Showing posts with label Lessons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lessons. Show all posts

Monday, June 27, 2016

Khloe Kardashian Birthday Tribute: Throwback Pics, Life Lessons & More!

Our favorite member of the Kardashian family celebrates a birthday today.


Isn’t that right, Khloe Kardashian?



The reality star is now 32 years old, having reached this age at a critical juncture in her life.


She recently filed for divorce from Lamar Odom; she recently had her talk show canceled; and she appears to be at a crossroads, both personally and professionally.


How did she arrive at this point?


We can trace Khloe’s life back to her childhood, which she spent as the offspring of mother Kris and father Rob.


Take a look below at the Kardashians and Jenners long before they struck it rich:



From there, Khloe learned a lot.


She watched her sister make a sex tape. She found herself starring in a smash hit reality show.


And she has tried to pass along critical pieces of knowledge picked up along the way:



Because she’s grown up in the age of social media, however, it hasn’t always been easy.


Each and every one of Khloe’s moves have been picked apart. At time she has courted controversy and, at other times, she has simply posed for a photograph.


But the end result still raised the ire of the Internet, as documented below:



Unlike Kim, Khloe is not married to the most famous rapper alive. She does not have two kids.


Unlike Kourtney, she has not made headlines for often fighting with Scott Disick. She does not have three kids.


But Khloe has at least maintained her sense of humor, despite a few obstacles on life. And she’s the only sister with an actual personality!


That is why we adore her and that is why we ask readers to join us in sending her some happy 32nd birthday wishes.


No tough love from us, Keeks! Just the real thing!


Monday, April 18, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Tribute: Hot Pics, Life Lessons and More!

She’s the most beautiful member of her famous family, and likely it’s most normal member as well.


Although she has had sex with Scott Disick at least three times for some reason.



We’ll try not to hold that against Kourtney Kardashian, however, especially not today.


Because today is Kourtney’s 37th birthday!!!!!


In honor of the special occasion, we’re here to pay tribute to the one sister who does not make us want to break our screens every time we watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, partly because she so often looks like THIS on Instagram:



Yeah. You really messed this one up, Scotty D. Big time.


Aside from her smoking hot looks, however, Kourtney has offered us many life lessons over the years.


Any time we feel as if we’re on the verge of losing it, we just turn to the following GIFs to help us keep calm kalm and carry karry on:



So she’s hot, she’s smart and she’s single.


Why isn’t Kourtney Kardashian The Bachelorette again? We have no idea.


But if ABC executives are reading, we do have a list of reasons why she’d be the ideal candidate for this gig:



Kourtney, of course, is a member of the Kardashians.


So she has taken her clothing off for public consumption on more than one occasion.


A birthday girl in her birthday suit? What better way to celebrate today’s milestone?!?


Here’s to you, your cute children, your lovely smile and your delicious snack trays, Kourtney Kardashian. Never change.


Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Kim Kardashian: 11 Invaluable Life Lessons She Taught Us


When life gives you lemons, make a glass of lemonade.


If you"re following Kim Kardashian"s mantra, replace lemons with sex tape, and create a burgeoning career for you and yours.


There"s a side to Kim that"s relatable.  She has fat days like the rest of us, and feels insecure without her armor (a good pair of Spanx).


And while it"s impossible to completely emulate a life as lived by Kim, we sure can learn from her experiences.


Good on ya, Kim.




1. It’s OK To Laugh At Yourself


Kim kardashian knows shes a horrible singer

Because if you don’t, you’ll bawl your eyes out.



2. Enjoy The Moment


Kim kardashians wedding dress fitting

You’re allowed to be smug. You worked hard to get here.



3. Don’t Just Sit There And Complain


Kim kardashian dont complain about it gif

(you may cry for a bit, but pick yourself up off the floor at some point and make a change)



4. Sometimes You Have To Lighten The Mood


Inappropriate selfe snapping

Even if it pisses off your mother.



5. Even If You’re Blue, Find a Bright Spot


Kim kardashian i instagram and do fun things no matter what im d

Life taking selfies and getting “artsy” with your bad self.



6. Let Your Inner Fat Kid Out From Time To Time


Kim kardashian im like addicted to eating gif

Aren’t we all, Kim?


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Monday, September 21, 2015

Cute 6-Year-Old Girl -- Gives Mom Life Lessons After Divorce (VIDEO)

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Can’t we all just get along … was exactly what this little 6-year-old was thinking after her mom got a divorce.


Little Tiana just wants what’s best for her mom and dad … giving her mom some touching life lessons during her passionate speech on the stairs.


She sums it all up perfectly — “I’m not trying to be mean, I just want everyone to be friends.”


She is wise beyond her years.




Friday, September 18, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Gives Kylie Jenner Ass-Shaking Lessons in Series of Embarrassing Snapchat Videos

One would think that at this point, Kylie Jenner would know everything there is to know about selling sex on social media. 


Kylie’s racy selfies are the stuff of Instagram legend, and they’ve somehow gotten even more risque since she turned 18. 


But Kylie is still only a teen, and it looks like she’s willing to learn from the greats when it comes to using her body to expand her web presence:



In the videos above, Kylie and Khloe both do some low-key semi-twerking to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” – with very different results.



Not only is Kylie not nearly as well-equipped in ‘donk department as Khloe, but she’s just half-assing it…pun intended.


According to sales for their newly-launched and thoroughly unnecessary apps, Kylie is much more popular than her sisters, so maybe that’s why she feels like she doesn’t need to try as hard.


Meanwhile, Khloe is out their trying harder like Avis and hoping to win one new subscriber with every booty clap.


She may never build a fan base the size of Kylie’s (Hell, at this point, Kim doesn’t have as many fans as Kylie.) but lil sis can’t compete when it shakin’ dat.


Kylie might sell the most apps, but Khloe will always have the most ass.