If Travis Scott is looking for a new nickname, he may want to go with “the Captain Kirk of Rap.”
The dude is out there boldly going where no man has gone before, and he’s happy to report back to us earthbound civilians.
Now, you might be thinking, “Travis is sleeping with Kylie Jenner. So what? He’s certainly not the first.”
And you would be right.
But what you fail to consider, contrarian, hypothetical reader is that this isn’t the first time Travis has taken a dip in the Jenner gene pool.
No, as you may recall, Travis and Kendall Jenner had a brief fling last year.
The two of them never officially dated, so it’s not surprising that Kendall would be okay with letting her sister enjoy her hand-me-downs.
It is somewhat surprising, however, that Travis has taken to publicly comparing the two sisters’, erm … assets,
“He’s been boasting that Kylie’s way better in bed than Kendall and has more to play with, but Kendall’s got more personality,” a source close to the situation tells something called News Hip Hop.
Yeah. We won’t comment on that, except to say, “more to play with”? Gross.
Adding to the skeeviness, the outlet that we’ve never heard of until just now notes that these days, “Kendall is linked to A$ AP Rocky, who must be a personality guy.”
Stay classy, News Hip Hop.
If you’re already feeling like you may need to bathe in Purell after reading all this, then you may not want to to continue, as it’s about to get even more incestuous:
“Scott’s real intention is ‘trading up’ to Kourtney Kardashian because his goal is to go through the entire extended Kardashian family,” says the insider.
Yes, Travis has set his sights on the eldest of the Kardashian sisters.
Of course, Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima these days, a former professional boxer, who might not take kindly to any untoward advances from his girlfriend’s younger sister’s boyfriend.
Yeesh. First the Blac Chyna-Tyga-Kylie situation, and now this.
This is Calabasas, not Kentucky!
