Bradley Chubb … your head just got JACKED UP!!! It’s the best rookie hazing tradition in football — the Denver Broncos line up the rookies, break out the clippers and go to work … churning out the UGLIEST hairdos they can think of. …
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Tuesday, August 14, 2018
Denver Broncos Haze Rookies with Terrible Haircuts
Bradley Chubb … your head just got JACKED UP!!! It’s the best rookie hazing tradition in football — the Denver Broncos line up the rookies, break out the clippers and go to work … churning out the UGLIEST hairdos they can think of. …
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Chet Haze: Tom Hanks Rapper Son Reveals Secret Daughter
If you"re familiar with Chet Haze, it"s probably because social media has basically reduced the rapper son of Tom Hanks to a living meme.
Obviously, it"s easy to poke fun at the white, privileged offspring of one of America"s most celebrated nice-guy actors when the guy chooses to speak with an "urban" accent and previously made the unfortunate decision to pepper his speech with n-bombs.
But, it"s also easy to forget that Chet is a human being who seems to be making an effort to change himself for the better.
After struggling with substance abuse, Chet is sober now; he"s carved out a decent acting career for himself, with a recurring part on the Showtime series Shameless, and is his fans learned yesterday, Haze has been a father for quite some time.
Chet made the revelation in an Instagram video posted yesterday.
He began with an apology for his absence from the "Gram:
"I"ve been figuring out my life, which is what we"re all doing, and social media is all bullsh-t," Chet tells the camera.
"I want to share something today because it"s about to be shared anyway in the press, which is the fact that I have a daughter," he went on to say.
"it hasn"t been easy making all my mistakes in public. But I"m figuring it out."
"She’s not something to be posted,” he explained.
“She’s something that I love, that’s changed my life but the fact is she’s about to be shared with everybody so I wanted you to hear it from me.”
Haze checked into rehab last year, and he credits his daughter with his decision to turn his life around:
"She"s the reason why I turned my life around and got sober," he says. "I"ve been sober — for over a year and a half — from everything."
No word on how old the girl is, but our very belated congrats go out to Chet on becoming a dad, as well as to Tom on the new granddaughter!
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Chet Haze: I"m Not Missing! I"m in Rehab!
Last month, we reported that Tom Hanks son, aspiring rapper Chet Haze, had gone missing.
Haze, who frequently engages with fans and haters alike online, posted a cryptic message on Instagram on July 23 before disappearing from social media altogether.
Following reports that the 25-year-old’s own family didn’t know his whereabouts, Chet resurfaced in late August to prove that he was alive and well, but still provided no information about his sudden disappearance.
Now, thanks to a series of remarkably candid Instagram videos the emcee posted last night, we know that Haze was in rehab for cocaine addiction for the second time in a year:
“A couple months ago I was selling coke, doing coke until I couldn’t even snort it up my nose anymore because it was so clogged,” Haze tells his IG followers.
“I even smoked crack. It’s been a long journey discovering who I am because all the pressures that I’ve dealt with in my life — you know, being the son of my dad and everything.”
Haze even apologized for his use of the N-word that outraged so many of his fans over the summer.
We’ve been known to poke some fun at Mr. Chester Hanks from time to time (After all, the guy’s ghetto accent is thicker than Forrest Gump’s southern one.), but we give him props for seeking treatment, and we genuinely wish him all the best.
And hey, now that he’s off the nose candy, maybe he’ll become a folk singer or choose some other profession that actually makes sense for the son of the guy who played Woody in Toy Story. We can dream, right?
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