Showing posts with label Twerks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twerks. Show all posts

Monday, August 27, 2018

Jenelle Evans Twerks In Front of Her Kids, Remains the Worst


Jenelle Evans is no one"s idea of the perfect mom, but even she has her limits, right?


Sure, CPS has been called to Evans home 20 times in less than a year, but even she must draw the line somewhere!


There was a time when we might have thought so, but now that we"ve seen Jenelle twerk in front of her children, we"re not so sure.


Why did she think this was a good idea? Who filmed it? How have fans reacted to this cringe-worthy sight?


Join us as we attempt to answer these questions and more in the gallery below:




1. Jenelle Sells


Jenelle evans dude shirt

Like all of the Teen Moms, Jenelle’s social media pages are a huge part of her one-woman media empire. It’s on Instagram where Jenelle shills lame-ass merchandise like the “Dude” shirt pictured here.



2. Misfire


David and jenelle eason photo

And so, Jenelle goes the extra mile in her efforts to keep fans coming back for new and exclusive content. Sometimes those efforts pay off …



3. A Swing and a Miss


Jenelle evans best picture

Other times, we end up with situations like this one, in which Jenelle inexplicably decided to pull over, get out of her car by the side of the road, and bust out some racy dance moves in front of her kids.



4. Kiki Fail


Jenelle evans photoshopped ad

Jenelle was participating in something called “the Kiki Challenge” in which participants show off their best dance moves to the tune of Drake’s “In My Feelings.”



5. Children as Props


Jenelle evans and her family

Jenelle’s no stranger to treating her kids like objects, so it should come as no surprise that she had no problem involving her kids in her Kiki submission … whether they wanted to take part or not.



6. Egomania


Jenelle tongue

As a horrified nation looked on, Jenelle demonstrated her best club moves in front of her children. It’s a lot to take in, but without further ado, we give you Jenelle’s Kiki Challange …


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Saturday, August 25, 2018

Jenelle Evans Twerks in Front of Her Children in SUPER Cringey Video!

Jenelle Evans is such an interesting person because she manages to be awful in such a wide variety of ways.


If you were to write out a complete list of all the bad things she"s done and all the terrible things she"s said, she"d sound like a character in a poorly written white trash soap opera, not a real person.



Like when she stole her mother"s credit cards and ran away with her boyfriend a the time, Kieffer, to New Jersey?


Or the time she tried to get out of going to jail because she"d made plans to go to a Kesha concert, and she even put feathers in her hair for the occasion?


Or the time she told Nathan Griffith that she"d taken a pregnancy test and it was positive, but she wasn"t sure if she was actually pregnant or if the test was positive because of "leftovers" from the abortion she"d just had?


She really is just the most ridiculous person, and in a new video she just shared on Instagram, she"s extra ridiculous.



As you probably know, there"s a certain viral trend right now called the "In My Feelings" Challenge, where people do a little dance to the Drake song, usually while walking alongside a moving car.


It"s been very popular, some celebrities have done it — Will Smith even did it, that"s how big it is — and our dear Jenelle decided she"d give it a go, too.


"My turn!" she captioned her video. "Showing the kids their mom still has dance moves."


She added that her car was parked, not moving, and they were "on the side of our road."



She probably explained that because she knew she"d get some hate for the video, mostly because of who she is as a person and all she"s done to deserve that hate.


But just because she was parked doesn"t mean haters kept their mouths shut.


"I"m embarrassed for you," one of her followers wrote. "GROW UP AND BE A MOTHER TO YOUR CHILDREN!!"


"Twerking for your kids?" another person asked. "That"s disgusting. Very on brand for you."



Several people took issue with her outfit, saying it was too revealing, especially for a mother, and other people talked about how she"s appeared to have put on a little bit of weight.


Another big issue was that if she was showing her kids her dance moves, and the video was filmed from the front seat, then poor Jace is probably the one capturing his mother"s twerking skills on her phone here.


One person argued "It"s not the point of the dance, who cares .. it"s the fact she chose to do it with a car full of her kids & being the only adult in there with them!"


