Showing posts with label Chickens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chickens. Show all posts

Friday, December 30, 2016

Azealia Banks Sacrifices Chickens, Posts the Bloody Aftermath on Snapchat

Azealia Banks" music career hasn"t taken off quite like it was supposed to, but when it comes to celebrity feuds, no one can top the perpetually thirsty Ms. Banks.


Banks has feuded with Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Jay Z, Hillary Clinton supporters, and just about everyone else who"s ever crossed paths with on her social media.


Most recently, Banks beefed with Russell Crowe in what we thought would be 2016"s most epic battle of the douches.


But this time, the rapper may have run afoul of some folks who are arguably more psychotic than she is.



We"re talking, of course, about the folks at PETA.


You see, last night, Banks shared a disturbing revelation on Snapchat:


It seems that for the past three years, she"s been sacrificing chickens in the closet of her New York City apartment.


“The amount of crap that is about to come off my floor right now guys, oh my god," Banks told the camera.


"Three years worth of brujeria. Yes, you know I got to scrape all this sh-t up. I got my sand-blaster and my googles. It’s about to go down."


Yes, Banks claims to be a witch, who sacrifices chickens in order to … well, we"re sure she has her reasons.


Obviously, lots of folks are crying foul (no pun intended) and claiming that the video is fraudulent, but we fully believe she"s this crazy.


But for the good chicken population, we"d like to point out to Ms. Banks the obvious flaw in her methods:


Azealia, you"re famous, but you"re not rich enough to pay someone to power wash the chicken blood off your floor.


Clearly, your magic isn"t having much of a positive effect on her life.


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Monday, February 1, 2016

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 13 Recap: Jamaican Jerks, Chickens

“I still have my Jesus with me, so I’m not gonna knock a bitch upside her head, but had she touched me, y’all would’ve seen a whole ‘nother side of Kim Fields.”


– Kim Fields



On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 13, the women jetted off to Jamaica for some fun in the sun with their men in tow.


NeNe Leakes big appearance was the big storyline coming in … 


… but she wasn’t the one who ruined the vacay in epic fashion.


Obviously, if you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online at all, you know that the shade-throwing drama never stays in the ATL.


In fact, it typically increases whenever there’s a trip involved.


During Cynthia Bailey’s meeting with Kim Fields and (the unbelievably immature) Kenya Moore, the trip began to go south in a hurry.


Moore accused Bailey of being unprofessional for going with Kim’s pitch for the ad, despite Kenya having flaked on the pitch meeting.


Then she called out Kim personally, and in a brazenly ridiculous middle school move, actually pulled Kim’s chair away from the table.


While Kim still happened to be sitting in it.


Fields (see above quote) kept her cool despite plenty of reasons to smack the ISH out of her adversary, while Cynthia just sat there.


Why Bailey didn’t grow a pair, own the decision to go with Kim’s pitch and shut down this display is beyond us, but it is what it is now.


At dinner later, when Peter asked what was wrong and what triggered this massive beef, More was still bitter and in a fighting mood.


“I would like to just take one of these lanterns and set my ass on fire than talk about this” Kenya snapped, to which Peter responded:


“Someone give her the motherf–king lantern.”


As Kim began to explain her side of things, Kenya up and left, after which Kim’s husband Chris laid it out for Cynthia plainly: 


“As boss, you’re the only one that can [this]. Simply go to Kenya and say I made a decision and I need you as my friend to live with it.”


“And also say, ‘You’re not my BFF,"” NeNe added.


Of course, it’s not that easy, and the way in which Cynthia characterized their relationship made its way to Kenya the very next morning.


Kenya wouldn’t let that crucial point go either, eventually forcing Cynthia to tell her flat out: “In my mind, we’re not best friends yet.”


That, friends, is just a bitter pill to swallow.