Dad Leaves VERY Detailed List of Instructions for Babysitter

Better safe than sorry, right?

This saying can be applied to numerous situations, but perhaps none more appropriate than when it comes to the well-being if your child. 

Take Bryan Elliott, for example.

A software engineer and father from the Philadelphia area, he told The Huffington Post that his wife, Amy, was going through old emails recently when she came across something Bryan once wrote to a babysitter.

She was watching the couple"s son, Jack, for the first time and Bryan wanted to be certain that she was prepared for any situation.

And we mean ANY situation…

1. A Not-So-Quick Primer

“I remembered how lost Amy and I were when we brought Jack home on the first day, and figured I should write something detailed and straightforward without being too boring to read,” the dad explained to The Huffington Post.

2. What If He Cries?!?

See… Elliott explains that he was aiming for the “if-then” approach of operating manuals: “Just the idea of looking at an infant as a device — sort of a squishy Tamagotchi — is absurd enough to be funny. And I write a lot of technical documentation for work, so that’s the direction I kind of fell into.”

3. Skills to Remember

HA! Just shove the binky in his mouth. Nothing to it.

4. Pee vs. Poop

Don’t laugh. These are important distinctions.

5. It’s a Dirty Job!

But someone has to do it!

6. In Case of Diaper Emergency

Oh, yes, all parents can attest: this definitely happens.

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Jenelle Evans: Best Friend & Babysitter Arrested For Heroin Possession

Jenelle Evans scored a major legal victory last week when she was found not guilty of assaulting Nathan Griffith’s girlfriend in a trial that lasted less than a week. 

Now, however, it seems that the Carolina Hurricane’s celebrations may be short-lived, as her latest legal entanglement could make it that much easier for Griffith to prove that Jenelle is an unfit mother in their ongoing custody battle.

According to Radar Online, Tori Rhyne – Jenelle’s best friend and frequent babysitter to her son Kaiser – was arrested earlier this month for possession of heroin, marijuana, and drug paraphernalia. 

Rhyne was carrying more than half an ounce of pot, leading police to believe she was dealing.

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you’ve almost certainly seen Jenelle hanging out with Tori, who made her first appearance on the show back in season one, and has been a fixture ever since.

When Nathan called the CPS on Jenelle for allegedly kidnapping Kaiser back in November, it turned out that the boy was simply staying with Rhyne while Evans was out of town.

The agency paid a visit to Rhyne’s home and found everything to be in order”

“They just saw that Kaiser was okay and then they left,” a source told Radar at the time.

“CPS told Jenelle that they would talk to her when she gets back and that’s all, but that everything looked okay and everything was fine.”

Now, Jenelle’s inner circle is concerned not only for Kaiser’s safety, but for Jenelle’s sobriety.

After several stints in rehab, the mother of two reportedly appeared to be drunk at the MTV Movie Awards held earlier this month.

With the revelation that her closest friend has been using and possibly dealing, you can expect Jenelle’s sobriety to be questioned at her upcoming custody hearings.

Evans has yet to speak publicly about Rhyne’s arrest.

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