Joanna Krupa ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor.

That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks.

This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say.

Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while.

Presumably, as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell.

(Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know)

The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce.

In the deposition obtained by TMZ, Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation:

“If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.”

In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath:

“And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.”

We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion.

Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women.

“Better than any other woman in the world.”

That’s … high praise.

That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard.

As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $ 15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous.

We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills.

It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad.

Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate.

Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds?

Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends.

So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here?

Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to.

Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up.

The result can be a change in odor (and discharge).

Just a few things that can mess up pH balance:

-menstruation

-exposure to a penis

-soap or bodywash

But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections.

That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes.

There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little.

As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea.

This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction.

Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life.

Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that.

So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.

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Joanna Krupa Files for Divorce from Romain Zago

Joanna Krupa has filed for divorce from husband Romain Zago … TMZ has learned. Joanna filed legal docs claiming the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” It’s clearly not going to be contentious … according to the docs, obtained by TMZ, the couple…

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Romain Dauriac to Scarlett Johansson: Please Don’t Divorce Me!

Romain Dauriac isn’t taking “No” for an answer.

He isn’t even taking “No, Seriously, I Don’t Want to Stay Married to You and Really Think We Ought to Go Our Separate Ways for the Rest of Our Lives” as an answer.

After announcing their separation in January, Johansson took the break-up a legal step further this week by filing for divorce.

In a statement provided to Us Weekly and other outlets, the beautiful actress acknowledged this decision by saying the following:

“As a devoted mother and private person and with complete awareness that my daughter will one day be old enough to read the news about herself, I would only like to say that I will never, ever be commenting on the dissolution of my marriage.

“Out of respect for my desires as a parent and out of respect for all working moms, it is with kindness that I ask other parties involved and the media to do the same.

“Thank you.”

It all sounds very reasonable, just like the statements made by many celebrities before Johansson who filed for divorce.

But Dauriac has responded in an unexpected way.

As part of her filing, Johansson is asking a judge to give her primary custody of the ex-couple’s three-year-old daughter, Rose Dorothy Dauriac.

She was born shortly after the pair got married in 2014.

Dauriac, however, has asked the actress to withdraw her divorce petition, citing the little girl as his basis for wanting to work things out.

“It is indeed unfortunate, especially for our daughter, that Scarlett filed in court and made our personal differences so public,” Dauriac’s statement in response reads.

“I would implore her to withdraw her action promptly and to go back, as uncomfortable as it might be, to the negotiating table.

“We are the parents of a lovely daughter whom we will continue to co-parent for many years and share her joys and sorrows as only a parent can.”

Dauriac’s attorney tells People Magazine the two were engaged in private negotiations when Johansson filed her papers.

“We were shocked that they filed these proceedings in court,” he tells People, adding:

“We had been negotiating information relevant to their child Rose and also economic issues, so we were stunned when they did this. We’ve told [Johansson and her lawyers] that we would go to any means to try to avoid this.”

This is an unusual back-and-forth that does seem to be more centered on the future of little Rose; not on Dauriac simply wanting to stay married to one of the best looking women on the planet.

The divorce papers were served on Tuesday afternoon and an insider tells People that Johansson didn’t mean to start an all-out war.

“Under the law in NYC, the filing of an action for divorce is merely procedural,” this insider says.

“No request for a judge was requested. While her lawyer did request that Scarlett get residential custody, again, for procedural purposes, they preserved all rights she had if they didn’t resolve the case. It wasn’t a secret that the parties were separated. So filing for divorce is no big deal.

“This is not a hostile act by Scarlett.”

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Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac: It"s Over!

After four years together and more than two years of marriage, Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac have called it quits.

Reps for Johansson confirmed the separation to People magazine in a statement released today.

Though their divorce is not yet finalized, Johansson and Dauriac have reportedly been living in separate homes for the past several months, and sources neither party is holding out hope for a reconciliation.

Johansson and Dauriac married in a small private ceremony in 2014 and managed to keep the union a secret for several weeks.

Johansson had given birth to the couple’s first and only child, Rose Dorothy, just a few months prior.

Insiders say the decision to separate was mutual and that Scarlett and Romain will remain friends and business partners.

The former couple co-founded a gourmet popcorn brand, and they will reportedly both remain active in its day-to-day operations.

Aside from their joint involvement in one of the most random celebrity business ventures of all time, little is known about Johansson and Dauriac’s time together.

He’s a French journalist; the two of them met two years after her divorce from Ryan Reynolds, and she says she fell for his intellect instantaneously.

Johansson has spoken at length about how much she enjoys the domestic life, but her comments usually take the form of praise for her daughter:

“When [Rose] came out of me I was so surprised,” she recently told .

“I had a very strong picture in my mind of what my baby would look like, and, of course, she is completely different. Perfect, but not what I’d imagined.”

Johansson and Dauriac were last photographed together in December, but it is believed they were already separated at that time.

Johansson appeared at the Women’s March on Washington on Saturday, where she spoke of her experiences with Planned Parenthood, and appealed to President Trump.

Neither party has publicly confirmed the separation yet.

Insiders say they did have a pre-nup, and the split has been amicable thus far.

They’ve reportedly made co-parenting their top priority, and it is believed that they will evenly spkit physical custody of young Rose.

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