Tito Ortiz thinks Chuck Liddell sucks now. It’s that simple. Ortiz no longer thinks Liddell is good at fighting, and made it clear he thinks he’s trash after a recent Lidell workout he witnessed. And we got it all on video. Ortiz and Liddell are…
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Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
Blake Griffin Roasts Jeff Ross, "We Both Got F"d Over By the Clippers"
Blake Griffin and Jeff Ross went scorched earth on each other during their ‘Roast Battle’ over the weekend … with gay jokes, Kardashian jokes — and even Clippers jokes. It all went down at The Fonda Theater in L.A. — where the stars…
Friday, July 27, 2018
Donnell Rawlings Says Blake Griffin Will Roast Jeff Ross, Then Roasts Jeff Ross
Comedy star Donnell Rawlings is 100% behind Blake Griffin in his upcoming roast battle with Jeff Ross … saying he believes Griffin will win, then roasting the hell out of Jeff Ross on the spot. Ross and Griffin are gonna duke it out with the…
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
Jimmy Fallon Roasts Donald Trump Mercilessly After Twitter Feud
After Jimmy Fallon tried to walk back some of his 2016 friendliness towards Donald Trump, the POTUS let him have it on Twitter.
Specifically, Trump demanded that Jimmy Fallon "man up" and not apologize for humanizing Trump during a critical election year.
Fallon responded by donating to a group working to help immigrants. He also went after Trump in a monologue. Watch!
So, Jimmy Fallon expressed regrets for that shameful incident in which he had Donald Trump on as a guest during the 2016 election.
At the time, Fallon ruffled Trump"s hair as if Trump were just some eccentric reality star and not a clear and present danger to American ideals and freedoms.
Trump saw Fallon"s regrets and, as he is want to do, flipped out on Twitter. So Jimmy Fallon responded in his monologue.
"Before we begin," Fallon tells his audience. "I just wanna give a shout out to our show’s number one fan — the President of the United States!"
Picking up on his intention, the audience applauds — something that you"re not likely to hear Trump elicit outside of one of his infamous rallies.
Jimmy sets the stage.
"As you may have heard last night," Fallon says, explaining the premise. "The President of the United States went after me on Twitter."
"So Melania, if you"re watching, I don"t think your anti-bullying campaign is working."
Melania"s proposed bullying campaign has been a source of many jokes, even before she shared that it was called "Be Best."
It seems that Melania doesn"t really care.
"When I saw that Trump insulted me on Twitter," Fallon explains. "I was gonna tweet back immediately, but I thought, "I have more important things to do.""
That line, of course, is just a set-up for his punchline.
"Then I thought, "Wait, shouldn"t he have more important things to do?!"" Fallon exclaims. "He"s the president! What are you doing? Why are you tweeting at me?"
Many have lamented that Trump spends so much time on Twitter. But that pales beside his record-breaking time spent golfing.
"Crazy," Fallon says. "The President went after me on Twitter. It"s pretty much the only thing I have in common with NFL players."
Trump has, of course, been famously critical of football players who kneel in protest of rampant anti-black violence.
"In response," Fallon says, reiterating what he had already tweeted. "I made a donation in Trump"s name to the Refugee And Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services."
RAICES is an organization that many see as the perfect counter to Trump"s preference of placing refugees, asylum seekers, and others who cross the border in internment camps.
"Or RAICES," Fallon says, leading up to his next joke. "When Trump heard that, he was like: "I love RAICES, they"re my favorite peanutbutter cup.""
Fallon then proceeds to deliver some mild burns to Trump.
"A new poll found that 58 percent of Americans think President Trump is intelligent," Fallon cites.
Sorry if that statistic crushes the final vestiges of anyone"s lingering faith in humanity or the American public.
Fallon jokes: "In response, Trump was like, "Ok, what did the other 58 percent say?""
Fallon then moves on to poking fun at Trump"s lack of geopolitical savvy.
"And today at the White House, Trump met with the King and Queen of Jordan," Fallon says. "Which got awkward when Trump thanked the King of Jordan for giving us Michael."
That line refers to Michael Jordan, a famous baseball player.
Fallon then went on to make quips about Sarah Huckabee Sanders getting asked to leave a restaurant and then about Trump"s angry Twitter response that better resembled a Yelp review.
Is Jimmy Fallon especially funny? Not in this monologue.
(You can enjoy the monologue because of its politics without finding it to be a laugh riot)
Should he be forgiven for his hair-ruffling humanization of Donald Trump during such a critical election year? Probably not, but history will be the judge.
But it is definitely not appropriate for the President of the United States to use his position to attack comedians. Or restaurants. Or political rivals. Or, you know, people with brown skin.
Considering that Trump locked up a couple thousand kids in cages and called for Samantha Bee to be fired, his attack on Fallon was relatively mild.
Good for Fallon for using the opportunity to donate to a good cause, though. He deserves credit for that.
Friday, January 5, 2018
Rob Gronkowski Roasts Tom Brady: You"re Nothing Without Me!
Not even Tom Brady was spared from Rob Gronkowski’s comedy crosshairs in his Showtime stand-up special … with the Patriots tight end joking TB12 would be a Super Bowl loser without Gronk! It’s all in good fun … but still pretty funny to hear…
Rob Gronkowski Roasts Tom Brady: You"re Nothing Without Me!
Not even Tom Brady was spared from Rob Gronkowski’s comedy crosshairs in his Showtime stand-up special … with the Patriots tight end joking TB12 would be a Super Bowl loser without Gronk! It’s all in good fun … but still pretty funny to hear…
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Colin Kaepernick"s GF Roasts Ray Lewis & Ravens Owner with "Django" Pic
Colin Kaepernick’s staying quiet — his girlfriend? Not so much. Nessa — the famous radio host — posted a photo of 2 guys who have made all sorts of news by talking about her boyfriend — Ravens legend Ray Lewis and Ravens owner Steve…
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Artie Lange Roasts Odell Beckham ... "Victoria Beckham Woulda Played Better" (VIDEO)
“I figured out that Odell Beckham and Victoria Beckham literally could have switched lives yesterday and nobody woulda noticed.” — Artie Lange Artie is a HUUUGE Giants fan — in fact, he bet (and lost) $ 30,000 on the game Sunday — and feels…
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Fiona Apple Revises Christmas Song, ROASTS Donald Trump
You don"t hear much from Fiona Apple these days.
And, after listening to the song below, we"re guessing many Donald Trump voters won"t want to hear much from Fiona Apple going forward, either.
The former MTV Video Music Award winner has gone viral with her updated version of "The Christmas Song," revising the original classic with brand new lyrics, all of which take direct aim at the President-Elect.
In a new video posted to her Tumblr page, Apple sings a satirical version of Nat King Cole’s holiday single, opening by crooning about how “Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire.”
From there, the parody blasts Trump for his multitude of sexual assault allegations (“You’ll cry creepy uncle every time he arrives/ For he keeps clawing at your clothes”) … along with his racism (“Mothers of color with their kids out of sight/ Will find it hard to sleep at night”).
And just in case you get through most of the song and still aren"t sure where Apple stands?
Just in case you need her to make her opinion on the 45th President of the United States to be as clear as humanly possible?
Well… be sure to watch all the way through.
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