Kylie Jenner took daughter Stormi to a newsstand Friday … presumably to give her little girl a lesson in celebrity news. Kylie was on a mission … to buy every last mag with her mug on the cover … and she did just that with GQ and Forbes. As…
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Saturday, July 28, 2018
Friday, May 11, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Ronnie"s Baby Mama Talks Trash; Vinny Grabs Some Ass
Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation began with a bit of a cliffhanger resolution.
The previous week’s installment ended with Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen Harley, arriving at the South Beach house, the threat of Mke ruining her visit with a well-timed French Fry revelation looming like a dark cloud.
These days, Ronnie and Jen are broken up following a seriously ugly tiff that played out on social media.
But during his time in Miami, they were still trying to make things work, largely for the sake of their then-unborn daughter.
Of course, their efforts were complicated by the fact that Ronnie cheated with the notorious French Fry during one of his first nights of vacation.
Further complicating the situation was the Situation, who made no secret of the fact that he was enjoying watching Ronnie sweat.
In all likelihood, Mike wouldn’t have sunk so low as to intentionally torpedo Ronnie’s relationship, but minutes into her visit, Jen did something truly astonishing.
Demonstrating all the social graces of a more vindictive George Costanza, Jen overstepped her bounds by referring to Mike as “the Incarceration.”
The comment astonished housemates and viewers alike.
For one thing – this woman needs to learn how to read the room.
You can’t meet a long-established group of friends for the first time and just assume it’s cool to start roasting the low man on totem pole, especially about something that serious.
This wasn’t some “haha, I heard you snore and your socks smell”-type stuff.
No, this was Jen poking fun at the fact that Mike is facing hard time in a federal prison.
It’s the sort of thing the Sitch is probably capable of laughing off when it one of his housemates doing the roasting, but not when it’s coming from a stranger he JUST met.
Not surprisingly, Mike responded with a subtle French Fry reference.
For once in his life, the man showed an admirable amount of restraint, as we doubt anyone would’ve blamed if he had just gone ahead and called Ronnie out for cheating in that moment.
Fortunately for Ronnie’s sake, the situation – and the Situation – didn’t go any further.
Speaking of the famed I’m F–ked Foundation – whose membership seems to grow by the week – last night it was Vinny’s turn to disrespect his relationship and then rat himself out.
To be fair, Vin’s infraction really wasn’t that bad:
He picked up a stripper as a joke, and it seems he immediately felt bad about it.
He then rang up his girl on the duck phone in order to confess, leading to a serious roasting from Pauly D.
“Don’t ever call your girl drunk,” Pauly remarked.
And that wasn’t the only quotable line to emerge from Vin’s flirtation with disaster.
“It’s hard being a horny guy, girls will never understand it,” said Vinny.
“It’s not the same as being a horny girl. I don’t wanna hear it.”
We’ll leave it to y’all to debate the truth behind the Keto Guido’s remarks.
But there’s one thing we can all agree on – Vin’s mom was just a tad too forgiving of his strip club behavior, right?
Hopefully next week, the ladies will get into some shenanigans so they can get a real storyline of their own.
In the meantime, watch Jersey Shore online for more from reality TV’s favorite dysfunctional family.
Monday, April 23, 2018
Scarlett Johansson"s "Ghost in the Shell" Costume is Up For Grabs
Scarlett Johansson’s “Ghost in the Shell” was a total flop in theaters, but her costume from it is expected to have a killer opening at auction. Several props from the film — including the white Stage Three Thermoptic Suit ScarJo…
Scarlett Johansson"s "Ghost in the Shell" Costume is Up For Grabs
Scarlett Johansson’s “Ghost in the Shell” was a total flop in theaters, but her costume from it is expected to have a killer opening at auction. Several props from the film — including the white Stage Three Thermoptic Suit ScarJo…
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Reese Witherspoon"s Daughter Grabs a Drink with Paul McCartney"s Grandson
Reese Witherspoon and Paul McCartney now have a special connection through their own flesh and blood, and the big question — is it a case of love me do … or hello, goodbye? Reese and Ryan Phillippe’s daughter, 18-year-old Ava Phillippe, was out…
Friday, March 2, 2018
Johnny Manziel Grabs Bre Tiesi"s Thonged Cakes In Miami
Here’s Johnny Manziel showing he’s still got Heisman caliber hands … except the skin he’s palming this time isn’t pig (at all) it belongs to the luscious cakes of his fiancee Bre Tiesi. Manziel and Tiesi have been down in Miami hanging out –…
Sunday, November 19, 2017
Tyrese Gibson Grabs Sushi with Daughter Shayla After Court Victory
Tyrese Gibson had a celebratory lunch Saturday with daughter Shayla after winning a sweeping courtroom victory against ex-wife Norma Gibson. Tyrese and 10-year-old Shayla hit up Nobu in Malibu … this after the judge denied Norma’s request for a…
Monday, October 30, 2017
Bun B Grabs Local News Mic, Goes Off Over Astros Victory!
