Say what you will about Kylie Jenner, but one thing is for certain: she really, really cares about people.
Think about it: why else would she give us all the gifts she’s given us?
Why would she take all those cleavage-bearing photos, those lingerie photos, those straight-up nude photos?!
It’s because she loves us and she doesn’t want us to hurt anymore.
And our girl must have been worried about us, because did you see all these photos she shared on Instagram this weekend?!
Kylie is on a little vacation in Miami right now, along with boyfriend Tyga and big sister Kendall Jenner.
They’ve rented out this insane mansion, but who cares about real estate when Kylie is flouncing around in a thong and sharing the evidence?
Answer: no one with a heart in their chest and/or a fascination with butts.
But Kylie, social media genius that she is, knows that while we’d never turn down a good belfie, variety is good, too.
So she was a dear and posed in a second black bikini:
Are we worthy?
Honestly, we’re not sure.
Will we take it?
Oh hell yes we will.
Sure, Kylie is about as obnoxious as they come, and every time she opens her mouth we are catapulted into a special kind of hell that’s all lips and disappointment.
We know that without a doubt. We know it just about as well as we know anything.
But … come on. Look at her. What, are we supposed to just ignore this?
As a little bonus, Kylie also took some time this weekend to share some close-ups of some other fashion choices of hers.
And that’s why we have this little shot of this girl in fishnets with no underwear in sight:
Thank you for this, Kylie, and for all that you do.
We can never, every repay you.
