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Showing posts with label Anything. Show all posts

Friday, November 4, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian to Scott Disick: You Can"t Do Anything Right!

It’s been over a year now since Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick.


They’ve been pretty friendly lately, but it looks like, after all this time, she’s still in the mood to tear him down.



Here, see what we mean in this new Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip:



Things start off when Kim Kardashian asks Scott “why on EARTH” has he been hanging out with her mother, Kris Jenner, “going to tea parties and doing water aerobics.”


Scott asserts that he didn’t go to a “tea party” with Kris and her friends, they went to high tea, and Kourtney cuts him off to say that a friend of Kris’ asked her for his phone number.


Somebody sounds jealous!


Kourtney really starts to go after him, asking him “Since when were you interested in water aerobics?”


She says that it’s really unlike him, since “You never worked out a day in your life.”



Scott points out that he hangs out with those women just like he hangs out with them, and that “the only difference between them and all of you is they don’t sit on their phones the whole time.”


It’s an accurate statement, since Kim’s phone was firmly in her hand during the whole conversation, but Kim got catty and suggested that the only difference was “saggier skin.”


What a bunch of witches.


Kourtney would not let up, and Kim threw in a little joke about menopause, and apparently the whole thing turned Scott off from hanging out with his new friends in the future.


“I didn’t want to be like a full-blown cougar stalker,” he tells the camera. “It’s definitely not the most normal thing on the planet, so maybe I shouldn’t hang out with the cougar squad.”


Sad, right?



It’s just unfortunate that Kourtney is giving Scott such a hard time for such harmless activities when, just last year, he was such an alarming mess.


Instead of doing water aerobics with Kris, would she prefer he go back to getting wasted and stumbling around town?


Would it be more acceptable if he got belligerently drunk at charity events?


Maybe it would be fun if he did cocaine at a party with some teenagers, like he allegedly did last year.


Or hey, maybe instead of drinking tea with some older ladies, it’d be better for him to drink so much booze that he winds up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.



Yes, Scott’s done some horrible things to Kourtney, and if she doesn’t want to forgive him, that’s her choice.


But to see her so mercilessly mock this guy for something so harmless when he’s turned his life around so much, it’s just tough to watch.



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Sunday, October 30, 2016

Kim Kardashian: I Don"t Have Anything to Do But Sue People Right Now!

Oh girl. 


Stop gripping your fortune so hard in fear that it’s gonna be taken away from you, and start gripping on something a little more tangible – like reality.  


Kim Kardashian is purportedly suing Vivid Entertainment, according to Showbiz Spy, for distributing a virtual reality sex experience featuring a likeness of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, and boy, oh boy, is that looking a gift horse in the mouth. 



The report revealed, “At this time we are looking into legal options for this blatant misuse of Kim’s name.”


About the VR experience, Vivid said, “This virtual experience gives you your first chance to see what it would be like to make your own personal home video with the reality celebutante, Miss Kim Kardashian.”


The statement continued, “She comes right out of her famous home video with Ray J to have some fun with you.” 


Hey. 


There’s a market for everything, and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was one of the highest-selling sex tapes in the history of all sex tapes.



The thing is, the sex tape is what really put Kim – and her Kardashian/Jenner family clan – on the map. 


She might not like it – or pretend to dislike it; you know how shady this family is, and how long, in comparison, Farrah Abraham denied that her video had been created and produced – but the thing is, Kim’s never really tried to change her image. 


She never shied away from the Ray J sex tape, and you can bet your ass that Kim thanks the universe every single day for what caused her big break in show business. 


Girl, just get a grip. 



Our personal advice? 


Kim and her team just need to let sleeping dogs lie. 


In the doggy-style position, a thing to which they’re accustomed. 


Because if you lay down with dogs, you get fleas peed on. 


Kim should really cut the holier-than-thou crap and move on with her life.  


Vivid made her famous, and what she may or may not be doing is putting her on the same level as Farrah Abraham, another porno queen. 


And how could that ever be a good thing? 



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Friday, June 24, 2016

Jon Gosselin Still Hates Ex-Wife Kate: "I"m Not Afraid To Say Anything"

Ah, Jon Gosselin.  How the might, Ed Hardy-clad have fallen.



The former reality star gave an interview to Yahoo! this week about the state of his family affairs, and it ain’t good.


Jon claims he hasn’t seen 12-year-old son, Collin in a year-and-a-half, something he blames on Kate, who filed for divorce seven years ago yesterday.


“I can’t do anything,” he complained.


“It’s unfair of her to do that, considering she claims that she does her best for all my kids. Dah, dah, dah, drama. ‘I’m perfect.’


“No one’s perfect, honey. Trust me.”


Since he’s not legally bound by TLC to keep his mouth shut about the broken relationship with his family, Jon is ready to drop some truth bombs.


“Now all the secrets are coming out because I’m not afraid to say anything,” he said.



When people asked him, “how come you only get four kids [at a time]?” Jon claims he gets “whoever comes through that gate or gets off that [school] bus is who I get.


“And Collin is home-schooled, so he doesn’t get off a bus.”


Ah, now we understand the year-and-a-half time-out between father and son.  This guy’s like the poor man’s Tom Cruise.


“If the kids want to come, they come,” he continued.


“I love them all, but I am going to focus on the ones that want to come. My hands are tied.”


As for fighting for a better custody arrangement, Jon has something to say to the critics.


“People are always like, ‘Oh, I would fight so hard [for a better custody arrangement].’


“I’m like, ‘Honey, you don’t have the money to fight that hard. Do you know how expensive court is? You have no idea."”


Jon explained that he files all the paperwork himself, then submits to a law firm to make sure everything is filled out correct.


“I have to pay for that,” he said


“And pay all the court fees in the hopes that you’ll get something out of it. I’ve been going to court for seven years now.


“Unless you can arbitrate out of it and have a working relationship with the other parent, you’re going to spend a lot of money.”


When Kate Plus 8 is filming, no one updates Jon on his family’s whereabouts.


“She pulls custody BS, like, ‘Oh, you don’t have custody this week. We’re filming,"” he said.


“But she won’t tell me where they’re filming.”


In times like these, Jon, you must ask yourself what your old friend, Michael Lohan would do.