Meghan Markle is a disrespectful, promiscuous, unethical nobody who is not worthy of a place in The Royal Family.
So states a scathing petition making its way around the Internet, at least.
Indeed, while most of the free world appears very excited for Markle to marry Prince Harry in May, a London resident Louisa Pawsey does not share this enthusiasm.
Not even the tiniest, little bit.
The British troll has started an online petition at Change.org that doesn’t say Markle can’t become Harry’s wife – because obviously she can’t do anything to stop true love.
But it does plea for the Royal Family NOT to give the actress a title.
Based on what characteristics (or lackthereof) she believes Markle possesses?
“We the undersigned believe that Meghan Markle is unsuitable to be a member of the Royal Family and to have an official position in representing this country,” reads the ridiculous document.
It adds:
“She has shown her disrespect for the Monarch and Royal Family by pulling faces and sticking her tongue out to the visitors during her first public appearance with the Queen.”
It’s unclear from where Pawsey gets this impression, or this alleged fact.
As you can see below, Markle has come across as nothing but classy during her public appearances as Harry’s fiancee.
Continues the petition:
“Her attitude and actions in Nottingham shows her lack of respect towards Harry.
“The fact that members of the Armed forces are resigning due to the fact they had naked pictures of her in their barracks shows how little respect she will command.”
It’s true that Markle has posed for a few sexy photos during her time as a model and actress.
It certainly isn’t true that any members of the military have resigned over these snapshots.
In conclusion, the petition makes the following points and pleas:
No member of the Royal Family should have naked images of them freely available on the internet as she does.
Her constant sex simulation makes her a laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country. Her previous divorces and cheating on partners does not lend us to believe she will be faithful to Harry.
Please prevent her from having an official role or title after her marriage to Harry.
Again, this nonsense is based on something from Markle’s career.
Her pretended to give another character a blow job many years ago during an episode of 90210 on The CW.
That’s the only “sex simulation” we know of and it took place while she was acting on a television show.
As of this writing, Louisa’s petition to deny Markle a royal title has gained only 452 signatures.
It’s obviously complete hogwash.
No one is taking it seriously and we mostly just feel bad for Pawsey that she’s taking the concept of a Royal this seriously.
It’s true that Markle has been divorced and it’s true she comes from mixed heritage and it’s true she has posed for a few seductive pictures (see above).
But shouldn’t the Royal Family be applauded for adapting its out-of-date policies, guidelines and restrictions in order to evolve and welcome her with open arms?
We think so.