This is pretty awesome … if you’re an Astros fan! Bun B was ALL THE WAY TURNT after his Astros beat the Dodgers on Sunday night — he found a news camera, grabbed the mic … and WENT OFF ON LIVE TV! The Houston rapper is a HUGE…
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
DEA Grabs Penis-Shaped Candles Made of Meth
The DEA nixed a happy ending for 5 people busted for pushing candles … shaped like penises and made outta meth. The federal agency tells TMZ … 4 men and 1 woman were arrested last week in New Jersey for trafficking and conspiring to…
DEA Grabs Penis-Shaped Candles Made of Meth
The DEA nixed a happy ending for 5 people busted for pushing candles … shaped like penises and made outta meth. The federal agency tells TMZ … 4 men and 1 woman were arrested last week in New Jersey for trafficking and conspiring to…
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Ne-Yo Grabs Mic from Amateur at Karaoke Bar!!!
Ne-Yo obviously subscribes to the mantra, “anything you can do, I can do better” … because he showed an amateur at a karaoke bar how it’s done!!! The singer hit up The Good Nite bar in North Hollywood early Sunday morning. Everyone was…
Friday, July 28, 2017
Reporter Grabs Rattlesnake on Facebook Live: I Think I"m Officially Retarded!
Sometimes, people have really good ideas: ideas that are strong and solid and well thought out.
But other times, people are Fox News reporter Jeremy J. Ford.
Jeremy seems like a perfectly nice guy, and of course there"s a certain level of intelligence required to do a job like his. But even the smartest people have their moments, you know?
And this video that Jeremy filmed for Facebook Live is a pretty good example of one of those moments.
In the video, which he calls an "unofficial news story," he explains that he was on his way to work when he noticed a snake slithering in the grass.
He admits that he doesn"t know what kind of snake it is, but apparently he did a little bit of snake handling in his youth, so he feels comfortable grabbing the critter to show Facebook.
So he bends down, waits for his moment, then safely grabs the snake — and that"s when he realizes he made a mistake.
"Holy sh-t, it"s poisonous!" he exclaims. "I think it"s poisonous, holy crap … oh, it"s a rattlesnake!"
Poor Jeremy seems dumbfounded as he listens to that tell-tale rattling, and then he says what will surely become his infamous line:
"I think I"m officially retarded."
Not the most sensitive phrasing, of course, and we"re sure he knows that now, but it might be OK to give him a pass.
After all, he"s realizing that he accidentally swooped up a venomous snake, and there"s really no graceful way to handle that kind of situation.
Someone nearby advises him to kill it, but he admirably says that he won"t kill it, he"ll let it go, because it"s not the poor snake"s fault that Jeremy didn"t bring his reasoning skills to work that day.
Or, as he says, "I didn"t know I was retarded and I caught a rattlesnake."
Oh, Jeremy.
After marveling at his poor choice for a little while longer, he finally gently throws the snake back on the grass, and it goes on its way.
And then, in classic Jeremy fashion, he talks to the camera about how crazy the whole thing was, then realizes that he didn"t keep an eye on where the snake went.
Watch all the craziness go down in the hilarious video below:
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Travis Scott Grabs Kylie Jenner"s Ass Outside His L.A. Home (PHOTO GALLERY)
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott hug and kiss when they say goodbye … and play a little grab ass too. Kylie was with the rapper at his home in L.A. for a couple hours Wednesday before they walked out together and packed on the PDA in front of her…
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Joe Mixon NFL Draft Training -- 1-Handed Grabs and Crazy Speed (VIDEO)
Joe Mixon wants everyone to know he’s focused on the NFL … Combine or not. The ex-Oklahoma running back is in Norman, OK, where he’s been training full-time for the NFL Draft and TMZ Sports has video of his workouts. It’s…
Joe Mixon NFL Draft Training -- 1-Handed Grabs and Crazy Speed (VIDEO)
Joe Mixon wants everyone to know he’s focused on the NFL … Combine or not. The ex-Oklahoma running back is in Norman, OK, where he’s been training full-time for the NFL Draft and TMZ Sports has video of his workouts. It’s…
Sunday, December 4, 2016
R. Kelly -- Fan Grabs Handful of Chestnuts During Christmas Concert (VIDEO)
One R. Kelly fan definitely made Santa’s naughty list when she got up close and personal with the singer’s junk making it a very, very merry Christmas in the D … Detroit, that is. Kelly kicked off his “12 Nights of Christmas” concert…
Sunday, October 16, 2016
Tupac -- Bullet-Dented Pendant ... Up For Grabs For $125k! (PHOTOS)
A gold and diamond pendant worn by Tupac when he was shot in 1994 is for sale … and can be yours for just a small fortune. Memorabilia dealer, Moments In Time, is selling Tupac’s pendant — dented by a bullet during the shooting in NYC 2 years…
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Chrissy Teigen Grabs Her Boobs in the BEST Splash Mountain Pic Ever!