Another particularly dramatic person wrote "And this is why society is going to self destruct. Teach children how to respect themselves. Sad, u have a daughter. Think!"



OK, look, is this video embarrassing?


Yes, it is. It"s super embarrassing — most of these videos are, honestly.


But she looks great, and even if she didn"t, she doesn"t deserve criticism for her looks.


Her clothes are fine, too, and although it must be tough to watch your mom twerking in short shorts, her kids have definitely been through worse.



No, the real issue here is that Jenelle is just kind of an embarrassing person in general, and this video doesn"t help anything.


Oh, and the fact that she nearly got hit by that car that was forced to drive in the wrong lane because she felt like dancing in the street, that"s also an issue.


Watch Jenelle strut her stuff in the video below:


Jenelle evans twerks in front of her children in super cringey v
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Monday, July 23, 2018

Farrah Abraham: Daughter Twerks, Wears Towel, Admits to Killing Dog


"She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I"m doing mine."


This is something that Farrah said about her daughter, Sophia, when she was only four years old.


Judging by recent developments, it"s also probably something that she would still say today.


Yep, it doesn"t look like Sophia, now nine years old, has much adult supervision, judging by the kinds of things she"s been sharing on social media lately.


And if she does have adult supervision … well, then perhaps we"re even more concerned.




1. Exhausting


Exhausting

How many times are we going to have to talk about Farrah and her complete lack of parenting skills? HOW MANY?!



2. Too Much


Farrah and sophia with flowers

It’s always been excessive, how awful she is, but it’s really been getting out of hand lately.



3. Seriously, Stop


Farrah abraham sucks at photoshop

Just this month, she tried to convince Sophia that it would be a hilarious prank to convince someone that her dog had died, and then when her dog actually died, she took a video of Sophia crying instead of, you know, comforting her.



4. LOCK HER UP


Farrah abraham dressed like a magician

Also this month, Farrah was officially charged with battery after getting violent with a hotel employee — and, don’t forget, during the original incident, Sophia was upstairs sleeping.



5. Ugh


Farrah abraham snapchat image

Earlier this year, she got a lot of negative attention for having Sophia in the room while she got butt injections, and for getting her to film the procedure.



6. Uh …


Farrah abraham blonde for single af

Also earlier this year, she shocked us all when she said that she and Sophia take naked photos of each other and save them on their phones.


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Monday, February 12, 2018

Anderson Silva Twerks with Bra & Heels in Drag Queen Tribute

Here’s Anderson Silva like you’ve never seen him before — dressing in drag and twerking like his life depends on it to pay tribute to a huge Brazilian pop star … and we gotta say, dude’s got moves! The UFC legend shared his crazy dance…


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Monday, October 23, 2017

Triple H Twerks in WWE Ring, Gets Love from The Rock & Steph McMahon

How did pro wrestling legend Triple H celebrate his return to the ring? TWERK! TWERK!! TWERK!!! The WWE exec strapped on his boots for an event in Santiago, Chile … and let loose some serious dance moves after his match — waggin’ his…


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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Lonzo Ball Dunks, Then Twerks, And Crushes Both

Lonzo Ball is gonna give it all to you in this video … get ready. You know dude’s got hops … so maybe the INSANE dunk is ho-hum everyday action for you (crazy). But check out the dance he busts after freakin’ the dunk at the Lakers practice…


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Friday, September 1, 2017

Ariel Winter Twerks In a Storage Unit, Leaves Us Confused

By now, you"re probably aware that Ariel Winter"s Instagram is a treasure trove of bikini pics and risque selfies.


Winter does an admirable job of keeping things fresh, forever finding new and inventive ways to bare her famous flesh.


But even the most inventive artists can find themselves bereft of inspiration at times.



At these moments, the true innovators dig deep and produce something that surprises even themselves.


Perhaps this was the process that led to Ariel"s latest video, which combines the dying art of twerking with the cinematic weirdness of a David Lynch fever dream.


Allow us to break this thing down for you:


For starters, Ariel is twerking, which is a practice that started falling off in popularity long before Miley Cyrus reinvented herself as Lurleen Lumpkin.


