Calvin Harris Dick Pic: The REAL Reason Taylor Swift Dumped Him?

When the world first learned that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had broken up, it was reported that he was the one who decided to call it quits.

In the past 24 hours, however, a pair of developments have led many to the conclusion that Taylor was actually the one to pull the plug.

First, there was the news that Taylor is dating Tom Hiddleston.

Maybe lanky blonde lads from the U.K. are just her thing these days, and Taylor moved on inordinately quickly from a relationship of over one year.

Or maybe there’s something more going on here.

Perhaps Taylor wasn’t blindsided by Harris kicking her to the curb.

Perhaps she found it so easy to move on because she’s the one who handed him his walking papers in order to avoid a PR nightmare.

According to Radar Online, a pic that’s being described as a “Calvin Harris dick pic” is making it’s way around the interwebz.

Editors at the site say the pic shows “a shirtless man sprawled on a bed, holding his erect penis.”

We assume he’s flaxen-pubed which means the dong in question could very well be Harris’ … but it could also belong to another tow-headed dong-possessor.

Like, say … Tom Hiddleston.

Just kidding, it’s probably Calvin’s.

And Taylor probably dropped his ass because of it.

The photo was allegedly sent to a “Los Angeles-based music executive.”

Taylor may have caught wind of it and concluded that all those rumors about Harris cheating on her while she was on tour were true.

Or maybe she didn’t feel like having her team handle yet another Calvin controversy.

Whatever the case, the man now has all the time in the world to hang out at as many happy ending massage parlors as he’d like.

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Kanye West Dick Pics: To Be Released By Lisa Ann When She Dies!

Lisa Ann wields some fierce bargaining power.

Earlier this year, the adult film star claimed that Kanye West sent her a vast portfolio of dick pics, and now she"s revealing her plans for them.

Speaking on the Sam Roberts Show, Ann told the host that once she croaks, the photos become public.

“I have a very nice celebrity folder of c*ck shots," she revealed.

"And every year, when I do my corporate taxes with my tax attorney, I update my will," she continued.

"So, when I die, the sh*t’s gonna hit the fan."

The actress, who has starred in more than 500 adult films, implied that she has received death threats and intends to hold the pics as ransom to ensure her safety.

“I’m hoping that this helps keep me alive,” she explained.

"Because some people may not want to admit they’ve sent unwarranted dick pics.”

Ann first announced she had the pics of Kanye"s man meat after he insulted his ex Amber Rose during his epic Twitter rant of January 2016.

When Kanye told Wiz Khalifa he "let a stripper trap" him, referring to Rose, Ann called out Yeezy for slut-shaming and revealed her big secret.

"I will spend the night organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted. all strippers rejoice! LOL," Ann tweeted.

According to Ann, Yeezy sent the salami grams unsolicited after fellow porn star Sarah Jay introduced them via text.

Despite receiving the disturbing photos, she says she agreed to meet Kanye at a concert in 2011, but was cock blocked by Kim Kardashian.

"After the concert, Sarah Jay was going to introduce me to Kanye, and that was the concert that Kim came to," she revealed.

This was the first time Kanye and Kim "clicked" romantically, says Ann, and the rapper ultimately chose the more famous porn star and she never heard from him again.

At least she has something to remember him by.

 

 

 

Lisa Ann: Kanye West Sends Dick Pics to Porn Stars!

As you’ve probably heard, Kanye West went off on Wiz Khalifa yesterday in a Twitter rant that was genuinely batsh-t insane, even by the lofty standards of the man who calls himself Yeezus.

Today, he’s probably regretting it, as an army of current and former sex workers are coming at Kanye with stories of unsolicited dick pics and other stories that the rapper (and his wife) would probably prefer remain private.

The women aren’t coming to the defense of Wiz so much as they’re sticking up for his ex-wife Amber Rose, whom Kanye has a history of publicly degrading.

Amber already slammed Kanye in a series of hilarious tweets and interviews, but now an army of adult film stars and strippers are rallying to her defense, with famed Sarah Palin lookalike Lisa Ann leading the charge.

“Kanye says ‘You let a Stripper Trap you’ I’m sorry, are strippers a new race we don’t know about Kanye? You chased them all, me included,” Lisa tweeted. And she didn’t stop there:

“This recent Kanye implosion is just the worst.. He talks down on strippers yet married the #1 OG Porn Star made Famous by @RayJ SMH”

“Yes Amber was a stripper and Kim was a married Porn Star when she met Kanye. 72 days of hell for poor Humphries!”

“For Kanye to bring up @DaRealAmberRose & @wizkhalifa child after a professional topic was addressed by WIZ- the lamest of all lame Kanye.”

“I will spend the night organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted. all strippers rejoice! LOL”

Yes, Lisa really went all in, and she wasn’t alone.

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A porn star named Jenna Shea got in on the fun by revealing that Kanye has a long history of whipping it out in front of women he barely knows:

“Well @thereallisaann I seen @kanyewest cock in person with one of your co-workers I’m sure we all have a ‘Kanye’ story,” Shea tweeted.

“So @kanyewest wanna call @DaRealAmberRose stripper/need showers let’s all come out with our Kanye stories see who the real USED UP one is!”

Lisa says she won’t personally be sharing Yeezy’s dick pics, but from the sound of it, there are lots of them out there!

We get the feeling things are gonna get worse before they get better for ‘Ye and company.