Showing posts with label Eclipse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eclipse. Show all posts

Monday, August 21, 2017

President Trump Stares Directly at Solar Eclipse Without Glasses, Despite Ivanka"s Warning

President Trump might have fried his eyes, ‘cause he looked right at the solar eclipse without special glasses … even though his daughter, Ivanka, did a PSA for just that. Trump was seen checking out the eclipse Monday with Melania and his son,…


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Eclipse Overshadows the Nation, Twitter Trolls Donald Trump


For better or much, much, MUCH worse, Donald Trump is an historic President.


Similarly, the total eclipse that overtook Earth on August 21, 2017 was an historic event.


What happens when these two things come together? Social media makes many relevant jokes.


To wit:




1. FAKE NEWS!


Fake news

Go ahead and stare away, #MAGA supporters.



2. Donald, Do NOT Look Directly at the Eclipse


Donald do not look directly at the eclipse

You’re too weak to do it, POTUS. Way too weak.



3. Thanks, Obama…


Thanks obama

… for nothing!



4. Nobody Knew!


Nobody knew

The same number of people knew that health care is difficult to pass.



5. Is That a Dare?


Is that a dare

Make it a Double Dare and you’re on!



6. I Will Do the Opposite!


I will do the opposite

George Constanza tried doing the opposite for one day only. Trump tries to do the opposite of Obama every day of his life.


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Bonnie Tyler"s "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Shoots to Number 1 Song During Solar Eclipse

Bonnie Tyler has eclipsed the charts with her hit song from the ’80s … and it’s all thanks to the moon just doing what it does. Tyler’s 1983 song, “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has rocketed to number 1 on the iTunes chart, which is no coincidence…


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"Wonder Woman" Star Eugene Brave Rock says Total Solar Eclipse is No Bad Juju!!!

“Wonder Woman” star Eugene Brave Rock says don’t fear the natural … a total solar eclipse is a time for celebration! Eugene — who hails from the Blackfoot Indian Tribe and starred as The Chief in the epic DC Comics flick — says the first…


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Solar Eclipse ... LIVE!!!

Check out the total solar eclipse … the first one in 38 years. The phenomenon can be seen across North America, from Oregon to South Carolina at 3 PM. The shadow will be roughly 100 miles wide and it lasts 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Eclipses…


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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Singer Bonnie Tyler "Memba Her?!

Bonnie Tyler was only 32 years old when her stars aligned and her 1983 single, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” overshadowed the competition landing her at the top of the charts. Guess what she looks like now at 66!  


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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Singer Bonnie Tyler "Memba Her?!

Bonnie Tyler was only 32 years old when her stars aligned and her 1983 single, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” overshadowed the competition landing her at the top of the charts. Guess what she looks like now at 66!  


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