If there was ever a supermodel we’d want to grab a beer with, it would be Chrissy Teigen for sure, because the woman is funny as hell.
The new mom recently took to Instagram to share a hilarious pic from a recent trip to Disneyland.
In it, she clutches her boobs and screams during a log ride descent on Splash Mountain as husband John Legend appears to just be having a good old time.
“MY MILK,” she wrote alongside the photo.
Best. Caption. Ever.
I think we could all agree it’s one of the most epic automated Splash Mountain candids ever, as well. The timing alone is impeccable.
As for why Chrissy was so protective of her mammaries, I’ve never heard that a steep, rapid plunge on a mechanized water ride could cause your breast milk to spray uncontrollably, but she clearly had cause for concern.
Chrissy and John welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, in April, and the model recently shared how she really felt about breastfeeding.
“If you kind of do the math, you’re kind of breastfeeding for 10 hours a day, total,” Teigen explained.
“It’s very loving and sweet, but it’s not easy,” she said.
“It’s hard to work your entire day around getting her the nourishment she needs because they are just little animals.”
“They just use you for your milk and you just feel like you are just a cow all day,” Chrissy added.
On Father’s Day, Chrissy shared a pic of little Luna and included a heartfelt shout out to her husband.
“Happy Father’s Day to the most perfect man Luna and I could ever ask for,” she wrote. “Since the day she was born, you’ve done every bottle with me, woken up with me to keep me company through every night.”
These three sound like the perfect family.
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Justin Bieber Poses in Underwear, Grabs His Junk
Justin Bieber must be aware that fans aren’t very happy with him these days.
Over the past several weeks, Bieber has canceled all meet-and-greets… stopped posing for selfies with supporters… and given a lackluster Billboard Music Awards performance.
So, what did Justin do in order to win back those who might be mad at him right now?
Simple: he took off almost all of his clothing!
In a new, VERY revealing Instagram photo, The Biebs is showing off The Body, posing in nothing but his tight underwear and grabbing his bulging penis while doing so.
Really. You can see for yourself here:
Bieber simply captioned the pic with “mycalvins,” a reference to his long-time ad campaign on behalf of Calvin Klein.
We’re guessing the company is happy to receive such free publicity.
Bieber and his penis, of course, have a long and interesting history on the Internet.
Late last year, a photo of Justin Bieber naked leaked online after a paparazzi member snapped pictures of him on vacation in Bora Bora.
The superstar reacted to the incident with understandable outrage, unlike the Internet, whose reactions you can see below:
However, Bieber is also an underwear model and said in a recent Calvin Klein ad that he was turned on while talking to the camera.
Still, there’s a big difference in a celebrity voluntarily shedding articles of clothing, as Justin is doing here, while still keeping his most private part covered up…
… versus a photographer invading his privacy and capturing the bare unit itself for a photo.
What do you think of Bieber’s NSFW selfie? Is it too raw? Too raunchy? Or just too gosh darn sexy?
Can you imagine the fallout if Kim Kardashian released the same sort of nearly-nude picture? Is there a double standard at work here?
Or should we just shut up and show you more Justin Bieber shirtless snapshot. Okay then. Sorry…
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Tyga Grabs Kylie Jenner"s Ass in Nasty PDA Video
Oh, GROSS.
That was our first thought. And when you watch the video below of Kylie Jenner making out with Tyga, you"ll understand.
We know this couple has been boo"d up on-and-off for more than a year now, but something about the 26-year-old rapper groping the 18-year-old"s butt in a club makes us recoil.
Maybe it"s because the two started dating when she was still a minor at age 17.
Or maybe it"s because we were recently reminded that when the two first met, Kylie was just a 14-year-old fangirl.
Or MAYBE, it"s because on top of that, Tyga was accused of stalking and hollering at a 14-year-old model earlier this year.
Whatever it is, it makes us shudder.
Of course, it"s possible that they"re, um, celebrating.
Because earlier that evening, Kylie may have announced that she"s carrying T-Raww"s child.
The reality TV star posted a video to Snapchat that zoomed in on Tyga when she arrived at the club, and captioned it simply "Baby daddy."
The thought of Kylie pregnant with Tyga"s baby makes us want to set fire to our Kylie Lip Kits in the front lawn of Tyga"s Hollywood Hills home, but then we remembered he"s getting evicted and probably isn"t there.
Now excuse us as we light a candle in vigil to mourn the loss of today"s youth.
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