Kylie Jenner Poses in Thong Bikini, Is A National Treasure

Say what you will about Kylie Jenner, but one thing is for certain: she really, really cares about people.

Think about it: why else would she give us all the gifts she’s given us?

Why would she take all those cleavage-bearing photos, those lingerie photos, those straight-up nude photos?!

It’s because she loves us and she doesn’t want us to hurt anymore.

And our girl must have been worried about us, because did you see all these photos she shared on Instagram this weekend?!

Kylie is on a little vacation in Miami right now, along with boyfriend Tyga and big sister Kendall Jenner.

They’ve rented out this insane mansion, but who cares about real estate when Kylie is flouncing around in a thong and sharing the evidence?

Answer: no one with a heart in their chest and/or a fascination with butts.

But Kylie, social media genius that she is, knows that while we’d never turn down a good belfie, variety is good, too.

So she was a dear and posed in a second black bikini:

Are we worthy?

Honestly, we’re not sure.

Will we take it?

Oh hell yes we will.

Sure, Kylie is about as obnoxious as they come, and every time she opens her mouth we are catapulted into a special kind of hell that’s all lips and disappointment.

We know that without a doubt. We know it just about as well as we know anything.

But … come on. Look at her. What, are we supposed to just ignore this?

As a little bonus, Kylie also took some time this weekend to share some close-ups of some other fashion choices of hers.

And that’s why we have this little shot of this girl in fishnets with no underwear in sight:

Thank you for this, Kylie, and for all that you do.

We can never, every repay you.

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Ariel Winter Twerks in a Thong Bikini, Is a National Treasure

OK, look, these past few days have been hard. Really hard.

Unbearable, even.

Donald Trump won the election, and it basically kick-started the apocalypse. Everything is scary and terrible and sad right now.

Or, well, maybe not everything.

Ariel Winter Twerks in a Bikini

There is still at least a little bit of good in the world, and Ariel Winter proved it when she so selflessly shared that little video.

She’s on vacation in Mexico right now, and even though it’s cold and dreary in most of the U.S. right now (and in our hearts, obviously), it’s warm and sunny down there.

Sunny enough for Ariel to put on a teeny tiny little thong bikini and twerk for the masses.

#Blessed.

And if you’re one of those people who are prone to be all “well, that’s not technically twerking,” then one, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

And two, take a gander at this:

#BlessedAF.

It seems like it’s really important to Ariel that we all know that she’s on vacation, and that she has an ass that moves in a way that many people find appealing.

But don’t worry, because she really wanted us to get an eyeful of cleavage, too:

As you can see, not all heroes wear capes.

And while she’s definitely getting some criticism for sharing such racy pics, she’s said before that she really couldn’t care less about what people think.

She recently spoke out about the backlash her frequently sexy selfies receive, saying “I don’t really think I’m telling myself ‘You should post this, you shouldn’t post that."”

“I feel like I’m just having fun. I like my fans to see what I’m doing.”

Oh, we see you, girl.

“Everybody is so hyped up on the fact that I post photos where my butt’s out,” she went on.

“It’s a butt. Everyone has a butt. I don’t think it’s crazy.”

“It’s like, ‘Let me live! I’m enjoying my life, you’re enjoying your life, you should be posting your butt if you like it, too!"” she said.

“I’m not going to fight with someone on my Instagram that tells me they don’t like my outfit or I should put my butt away.”

“I’m sorry you think I should put my butt away, but just unfollow me.”

It was some solid advice: she wants to show her butt, she’s going to show her butt, and if you don’t like it, you can unfollow her social media accounts.

But we have a feeling, after this twerk-tastic magic, people wouldn’t dare unfollow Ariel.

It’s just too. Much. Hotness.

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Charlotte McKinney Flaunts Naked Butt in British GQ, Remains a National Treasure

There were so many memorable celebrity Halloween costumes this year that you may have missed Charlotte McKinney’s.

Or perhaps you saw it and just didn’t realize it was a Halloween costume, because she’s literally just wearing lingerie and a bow tie, but we’re gonna let this one slide, because…ya know, giant boobs and all.

Of course, lots of people put their half-naked bodies on display on Halloween. What sets Charlotte apart is that she makes the world a better place by flashing off different portions of her skin on a regular basis.

Generally, Charlotte’s boobs get all the attention, but we’d like you to take a moment to appreciate dat ass:

That’s Ms. McKinney posing in British GQ, and apparently the UK men’s mag has decided to take up the skin mag mantle now that Playboy won’t be publishing nudes anymore.

Whatever their reason, we applaud them. We’ve seen Charlotte breasts on Instagram and we’ve watched her attempt to make ground beef sexy in Carl’s Jr. ads, but now she gets to show a little range by…taking her pants off near a Doberman Pinscher.

Okay, so other than the fact that she’s dating Scott Eastwood and probably has some lower back problems in her future, we don’t know much about Charlotte, but hopefully that’ll change.

Clearly, the girl has ambition, and we’re sure she’ll eventually branch out and work on a project that doesn’t involve devouring an artery-clogging grease bomb in sexy slow-motion.