Selena Gomez has an obsessed fan with a twisted, perverted mind — the man tried to order a penis-shaped bouquet before showing up to her pad to hand-deliver other goods. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the 24-year-old man showed up Friday…
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Wednesday, September 6, 2017
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
DEA Grabs Penis-Shaped Candles Made of Meth
The DEA nixed a happy ending for 5 people busted for pushing candles … shaped like penises and made outta meth. The federal agency tells TMZ … 4 men and 1 woman were arrested last week in New Jersey for trafficking and conspiring to…
DEA Grabs Penis-Shaped Candles Made of Meth
The DEA nixed a happy ending for 5 people busted for pushing candles … shaped like penises and made outta meth. The federal agency tells TMZ … 4 men and 1 woman were arrested last week in New Jersey for trafficking and conspiring to…
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Kim Kardashian Smokes Weed Out of Ray J"s Penis-Shaped Pipe in Newly-Released Video!
Just hearing the phrase “Kim Kardashian and Ray J” is probably enough to conjure memories of the most celebrity famous sex tape in the history of the Internet.
The Kim and Ray J sex tape was like basically Star Wars and The Godfather rolled into one.
It raised the bar in terms of both popularity and artistry, so it should come as no surprise that, as with those films, there have been multiple attempts at a sequel.
In the past, claims of a new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage have been mostly bogus PR stunts.
Like, Vivid would release a never-before-seen minute to celebrate the tape’s tenth anniversary, but it would consist of Kim cobing her hair or some crap.
Maybe that’s your thing, but it doesn’t do it for most people.
Anyway, new footage published by Radar Online actually does contain something interesting.
In fact, it shows us a side of Kim we’ve never seen before!
In the past Kim has claimed that she never did drugs, and her drinking is limited to “four shots of vodka in Vegas once a year.”
(Ed. note: Vodka shots? Kim, are you aware you’re 36, and could afford, like, the best wine on the planet? Just sayin’.)
In recent weeks, however, we’ve learned that Kim has been known to puff on the devil’s lettuce from time to time.
She was reportedly spotted hitting a joint during her family’s recent vacation in Costa Rica.
And now, we know that she occasionally dabbled with the jazz cabbage during her time with Ray J.
Radar Online has obtained footage from 2004 that shows a 23-year-old Kim smoking weed from a pair of interesting glass pipes.
One was shaped like a penis, the other, like a spread-eagled naked woman.
They may not get along these days, but we think it’s safe to say Kim and Ray J had some fun during their time together.
Kim probably secretly longs for those days from time to time when Kanye is picking out her clothes or lecturing on the importance of only using Givenchy cloth diapers.
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Reporters Lose It Over Penis-Shaped Weather Pattern
Who knew that the world of weather forecasting would supply a celebrity gossip website with so much material?
There was the British meteorologist who worked a number of Star Wars references into her report last year.
And who could forget the storm that arose after a co-worker asked this reporter to cover up while she relayed the news?
And now we have the case of the penis-shaped waterspout and the understandable reaction of those trying to cover it in a serious manner.
For the record, a waterspout is an intense columnar vortex that usually appears as a funnel-shaped cloud.
It occurs over a body of water and is connected to a towering cumuliform cloud or a cumulonimbus cloud.
But enough scientific mumbo jumbo, right?
In the clip below, a waterspout is featured on the big screen behind a weatherman in England. And there"s no denying it: the weather pattern looks JUST like a penis.
And because British television is a bit different from American television, the reporters don"t try to play it cool.
Oh, no. The meteorologist stops and makes sure that his colleagues recognize the similarity between the waterspout and a man"s most precious body part.
Here. See for yourself:
Friday, December 4, 2015
Kim Kardashian Pranks Kylie Jenner With Penis-Shaped Dessert
As you probably know, there are many ways in which the Kardashian-Jenner clan is not your typical American family.
For one thing, Kim and company don"t have the same boundaries as most sisters.
Despite the fact that they"re all legal adults now, it"s still not uncommon for Kylie to put her hand down Kendall"s pants. Or for Kylie to suck on Kendall"s tongue.
Come to think of it, most of the inappropriate behavior has to do with Kylie.
Perhaps that"s why Kim decided to flip the script by leaving a dong-shaped pastry on the front step of Kylie"s Calabasas mansion.
Kylie explains the situation in the video below, but the clip leaves us with more questions than answers.
- Why is Kim running around pranking people at night when she"s nine months pregnant?
- How are people able to "ding-dong ditch" Kylie? Does she not have 24 hour security?
- Who took a bite out of the penis?!
Obviously, these burning questions might never be answered, but the video gives us an interesting insight into Kim and Kylie"s relationship.
Clearly, despite their 17-year age difference, Kim has still puts effort into being a fun, spontaneous older sister.
Perhaps that"s why Kylie wants to transform into Kim. Not the way most siblings would respond to having a cool older sibling, but we think it"s safe to say Kylie is not your average 18-year-old.
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