw in her methods:


Azealia, you"re famous, but you"re not rich enough to pay someone to power wash the chicken blood off your floor.


Clearly, your magic isn"t having much of a positive effect on her life.


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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Azealia Banks Goes OFF on Nicki Minaj in Epic Rant

Azealia Banks is having quite the, um – interesting? – day on social media.


Earlier today, Banks joked about having a miscarriage in a Facebook rant that’s since been deleted.


Obviously, that earned the eternally-thirsty rapper some of the attention she so desperately craves, but obviously it wasn’t enough.



If you’re familiar with Ms. Banks’ career, you know that she’s less well-known for her music (though “212” is admittedly the jam) than for her hilariously melodramatic beefs with other celebrities.


Previously, Azealia has feuded with Iggy Azalea, Kanye West, Jay Z, and just about anyone else who has ever rapped, listen to rap, wrapped a present, or used the phrase “it’s a wrap.”


So we suppose it was only a matter of time before Azealia set her sights on the self-proclaimed queen of hip-hop, Nicki Minaj.


Check out the (since deleted) Facebook rant that Azealia posted to her Facebook page, in which she reveals that she’s working on music with Nicki’s ex, Safaree Samuels, and otherwise goes off on her fellow emcee:



“Nicki girl… now listen. Don’t start throwing shade cause you miss Safaree and know that I’ve actually made a BANGER with him.


“Don’t get mad, get even. Slim down a bit (especially in your neck and arms). Decrease the butt just a bit (I’ve seem your butt make some really expensive dresses look really cheap) and STOP WEARING SPANDEX AS AN OUTFIT FOR F–KS SAKE.


“Also stop calling yourself the queen of rap. Queens don’t wear spandex sweety. Marketing genius yes but your cheap made in China perfume smells like car freshener and your beverage tastes like kitchen cleaner.


“McDonalds sells a lot of burgers but no one is telling McDonald’s that they’re the pinnacle of cuisine and taste. This is true of you.”



She goes on to argue that not only did Nicki rip off Lady Gaga, she was at her best when she was stealing Gaga’s look:


“I don’t understand why you are so impressed with yourself.


“Do yourself a favor and image search gaga 2011 and pick that back up! The “real” Nicki is not as interesting as Gaga knock-off Nicki.


“In 2017 I hope you find some new inspiration and decrease your butt implants you would honestly look SOOOOO much better if they were just 150 cc smaller.”



It’s actually not the first round of the ongoing Azealia vs. Nicki feud, but it’s definitely the most brutal.


Astonishingly, Nicki has yet to fire back, but you can bet it’s coming.


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Azealia Banks: I Suffered a Miscarriage! LOL!

Azealia Banks is a riot, folks.


Actually, let us amend that statement:


Azealia Banks may cause an Internet riot as a result of what appears to be a joke she just made online about having a miscarriage.


Confused? Intrigued? Confused AND intrigued… and already annoyed? Scroll down and we’ll explain.



On Tuesday morning, Banks took Facebook followers by surprise when she said very plainly that she just suffered a miscarriage.


The singer had made no previous mention of even being pregnant, but she wrote the following on her official page a few hours ago:


“So I’ve just had a really major life event happen and I want to talk about it because this wouldn’t be an Azealia Banks page without loads of oversharing right?


“Anywho, I’ve just had a miscarriage and am pretty taken aback by it all and really confused and in shock and guilty and a bit depressed and like a failure and and [sic] very ashamed.”


This would typically be the point in a story such as this where we express sympathy for the subject.


Especially after Banks seemed to be genuinely shaken up by the experience, asking for advice from women who could relate.


“Has anyone else had this same experience who cares to share some words of wisdom or words of anything regarding this topic,” she asked, adding:


“The self-loathing bit is a real struggle for me at the moment so share any words here. They will be greatly appreciated.”



Continued the controversial artist:


I feel really stupid because I think I’m so big and bad an in control and In this situation I’m so powerless and when I first saw the embryo I felt this full spirit around me and was looking down at this little bean in horror/amazement and now I just can’t NOT have an awareness of this person and wont stop feeling like any and everything I’ve ever done in my life or want to do is pointless.


However, Banks – who is no stranger to saying some truly outlandish things – made this confession not long after slamming frequent rival Nicki Minaj.


When one follower questioned the timing of the miscarriage admission, Banks replied:


“Do you want to see a picture of the mess?”


She provided no such picture, but she does appear to have deleted the entire miscarriage thread, virtually laughing over how she’s “not the same person” anymore.




