Lark Voorhies Denies Sex Tape Rumors, Reveals Lupus Diagnosis

Earlier this week, we reported on an epic Lark Voorhies Instagram rant in which the former Saved By the Bell star tore her ex-husband, Jimmy Green, to shreds and memorably declared that his penis reeks of corn chips.

Now, Lark is back at it, and some of her latest rants include information that she’s touched on before (She’s still insisting that she never made a sex tape with Green.), while others feature surprising new revelations. (Sadly, it seems Lark has lupus.)

First the sex tape tirade. In response to a Radar Online interview in which Green claimed the video includes anal sex and a number of other kinky acts, Lark posted the following:

“Anal?! Absolutely not I am appalled! I know full heartedly & 100% sure that NO tape exists!

If any supposed sexual penetration on tape was transcribed, then it was done so surreptitiously and without my psychological feature and I will sue anyone who even thinks about posting any supposed screenshot of such barbarity.”

Hm…It looks like Lark devotes about as much effort to choosing her words and she does to choosing her husbands.

We kid. The woman’s got a lot on her plate these days, and she’s obviously in a hurry to clear the air on social media.

In addition to once again affirming that her homeless gang member ex-husband is a jackass, Lark made the following revelation about her health:

“I have been the blunt of many cruel jokes at my own expense and my appearance has made headlines for all the wrong reasons which have been anything that I can fully comprehend to the fullest myself.

To whom it may concern, In 2007, I was diagnosed with Lupus…While many have maliciously made fun of my heavy make-up, I’ve been having whats called butterfly rashes. Make-up seems to minimize some spots of malar rashes that come & go but have left me highly insecure.”

So there you have it. Hopefully cruel comments about Lark’s appearance will come to a stop. Of course, if she really wants to stay out of the tabloids, she should stop even acknowledging the existence of her loser ex.

Lark Voorhies Posts EPIC Instagram Rant: I Don"t Have a Sex Tape! My Ex"s Junk Smells Like Corn Chips!

For four seasons, Lark Voorhies wisely rejected the advances of Dustin Diamond’s Screech on Saved By the Bell.

Unfortunately, in real life the 41-year-old actress is not as adept at avoiding romantic entanglements with creepy losers.

As you may have heard, Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie Vegas ceremony just a few months after meeting him on Facebook.

Astonishingly, the marriage didn’t last. In fact, it imploded in epic fashion just days after Lark and Jimmy exchanged vows.

It turns out Green was a homeless gang member who was frequently busted sleeping in the closets of Lark’s mother’s home. (Lark lives with her mom, and the husband and wife were forbidden to have sleepovers.)

After the divorce, Green claimed to be in possession of a sex tape starring Voorhies, but she insisted that no such footage exists.

Earlier today, she doubled down on that claim in one of the most bonkers rants ever posted to Instagram:

“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce,” the post reads. “There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera?”

“I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell.

“Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips?”

Yes, the word is out in Pasadena: Jimmy is suffering from a chronic case of Frito dong. 

Sources say the man’s wang should be providing the crunch in chili pie, not making sex tapes with washed-up ’90s stars.

We imagine Lark is still trying to get the grease off of her fingers.

Anyway, Voorhies later posted a retraction in which she stated that her account was hacked, but we’re calling shenanigans on that claim.

Not only did she never delete the original post, she later went off on Jimmy again, this time warning that she’ll sue anyone who interviews him. 

We’re not doubting that Jimmy is a little unstable, but it sounds like he and Lark may have actually been a pretty good match.

Lark Voorhies on Sex Tape: I"m Not Aware of Alleged Tape!

If there were to be another Saved By the Bell reunion, things might get awkward when Lark Voorhies walks in the room.

Not only did Lark marry a gang member that she met on met on Facebook, but a new sex tape starring Voorhies is allegedly going to be released.

Yesterday, reports claimed that her estranged husband Jimmy Green is trying to sell a sex tape.  Green’s attempt to publicly release the tape comes a week after Voorhies filed for divorce.

Voorhies opened up to People Magazine about her divorce and the alleged sex tape.

“There were irreconcilable differences that we could not overcome,” Voorhies told the magazine.

“I wish him the best and look forward to moving on with my life. As far as a sex tape I am not aware of nor have I consented to any sex tape or nude recordings.” 

According to TMZ, Green is willing to sell the tape to the highest bidder.  Though Voorhies’ recent strange and impulsive behavior has damaged her reputation, this could be fatal for the former star’s public persona.

Voorhies, 41, and Green, 32, meet in 2014 on Facebook. Upon meeting, they immediately started dating. Lark married Jimmy Green in a private Las Vegas ceremony in April.

It didn’t take long for Green’s shady past to make headlines. Lark’s mother quickly announced that Green is a violent gang member.  And court documents revealed that Green was arrested in 2012 for disorderly conduct and threatening to intimidate in Tucson, Arizona.

At the time, Voorhies said they were “looking into the matter and are obviously concerned about these allegations.” 

Of course, their marriage turned out just as everyone expected.  On October 19, Voorhies filed for divorce.  She cited irreconcilable differences.

The documents suggest the couple separated on September 2.

Voorhies’ mother has been vocal about her feelings toward Green.  Last week she stated, her daughter and Green “can remain friends, but it’s best they sever their marriage ties” 

She added that Lark “is ready to move forward with her life and wishes him well with his life.” 

In June, Tricia, Lark’s mother, was granted a temporary restraining order against Green.

Lark Voorhies Divorces Sketchy Husband Jimmy Green

Back in April, Lark Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie ceremony at a Vegas chapel.

Almost immediately, information about Green began to emerge that left Voorhies friends and family more than a little concerned.

First we learned that Green was wanted by police for a bizarre, violent incident that had taken place several years prior.

Shortly thereafter, Lark’s mother claimed that Green was a homeless gang member who basically got together with Lark so that he’d have a place to stay. 

Now, TMZ is reporting that Lark has finally filed for divorce, but remarkably, it might have been Green’s decision to end the marriage.

Green tells the website that Lark was the one to file because he couldn’t figure out how (?!) so she did it at his request.

He continues to deny that he’s homeless (though he admits to being in a gang) and says the marriage would’ve worked were it not for Lark’s meddling mom.

The important thing is, Lark has removed herself from a volatile and potentially dangerous situation.

As a bonus, it looks as though Green will not be receiving any spousal support. Although sadly, those closest to Lark say her Saved By the Bell money dried up long ago, anyway.