Showing posts with label Smells. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smells. Show all posts

Thursday, January 24, 2019

United Airlines Sued Passenger Smells Cover-Up Over Shattered 767 Windshield

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United Airlines pilots had to deal with a shattered windshield at 40,000 feet, and although the airline said bird strike caused the emergency … one passenger claims there was a massive cover-up.
United’s flight 931 left Chicago bound for London on Oct. 27, 2018,...
United Airlines Sued Passenger Smells Cover-Up Over Shattered 767 Windshield

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Andre Berto: Canelo"s Steroids Meat Excuse Smells Kinda Fishy

Here’s another episode of “Reading Between the Lines,” starring Andre Berto … who’s basically calling BS on Canelo Alvarez for blaming his failed steroids test on contaminated cow meat. Look, Berto gets it — beef from…


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Andre Berto: Canelo"s Steroids Meat Excuse Smells Kinda Fishy

Here’s another episode of “Reading Between the Lines,” starring Andre Berto … who’s basically calling BS on Canelo Alvarez for blaming his failed steroids test on contaminated cow meat. Look, Berto gets it — beef from…


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Monday, February 12, 2018

French Montana Smells Success in the Fragrance Biz

French Montana smells a chance to cash in on his name with all kinds of products … particularly perfume. French filed docs, obtained by TMZ, seeking to trademark his name for commerce in the health and beauty market. French says he wants to…


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French Montana Smells Success in the Fragrance Biz

French Montana smells a chance to cash in on his name with all kinds of products … particularly perfume. French filed docs, obtained by TMZ, seeking to trademark his name for commerce in the health and beauty market. French says he wants to…


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Monday, July 31, 2017

Joanna Krupa ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor.


That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks.


This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say.



Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while.


Presumably, as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell.


(Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know)


The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce.


In the deposition obtained by TMZ, Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation:


“If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.”


In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath:


“And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.”


We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion.


Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women.


“Better than any other woman in the world.”


That’s … high praise.


That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard.



As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $ 15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous.


We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills.


It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad.


Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate.


Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds?


Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends.



So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here?


Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to.


Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up.


The result can be a change in odor (and discharge).


Just a few things that can mess up pH balance:


-menstruation


-exposure to a penis


-soap or bodywash


But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections.


That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes.


There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little.


As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea.



This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction.


Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life.


Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that.


So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.



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Sunday, July 30, 2017

Joanna Krupa"s Ex Says "Her Vagina Smells Amazing ... Swear on God"

Joanna Krupa’s vagina is in a league of its own when it comes to scent … according to her estranged husband, who’s defending her against Brandi Glanville. Romain Zago dropped the sweet, sweet compliment earlier this month during a…


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Monday, May 22, 2017

Scott Disick Burglary Smells Like Inside Job (PHOTO GALLERY)

Scott Disick’s home was almost certainly broken into by someone who knew him and knew the property … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Our sources say it appears Sunday’s burglary was an inside job, because the crook or crooks knew exactly where…


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Monday, November 14, 2016

Zara Sued -- Someone Smells a Rat In Her Dress

A woman is suing clothing giant Zara over a rat — or at least part of one — that she says was sewn into the hem of a dress she’d bought off the rack. Cailey Fiesel says she snapped up the dress at Zara’s Greenwich, CT store in July, and when…


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Zara Sued -- Someone Smells a Rat In Her Dress

A woman is suing clothing giant Zara over a rat — or at least part of one — that she says was sewn into the hem of a dress she’d bought off the rack. Cailey Fiesel says she snapped up the dress at Zara’s Greenwich, CT store in July, and when…


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Monday, November 30, 2015

Lark Voorhies Posts EPIC Instagram Rant: I Don"t Have a Sex Tape! My Ex"s Junk Smells Like Corn Chips!

For four seasons, Lark Voorhies wisely rejected the advances of Dustin Diamond’s Screech on Saved By the Bell.



Unfortunately, in real life the 41-year-old actress is not as adept at avoiding romantic entanglements with creepy losers.


As you may have heard, Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie Vegas ceremony just a few months after meeting him on Facebook.


Astonishingly, the marriage didn’t last. In fact, it imploded in epic fashion just days after Lark and Jimmy exchanged vows.


It turns out Green was a homeless gang member who was frequently busted sleeping in the closets of Lark’s mother’s home. (Lark lives with her mom, and the husband and wife were forbidden to have sleepovers.)


After the divorce, Green claimed to be in possession of a sex tape starring Voorhies, but she insisted that no such footage exists.


Earlier today, she doubled down on that claim in one of the most bonkers rants ever posted to Instagram:



“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce,” the post reads. “There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera?”


“I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell.


“Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips?”


Yes, the word is out in Pasadena: Jimmy is suffering from a chronic case of Frito dong. 


Sources say the man’s wang should be providing the crunch in chili pie, not making sex tapes with washed-up ’90s stars.


We imagine Lark is still trying to get the grease off of her fingers.


Anyway, Voorhies later posted a retraction in which she stated that her account was hacked, but we’re calling shenanigans on that claim.


Not only did she never delete the original post, she later went off on Jimmy again, this time warning that she’ll sue anyone who interviews him. 


We’re not doubting that Jimmy is a little unstable, but it sounds like he and Lark may have actually been a pretty good match.