Kourtney Kardashian turned 38 years old on April 18.
She celebrated the occasion with a trip to Mexico that included her sister, her friends… and a plethora of sex toys?
Yes, according to Kim Kardashian, who documented many details from the wild and crazy adventure on Twitter.
Scroll down for a look at what transpired and join us in wondering: How will the gals trop this party next year?!?
1. Let’s Break It All Down
We don’t know what got into Kim (a lot of alcohol?), but she went on a very revealing Tweet storm while the shindig was taking place.
2. EWWW!
At 38 years old, however, way to commit to the party, Kourt!
3. Don’t Try Twerking at Home
Or on vacation, either, apparently.
4. We Hope Steph Won
It would be embarrassing to lose to someone who had just blacked out.
5. But Did Anyone Miss Her?
Sorry, but we have to ask.
6. Drunk Kim is a Litigious Kim
Who knew?!?