Tito Ortiz thinks Chuck Liddell sucks now. It’s that simple. Ortiz no longer thinks Liddell is good at fighting, and made it clear he thinks he’s trash after a recent Lidell workout he witnessed. And we got it all on video. Ortiz and Liddell are…
Showing posts with label Junk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Junk. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Witness Says Ex-MLBer Albert Belle Never Shook His Junk at Minor
A man who claims he witnessed Albert Belle piss in the middle of a parking lot says the former All Star NEVER shook his junk at anyone. As we previously reported, the ex-Indians slugger was arrested for indecent exposure and DUI on Saturday…
Thursday, November 23, 2017
Faith Evans Disgusted with Auctioning Tupac"s Junk and Biggie"s Car Door
Faith Evans says it’s a sign of the times that an auction house is trying to make money by selling a pic of Tupac’s junk. We got Biggie’s widow Wednesday at LAX and she expressed dismay about Tupac’s selfie that’s hitting the auction block. …
Faith Evans Disgusted with Auctioning Tupac"s Junk and Biggie"s Car Door
Faith Evans says it’s a sign of the times that an auction house is trying to make money by selling a pic of Tupac’s junk. We got Biggie’s widow Wednesday at LAX and she expressed dismay about Tupac’s selfie that’s hitting the auction block. …
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Boxer David Allen: My Junk Is A Real Knockout (PHOTO)
Here’s boxer David Allen using some genital intimidation tactics at a weigh-in for his fight in London … and it’s working. Allen (10-2-1) is fighting David Howe at the O2 Arena this weekend … and hopes to prove he’s the total package. Mission…
Friday, November 11, 2016
Serena Williams -- NO MORE JUNK IN MY TRUNK ... Begins No Donut Diet (VIDEO)
It takes great sacrifice to be a great champion and Serena Williams is making the biggest sacrifice of all — DONUTS!!!! The tennis superstar was greeted at LAX by a fan who wanted to gift Serena with a dozen delicious treats from the…
Friday, June 24, 2016
Calvin Harris Flaunts Junk in a Speedo After Taylor Swift Breakup!
When Taylor Swift dumped Calvin Harris then immediately moved on with Tom Hiddleston, some folks were confused.
What does she see in that dude? fans wondered.
Then suddenly some sexy underwear pics of Hiddleston hit the internet and everyone went, “Ohhh. Now we get it.”
Not to be outdone, Calvin wants to remind the world that he, too, has a smokin’ hot body and is now posing in a Speedo to prove it.
Oh, hey there, Calvin. Nice revenge body.
We think Calvin might single-handedly make Speedos popular in the U.S., where the mankinis were previously regarded as sorta cheesy – unless you were drunk off strawberry daiquiris in Miami.
But if anyone can rock a tighty bluey, it’s Calvin, because that body is perfection.
It’s unclear if he’s rubbing his nipples in the pic or pointing toward his shattered heart, but he seems to be sending a message to Tay-Tay: Tom Hiddlewhatever’s got nothin’ on me!
While the DJ initially remained publicly civil about the breakup, he changed his tune once pics of Taylor kissing Hiddleston surfaced.
Since then, he deleted all photos of Taylor from his account and unfollowed her on social media.
Then yesterday, Calvin took to Twitter for a mini-rant and told fans that his ex “controlled the media and this situation” and he “had no idea what was going on,” adding, “so that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”
He also declared that he was now “FREE” and all but confirmed to a fan that Taylor broke up with him to be with the British actor.
Calvin later deleted these posts, proving that celebs often impulsively tweet then regret it…
…Or that the coven of PR pros that orchestrated this whole breakup/cheating?/broken heart/new man/promotion of a hot new star thing are doing a masterful job of audience manipulation.
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Justin Bieber Poses in Underwear, Grabs His Junk
Justin Bieber must be aware that fans aren’t very happy with him these days.
Over the past several weeks, Bieber has canceled all meet-and-greets… stopped posing for selfies with supporters… and given a lackluster Billboard Music Awards performance.
So, what did Justin do in order to win back those who might be mad at him right now?
Simple: he took off almost all of his clothing!
In a new, VERY revealing Instagram photo, The Biebs is showing off The Body, posing in nothing but his tight underwear and grabbing his bulging penis while doing so.
