Kim Kardashian: I Don"t Wear Butt Pads! LOL!

The national obsession with Kim Kardashian’s vast ass shows no signs of relenting, and the selfie queen is happy to keep the conversation going.

Earlier this week, photos surfaced of her famous derriere that suggested Kim was wearing butt pads.

The sheer skirt she wore made evident a conspicuous outline on her backside that many assumed was caused by enhancement padding.

But Kim, a staunch defender of her heiny’s authenticity, jumped on her app to dispel the rumors as untrue.

“Another day, another crazy rumor! Apparently, I was caught wearing butt pads,” she wrote.

“Here’s what really happened: A couple years ago, I wore a skirt in Miami that was totally sheer. I had no idea it was SO see-through on my butt.

“I definitely never want that to happen again, so now I always wear shapewear.”

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We believe her. And we believe in the magic that is Spanx.

But she might want to invest in a girdle with fewer lines, because the point is to smooth out unwanted lumps, not create more.

“So, the fact is: I don’t wear butt pads!” Kim concluded.

“At this point, I think everyone has seen my butt naked and knows I don’t need them, LOL!”

Well, on that she has a point.

But in related news, Kim made a shocking announcement in May: she was actually trying actively to reduce the size of her caboose. 

Sir Mix-a-Lot is said to be holding a vigil in mourning.

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Kim Kardashian: Accused of Wearing Butt Pads Under Skirt!!

Well, Kim, do you want a big butt or dontcha? 

Sadly, it seems that Kim Kardashian can’t make up her mind about the size of her badonkadonk.

Last month, she announced to the world that she was working out to try and get rid of the singular feature that catapulted her to fame.

(Besides her sex tape with Ray J, which we’ve learned has enjoyed a recent uptick in sales.)

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies,” she told an audience at London’s Vogue Festival.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

It was an odd statement coming from the reality star.

In the past, Kim has been most proud of her ass(et) and has flaunted it in various states of undress for many a belfie.

But after revealing her butt loss goal, she stepped out earlier this week in a tight, sheer skirt that made it evident she was wearing some form of padding underneath.

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The pics, featured in Daily Mail, reveal strategically placed lumps on Kim’s posterior that one typically would not find present on a normal set of buns.

Kim was leaving Dave & Buster’s, the site of her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party.

One could argue that Kim’s majestic backside is a star in its own right. You can even now buy gift wrap with Kim’s butt splattered across the paper.

There’s long been talk of Kim having butt implants, and a ridiculous rumor earlier this year even suggested they exploded.

Whether or not she’s got pads or implants or no humps whatsoever, you can be confident that THG will keep you up to date on the confounding yet always intriguing state of Kim Kardashian’s ass.

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Little Boy Has Important Question About Maxi Pads

There are really only one of two possible explanations for the video featured below:

 

1. This little boy does not understand how maxi pads work.


2. This little boy"s mother used to do some really weird things with her box of feminine hygiene products.

And, hey, we aren"t judging either one! What you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody"s business but your own.

Moreover, it"s probably a good thing this child doesn"t comprehend the proper usage of maxi pads.

All of this is a long introduction to an adorable and hilarious piece of footage that depicts a young man asking his mother whether or not she uses tampons "for her butt."

ENJOY!