We guess it"s part of a marketing campaign to take the attention of Ariel"s boobs and put on her … other assets.



Anyway, the location and the spontaneity of the twerking is what"s really strange, as it appears that Ariel was walking through a storage facility and randomly decided to break it down.


Not surprisingly, Ariel"s followers were a bit confused by the post, but she assured them there"s really nothing to "get."


“People have a little humor…it’s supposed to be FUNNY," Ariel wrote.


Is it, Ariel?


Or did you just singlehandedly reinvent American cinema?


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Friday, November 25, 2016

Taylor Swift Twerks HARD in Hilarious Thanksgiving Video

Say what you will about Taylor Swift — call her out on her shady songwriting habits, that weird overlap in her relationships with Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston, the Kimye debacle, whatever — but you know the girl is America"s Sweetheart.


She has been since she came onto the scene with that curly hair and that open heart all those years ago, and she will be for the rest of all time.


She could probably murder someone, like actual murder, and people would still be like "Awww, forgivesies!"


Part of the reason for this is that she holds so many American traditions near and dear to her heart.


Taylor goes hard for America"s biggest tradition, the Fourth of July, what with those big, lovely parties she throws every year.


But, as we"re learning today, that"s not the only national holiday Taylor loves.



Yep, she"s also apparently all about some Thanksgiving.


She held a party at her Rhode Island home, the same home where she hosts her Fourth of July parties, and she invited key squad members like models Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson.


And, at the party, she also threw in some other classic national pastimes, such as lame social media challenges and twerking.


Yes, we said twerking.


Check out Taylor"s moves in the extremely delightful video she shared below:


Taylor swift twerks hard in hilarious thanksgiving video
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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Ariel Winter Twerks in a Thong Bikini, Is a National Treasure

OK, look, these past few days have been hard. Really hard.


Unbearable, even.


Donald Trump won the election, and it basically kick-started the apocalypse. Everything is scary and terrible and sad right now.


Or, well, maybe not everything.



There is still at least a little bit of good in the world, and Ariel Winter proved it when she so selflessly shared that little video.


She’s on vacation in Mexico right now, and even though it’s cold and dreary in most of the U.S. right now (and in our hearts, obviously), it’s warm and sunny down there.


Sunny enough for Ariel to put on a teeny tiny little thong bikini and twerk for the masses.


#Blessed.


And if you’re one of those people who are prone to be all “well, that’s not technically twerking,” then one, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.


And two, take a gander at this:



#BlessedAF.


It seems like it’s really important to Ariel that we all know that she’s on vacation, and that she has an ass that moves in a way that many people find appealing.


But don’t worry, because she really wanted us to get an eyeful of cleavage, too:



As you can see, not all heroes wear capes.


And while she’s definitely getting some criticism for sharing such racy pics, she’s said before that she really couldn’t care less about what people think.


She recently spoke out about the backlash her frequently sexy selfies receive, saying “I don’t really think I’m telling myself ‘You should post this, you shouldn’t post that."”


“I feel like I’m just having fun. I like my fans to see what I’m doing.”


Oh, we see you, girl.



“Everybody is so hyped up on the fact that I post photos where my butt’s out,” she went on.


“It’s a butt. Everyone has a butt. I don’t think it’s crazy.”


“It’s like, ‘Let me live! I’m enjoying my life, you’re enjoying your life, you should be posting your butt if you like it, too!"” she said.


“I’m not going to fight with someone on my Instagram that tells me they don’t like my outfit or I should put my butt away.”


“I’m sorry you think I should put my butt away, but just unfollow me.”



It was some solid advice: she wants to show her butt, she’s going to show her butt, and if you don’t like it, you can unfollow her social media accounts.


But we have a feeling, after this twerk-tastic magic, people wouldn’t dare unfollow Ariel.


It’s just too. Much. Hotness.



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Monday, August 1, 2016

Malia Obama Lifts Skirt and Twerks at Lollapalooza

At the Democratic National Convention last week, Michelle Obama gave a speech that many considered to be a perfect summation of her husband’s years in office, an apt assessment of the current state of American politics, and a possible indication that she’ll one day run for office herself.



