As you’ve likely heard by now, Kim Kardashian is expecting her third child via surrogate.
We know quite a bit about Kim’s surrogate, but all parties involved have done an impressive job of keeping certain important pieces of information out of the headlines.
For instance, we don’t even know the name of the woman who’s carrying Kim’s baby.
(However, we do know that Kylie is not the surrogate, which was a fun little rumor for a while.)
Just as importantly, we don’t really know when Kim’s durrogate is due.
There have been countless rumors about when exactly North and Saint will have a new little brother or sister, but no official word from the Kardashian kamp.
To be clear–there’s still no official word from the Kard clan, but Us Weekly has spoken with a source who’s confident that Kim and Kanye are expecing yet another December baby.
“Kim’s surrogate is due before Christmas,” an insider tells the tabloid.
Yes, it seems we’re less than two months away from another new addition for the Kardashian-West clan.
(Rumors that Kim is having twins are still circulating on social media, but insiders are convinced the surrogate is only carrying one baby.)
Of course, little Saint West will be celebrating his second birthday on December 5.
We can’t help but wonder if Kim and Kanye will keep the “Away In a Manger” vibe going with another religios name.
Jesus West would be too, obvious, and Kanye won’t want to give that one away, as he’s probably still expecting to find out that he’s the second coming.
We suppose they could go the metal route with Judas West, but that’s really setting up a lifetime of sibling rivalry with Saint.
Maybe Bethlehem West? Nazareth?
How about Mythical Transubstantiation West?
Who are we kidding?
This is Kanye we’re talking about.
Straight-up naming his son or daughter God West is pretty much the only ego move that would surprise us at this point.
Do it, Yeezy.
You know you want to.