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Showing posts with label Myspace. Show all posts
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Friday, February 24, 2017
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Azealia Banks: Banned From Facebook, Exiled to MySpace
At this point, we think it’s safe to say Azealia Banks’ rap career never quite took off like it was supposed to.
“212” was, ever shall be the jam, but that was … years ago, and it wasn’t exactly a mainstream hit.
Since then, Banks has become more famous for her feuds than for her music and her wildly erratic behavior that for her music.
In the past year alone she’s beefed with Russell Crowe, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Jay Z, Iggy Azalea (probably justified), and the entire continent of Australia (possibly related).
Banks was banned from Twitter after tweeting shockingly bigoted comments about people of Middle Eastern descent during a bizarre tirade targeted at Zayn Malik.
And now, it looks like she’s been booted from the web’s other biggest social media platform.
At some point last night, Banks Facebook profile disappeared from without explanation.
No cause has been given by either the site or Banks (though we must admit, we have yet to check her LiveJournal page), but if we had to guess, we’d say the ban probably has something to do with the following video that Banks posted last week:
Oh, you should be warned that the above clip is NSFAHBE (not safe for any human being ever).
If you already clicked on it, um … sorry!
It shows Banks cleaning up blood and feathers from what she claims is “three years’ worth” of chicken sacrifices carried out as part of her practices in witchcraft.
“Real witches do real things,” Banks gleefully tells the camera as she refers to power wash the poultry gore from her floors and walls.
Not a necessary chore for most NYC residents.
Of course, the final straw for Mark Zuckerberg may have been a racist rant targeted at her Brazilian followers that Banks posted last night:
“When are all of these third world freaks going to stop spamming my page with broken English over things they know nothing about?” Banks wrote.
She continued:
“I’m the queen of the Internet. This stuff is all so effortless. Sheesh.
“How I manage to make international news from the comfort of my toilet seat is honestly beyond me. I’m not even doing anything … at all.”
We’d say Banks’ days of making news from the toilet appear to have come to an end, but you can’t keep a good psycho down.
See ya on MySpace, Azealia!
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Taylor Swift"s Old MySpace Page is Unearthed, Hilarious
These days, Taylor Swift is…not cool, exactly, but incredibly popular in a nerdy way, like the first flute in the school band who never forgets anyone’s birthday.
Back in 2005, however, Taylor was just like the rest of us – discovering this new thing called social media, and being totally embarrassing on it.
Okay, that might be a bit harsh, especially since Taylor was only in high school at the time, but it’s nice to know that someone who brings every celebrity on the planet on stage when she goes on tour was, not that long ago, a MySpace dweeb who gushed about her friends’ boobs and begged people to take down embarrassing photos.
In addition to the photos below, Taylor posted the following hilarious comments on the ‘Space:
- December 28, 2005: “Just a little reminder to you that even though the semester is over, I’m still obsessed with you…haha f–k sewing machines.”
- October 12, 2005: “Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of Shelby. Her boobs look AMAZING!”
- Februay 4, 2004: “THAT PICTURE OF ME AT THE TOP IS GROSS. THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN. It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGLY. I want it off NOW. but I loooove you.”
- Decemnber 16, 2005: “I’m Grant Motherf–king Wood. I do whatever I want and say the word “durr.”
Yo, she just went in on American Gothic painter Grant Wood! If he hadn’t passed away at an early age in 1942, homey would be piiiiiissed.
We kid. Obviously, Taylor is talking about some other Grant Wood, who was probably the subject of her first angry heartbreak ballad.
The important thing is that this is the real teen Taylor – the Taylor we’ve heard about in stories from her friends and her first guitar teacher, not the squeaky-clean version her management team tried to present us with early in her career.
We like this Taylor. She might go off ya boy Grant, but she will not forget your birthday.
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