It was such a solid address that we’re guessing Melania Trump immediately got to work plagiarizing it.



Interestingly, Barack and Michelle’s 18-year-old daughter Malia spent the weekend marking the end of her father’s historic administration in very different, but arguably equally awesome, fashion:



Yes, that’s Malia Obama lifting her skirt and twerking, and yes, we’re reporting this from a bunker miles beneath the Earth’s crust and awaiting the inevitable drone strike.


Malia attended the Lollapalooza festival in her native Chicago over the weekend and we think she may have taken the opportunity to show the world what she plans to do with the rest of her “gap year.”


Primarily, she’ll be majoring in twerk studies with a minor in turnin’ up.


We’d like to be the first to encourage the eldest Obama daughter to keep doing what she’s doing.


After eight years of intense public scrutiny and four years at Harvard looming in the distance, this is a girl who needs to take some time and enjoy being 18 for a while.


Based on the video evidence, she doesn’t need anyone to show her how that’s done:



The footage comes on the heels of reports about Malia drinking and partying on a trip overseas.


So will all of this land her in trouble at home?


Nah. She’s legally a grownup, and they call him No-Drama Obama for a reason.


Besides, there are politicians dealing with far more embarrassing behavior from their family members this week.


Hopefully, when her dad gives her a pass, Malia will hit him with the world’s first non-ironic “Thanks, Obama!”


Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Kylie Jenner Twerks, Calls Kim Kardashian "Mom" For Some Reason

If you’re over the age of 21, clicking on the Instagram page of Kylie Jenner or any other rich and famous teen can be a disheartening experience.



Not only are they already more well-off than 99.999999% of us will ever be, but they mix slang with web-speak in a way that often reads like a foreign language.


Of course, you can choose to take it as a reminder that young people are always coming up with new ways of expressing themselves as way of distinguishing themselves from prior generations, or as an indicator that sub-millennials or whatever the hell Kylie and her generation are called are a special kind of dumb.


It depends on your level of crotchetiness!


Anyway, no matter your age or your feeling on wealthy semi-nude 18-year-olds like Kylie, we can all agree that this trend of calling people who aren’t your parents “mom” or “dad” is especially stupid.


Yes, it’s been 18 months since Lorde confused the hell out of everyone by calling Kim Kardashian her mother on Twitter, but apparently assigning false parentage as a compliment is still a thing:



Kylie posted the above video last night, and if twerking in some kind of hellish nightmare version of Chuck E. Cheese weren’t confusing enough, she gave us this confusing caption:


“My mom and me @kimkardashian”


Look, we’re hip … Okay, no we’re not, but we get that “mom” is meant to be a form flattery.


As in, “I think you’re so awesome you should adopt me!”


But no matter what the explanation, we always think that declaring someone your parent is freakin’ weird.


Especially when that person is your sister.


Just stick to age-inapproriate bikini pics, Kylie. 


Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Beyonce Debuts "Sorry" Music Video, Twerks With Serena Williams

"Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks."


It"s been two months since Beyonce"s "visual album" Lemonade debuted on HBO, and the music world is still reeling from one of the most artfully provocative surprise releases from a major artist in recent memory.


And of course, the celebrity gossip world is still buzzing from the incendiary lyrics of Bey"s searing torch songs.


In case you somehow missed it, Beyonce seemed to accuse Jay Z of infidelity in a series of tracks every bit as scathing as any lines the hip hop pioneer spit at former rival Nas during the height of their feud.


The allegations led to countless rumors about the trouble in paradise for the Carters.


And the speculation about the identity of Becky With the Good Hair continues all these weeks later:



Despite the title, "Sorry" is not Beyonce"s musical apology to her husband.


(Nor is it a cover of a Justin Bieber song.)


In fact it"s quite the opposite – a scathing takedown of an unfaithful spouse that opens with a haunting bit of spoken word poetry about being "killed" by infidelity.


The clip below – one of the most talked-about in the days that followed the debut of Lemonade – features a cameo from tennis great Serena Williams, who does some somber twerking next to Queen Bey"s throne.