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Banks then made it pretty clear that she made up the entire miscarriage thing because… umm… she has some very serious mental issues?


Is there any other reason why anyone would ever joke about such a sensitive topic?


“Hope you Lot got your screenshots. It’s all jokes guys. Calm down and enjoy the holiday,” Banks wrote as a follow-up on Facebook.


Hilarious, right?


(No… wait: wrong. So very, very messed up and wrong.)




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“HOPEFULLY the tabloids don’t get tacky about this Azealia Banks headline. I’ve had a real rough 2016. I honestly need a break from the public crucifixion,” Banks later added on Facebook for some reason.


We have no idea what it manes to “get tacky” about a headline.


But any time a celebrity jokes about having a miscarriage, you better believe we’re going to call her out over it.


“This is a women’s health issue that many others may or may not be able to relate to. Please don’t fuck UP an opportunity for clear, open and beneficial discourse between WOMEN,” Banks also wrote, making even less sense.




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We guess we shouldn’t expect much from someone who once told Iggy Azalea to kill herself.


But we somehow didn’t think that even Azealia Banks was capable of lying about a miscarriage.


We’d love to see her make this same so-called joke to any one of the following celebrities.


Do you think they’d find it funny?



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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Russell Crowe & Azealia Banks -- Cops Hit Wall with Surveillance Video

Azealia Banks and Russell Crowe are back to square one — he said, she said — because we’ve learned the surveillance cameras at the Bev Hills Hotel missed the entire confrontation. Law enforcement sources tell us they’ve combed through…


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Saturday, October 22, 2016

Azealia Banks Actually Apologizes to Someone!!!!!

Azealia Banks is officially more mature than Donald Trump.


The controversial singer just issued an actual apology to an actual person she had previously offended.


We’ll give you a few minutes to let this shocking news sink in…



Back in May, Banks went on as vicious of a rant as she’s ever gone on before.


The target of her wrath was former One Direction singer Zayn Malik.


It all started because Malik released his music video for the track “Like I Would.” Banks believed the song too closely resembled her single “Yung Rapunzel.”


And that’s all it took for Banks to GO OFF.


In epic fashion, even for Azealia Banks.


“@zaynmalik dude, I make better music than you. Simmer down with that fake white boy rebellion and that wannabe beiber swag,” she wrote.


And then she got very racist, adding the folllowing insults:


lol u a bitch n*gga for even responding like that. Keep sucking this yung rapunxel d*ck u hairy curry scented bitch. imma start calling you punjab you dirty bitch.


You a dick rider for real for real. Ride this dick until the wheels fall off Punjab.


You were only apart of 1d to draw brown attention. You are and ALWAYS will be a TOKEN to the UK.


@zaynmalik still doesn’t change the fact that your mother is a dirty refugee who won’t be granted asylum. LOL @ZAYNMALIK IS A F*GGOT.


Yes, Banks wrote all of these things. It was bad.



Incredibly, however, after accusing Russell Crowe of assault this week, Banks realized she had to take some responsibility for her own actions.


So she wrote Malik an apology.


“Dear Zayn, There are no words that can fully express how sorry I am. Recent events have taught me the importance of taking accountability for ones actions.


“I want and need to say I am sorry, I was wrong,” Banks began.


After detailing how her outburst this spring was caused by an unrelated tweet she mistook as a personal attack, she acknowledged her mistake.



She continued as follows:


“As a black woman, in America, I sometimes forget that there are words and comments that hurt other communities. At times, I am so consumed by my own struggle, and the struggle of my race, that I forget to consider the hardships other minorities continue to endure.


“Coming from an ethnicity that is largely discriminated against does not warrant a license to use derogatory, abusive terminology nor does it give me the right to make hurtful remarks.”


The artist then said she was to all those who were affected by her words.


“I apologise not only to you, Zayn, but to all those I hurt and offended. I am not cruel, nor am I heartless or vindictive.


“There is a lot of love in my heart and there is good in my soul. What I did was wrong and I am committed to becoming a better person.”


Concluded Banks:


“Throughout my transgressions you remained a gentleman and I applaud you for displaying class and maintaining a level head. The world could learn a lot from you and I hope you can find room in your heart to accept my sincerest apologies.”


The unexpected letter comes mere days after Banks demanded an apology from Crowe due to their alleged altercation last weekend.


She claims that the Oscar-winning actor “called me a n—-r, choked me, threw me out and spat at me.”


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