Don"t do it, people.
Put that phone down and trust us: Do NOT send that text message to your former significant other.
Why not, you may somehow be wondering?
Consider the following exchanges as evidence for why this is always (repeat: always!) a bad idea…
1. Bitch? Please.
Nice try, loser.
2. Feel Free to Call Again
Just don’t expect a response.
3. See, That’s Why I Dumped You
Do you get it now?
4. Take Your Poetic Nonsense…
…. and shove it.
5. But You’d Strangle Hitler and Bin Laden?
Right?!?
6. Too Little. Too Late.
Too awesome of a response.