It"s possible there was no such thing as somber twerking before Serena broke new ground in the world of booty shaking.


Lemonade has sold 1.6 million copies since it dropped on April 23.


Bey"s latest world tour is in full swing, and the music video for "Formation" has been viewed nearly 50 million times on YouTube.


Sorry, Jay, but it looks like you"re gonna be hearing these lyrics for a while.


Beyonce debuts sorry music video twerks with serena williams

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Coco Twerks in Lingerie With Her Baby, World Goes WTF??

If there"s two things Coco enjoys, it"s a) showing off her baby Chanel and b) posing in a thong.


And, as only Coco could, she"s discovered a way to combine her two loves into one.


In a new photo shoot, Coco rocks a red-mesh-thong-teddy thing with stilettos and attempts a solo squat-twerk before disappearing backstage.


When she reappears, she"s still in the getup, but is now pushing her infant daughter Chanel in a stroller.


Coco proceeds to dance in a jokingly sexy manner around Chanel, who somehow remains unfazed throughout the ordeal.


If it sounds totally bizarre, it"s because it is – but it"s also oddly hilarious, and Coco seems to be in on the joke as she makes pseudo-sultry faces during her routine.


(At least we think they"re pseudo.) 


Since Chanel"s birth four months ago, the proud mama has deluged Instagram with pics of the baby girl, who seems to be a natural in front of the camera.


But that hasn"t stopped Coco from being Coco, because she still treats fans to a whole lotta boobs and butt as well.


Some critics have slammed the new mother for continuing to post revealing photos alongside pics of her baby, but Coco is having none of it.


"I keep reading these stupid articles & ppl commenting that when u become a mother u have to stop dressing sexy.. oh please!" she tweeted.


"Me dressing the way I want to will not interfere with me raising my child."


We are looking forward to more adventures with Coco and Chanel, and can hardly wait to see baby"s first twerk.


 


Coco twerks in lingerie with her baby world goes wtf

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Adele Twerks, Mocks "Enormous Bum"

Adele is currently on a world tour, drawing sold out crowds at arenas throughout Europe who have bought tickets to hear the best singer on the planet do her talented thing.


Over the past few weeks, however, fans haven"t simply been treated to such hits as "When We Were Young" and "Hello."


They"ve seen Adele help one supporter propose to another.


They"ve seen her sing a duet with an Autistic fan.


And then, most recently, they"ve seen her make like Miley Cyrus or Rihanna and Twerk. Sort of!


“I think I just twerked,” Adele says in the video below after doing a little dance, laughing as a crowd in London screams with excitement.


“I can’t do it that well. My whole body has to move – watch!”


She then does the dance move again and can"t help but crack up at herself in the process.


“My bum could break my back it’s so enormous," she quips to close the clip.


Seriously, Adele. Stop being so awesome. You"re making it impossible for the rest of us!


Watch Adele Twerk as only Adele can can Twerk in the amazing piece of footage below:


Adele twerks mocks enormous bum

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Kendall Jenner Twerks on Kylie Jenner! WATCH!

They"re both legal adults and "high school graduates" now, but when it comes to boundaries, the Jenner girls have a lot to learn.


We looked on in confusion as Kylie put her hand down Kendall"s pants.


We watched in horror as Kylie sucked on Kendall"s tongue


We prayed it would all end when the girls closed out 2015 by with a photo of Kylie grabbing Kendall"s butt.


But just when you thought it was safe to go back on social media without some incestuous weirdness being passed off as shock-comedy, KJ and KJ are back with with the most inappropriate twerking since Miley rubbed her stuff on Robin Thicke.


We"re not sure why Kendall and Kylie persist in getting all handsy and…whatever this is with each other. (Buttsy?)


It"s nice that they"re so close and all, but have they learned nothing from their older sisters?


Public acts of sexuality are meant to be reserved for rappers, athletes and other people outside of your family who might be able to help your career.


Hopefully 2016 will find Kylie keeping her hands off both Kendall and Tyga and putting them on…hell, pretty much anyone who"s around her age and not related to her.


We"re really not picky at this point. 


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