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Mark Ingram Nothing But A Towel ... For Saints" Dance Party
Showing posts with label Towel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Towel. Show all posts
Monday, January 14, 2019
Mark Ingram Nothing But A Towel ... For Saints" Dance Party
Monday, July 23, 2018
Farrah Abraham: Daughter Twerks, Wears Towel, Admits to Killing Dog
"She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I"m doing mine."
This is something that Farrah said about her daughter, Sophia, when she was only four years old.
Judging by recent developments, it"s also probably something that she would still say today.
Yep, it doesn"t look like Sophia, now nine years old, has much adult supervision, judging by the kinds of things she"s been sharing on social media lately.
And if she does have adult supervision … well, then perhaps we"re even more concerned.
1. Exhausting
How many times are we going to have to talk about Farrah and her complete lack of parenting skills? HOW MANY?!
2. Too Much
It’s always been excessive, how awful she is, but it’s really been getting out of hand lately.
3. Seriously, Stop
Just this month, she tried to convince Sophia that it would be a hilarious prank to convince someone that her dog had died, and then when her dog actually died, she took a video of Sophia crying instead of, you know, comforting her.
4. LOCK HER UP
Also this month, Farrah was officially charged with battery after getting violent with a hotel employee — and, don’t forget, during the original incident, Sophia was upstairs sleeping.
5. Ugh
Earlier this year, she got a lot of negative attention for having Sophia in the room while she got butt injections, and for getting her to film the procedure.
6. Uh …
Also earlier this year, she shocked us all when she said that she and Sophia take naked photos of each other and save them on their phones.
Friday, August 4, 2017
The Ta-Ta Towel is Here to Soak Up All Your Boob Sweat
All men love to stare at boobs.
But not all women like to have boobs, partially because, let"s face it: Those suckers can sweat. A LOT.
Such sweat can make for uncomfortable and awkward situations, but fear not, women around the world…
… because The Ta-Ta Towel is here!
This is a real product made specifically for your breasts and we just know you"re anxious to read all about it below. Go ahead and do so now:
1. Here It Is
The item was created by Erin Robinson, a person with breasts who says a first date was once ruined due to an influx of boob sweat.
2. It’s Versatile
Made of ultra-soft rayon liner with sensitive nipples in mind, the product absorbs any breast milk that might leak out during feeding. This item isn’t just about aethetics, in other words.
3. You Can Wear It in Public
Heck, it covers up more than most bikini tops these days.
4. Now You Can Lounge by the Pool in Comfort!
No one even has to know you’re wearing a towel as an article of poolside clothing.
5. What’s the Cost?
$ 45. Yes, that’s a lot for a towel. But, again, this is a towel YOU CAN WEAR.
6. The Internet is Psyched
Especially because sizes range from C cups all the way to H cups.
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Guess the Star in the Towel
These squeaky-clean stars couldn’t resist a fresh out of the shower selfie … soak in the nearly nude dudes and see if you can guess the hottie with a toweled body. That’s a wrap!
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