Friday, January 5, 2018

Farrah Abraham Launches Weird New Porn Venture, Surprises No One

Farrah Abraham may have risen to fame as a member of the Teen Mom OG cast, but in recent years, she’s become well-known to a group that falls outside of the show’s target demographic.


We’re talking, of course, about dudes who really like porn.



Yes, as much as Farrah loves to point out the difference between sex tapes and porn, at this point there’s no denying it:


Farrah Abraham is a porn star, and it looks more and more as though she prioritizes sex work over reality TV stardom.


Even when it looked as though Farrah might be fired by MTV due to her decision to make some extra cash by charging people to watch her masturbate via webcam, she stuck to her guns.


Or her vibrators, as the case may be.


Of course, this is far from the first weird, sex-related business venture that Farrah has been involved with.


In the past, Farrah has sold plastic molds of her vagina, penned a number of erotic novels, and raked in thousands charging top dollar to perform at high-end strip clubs.



And it doesn’t seem that Ms. Abraham is at all eager to retire from the sex industry.


In fact, she just launched yet another weird side-project that’s should add more heft to her already fat pockets.


According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Farrah has teamed up with adult film site ManyVids to hock clips geared toward foot fetishists.


Somewhat confusingly, Farrah has titled her first video “Thank you for buying! My Feet Are For You.” 


Yes, Farrah is working under the assumption that you’ve already shelled out.


It’s like a “thank you for not smoking” sign, but rather than refraining from lighting up, the presumption is that you’ll crank it to Farrah’s oily feet.


Naturally, the description of the clip is equally entertaining:



“Watch as I oil up my pretty feet and toes for you. I remove my sexy gold heels and start playing with my feet. It feels so good. Do you like my perfect soles,” Farrah writes.


The video reportedly features Farrah massaging her feet with her own brand of–sigh–“backdoor lube.”


If feet aren’t your thing, Farrah also offers a package for lip enthusiasts.


It’s not clear what exactly the video entails, but who wouldn’t pay to hear the sultry words whispered by the same lips that have uttered all that semi-coherent “Farrah speak” over the years?


The answer, of course, is “everyone.”


In the immortal words of Sweet Brown, “Ain’t nobody got time for that.”


Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of the ridiculousness that is Farrah.



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