Really. You can see for yourself here:
Bieber simply captioned the pic with “mycalvins,” a reference to his long-time ad campaign on behalf of Calvin Klein.
We’re guessing the company is happy to receive such free publicity.
Bieber and his penis, of course, have a long and interesting history on the Internet.
Late last year, a photo of Justin Bieber naked leaked online after a paparazzi member snapped pictures of him on vacation in Bora Bora.
The superstar reacted to the incident with understandable outrage, unlike the Internet, whose reactions you can see below:
However, Bieber is also an underwear model and said in a recent Calvin Klein ad that he was turned on while talking to the camera.
Still, there’s a big difference in a celebrity voluntarily shedding articles of clothing, as Justin is doing here, while still keeping his most private part covered up…
… versus a photographer invading his privacy and capturing the bare unit itself for a photo.
What do you think of Bieber’s NSFW selfie? Is it too raw? Too raunchy? Or just too gosh darn sexy?
Can you imagine the fallout if Kim Kardashian released the same sort of nearly-nude picture? Is there a double standard at work here?
Or should we just shut up and show you more Justin Bieber shirtless snapshot. Okay then. Sorry…
Monday, November 30, 2015
Lark Voorhies Posts EPIC Instagram Rant: I Don"t Have a Sex Tape! My Ex"s Junk Smells Like Corn Chips!
For four seasons, Lark Voorhies wisely rejected the advances of Dustin Diamond’s Screech on Saved By the Bell.
Unfortunately, in real life the 41-year-old actress is not as adept at avoiding romantic entanglements with creepy losers.
As you may have heard, Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie Vegas ceremony just a few months after meeting him on Facebook.
Astonishingly, the marriage didn’t last. In fact, it imploded in epic fashion just days after Lark and Jimmy exchanged vows.
It turns out Green was a homeless gang member who was frequently busted sleeping in the closets of Lark’s mother’s home. (Lark lives with her mom, and the husband and wife were forbidden to have sleepovers.)
After the divorce, Green claimed to be in possession of a sex tape starring Voorhies, but she insisted that no such footage exists.
Earlier today, she doubled down on that claim in one of the most bonkers rants ever posted to Instagram:
“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce,” the post reads. “There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera?”
“I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell.
“Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips?”
Yes, the word is out in Pasadena: Jimmy is suffering from a chronic case of Frito dong.
Sources say the man’s wang should be providing the crunch in chili pie, not making sex tapes with washed-up ’90s stars.
We imagine Lark is still trying to get the grease off of her fingers.
Anyway, Voorhies later posted a retraction in which she stated that her account was hacked, but we’re calling shenanigans on that claim.
Not only did she never delete the original post, she later went off on Jimmy again, this time warning that she’ll sue anyone who interviews him.
We’re not doubting that Jimmy is a little unstable, but it sounds like he and Lark may have actually been a pretty good match.
Friday, October 9, 2015
Justin Bieber: Sort of Cool with Nude Photos Because Junk is MASSIVE
Justin Bieber’s lawyers are threatening lawsuits against any outlets who post nude photos of the singer, but Bieber himself isn’t all that upset.
Why? Because the pictures show what he’s packing!
Yes, his legal team is irate over the invasion of privacy and well within its rights to demand the removal of Justin Bieber nude photos online.
Yes, Bieber was frolicking nude with Jayde Pierce and has a right to be pissed that paparazzi exposed that sort of intimate moment as well.
Yes, Twitter reacted with a predictable onslaught of hilarious jokes, memes and #whatdoyoupeen hashtags at the pop superstar’s expense.
All of that doesn’t change how endowed he is!
Bieber dong. It’s not just for Jayde Pierce (or Selena Gomez, or Hailey Baldwin, or Kendall Jenner, or a harem of VS models) anymore …
Bieber sources say you better believe he was upset at paparazzi who, armed with long telephoto lenses, snapped the scandalous photos.
(The images show a naked Bieb in Bora Bora, right before getting in the pool and likely getting it in with Pierce in the not too distant future.)
Justin’s rage dissipated, though, as the pics hit the web and he realized that there’s no taking them back … and his d–k is enormous.
The world knows it, and it could be a lot worse.
As for his legal team, they’re just doing their job in sending the message that Justin’s not okay with this and to take down the pics ASAP.
Multiple cease and desist letters have been fired off to news outlets, decrying the images taken without Bieber’s knowledge or consent.
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