Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor.
That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks.
This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say.
Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while.
Presumably, as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell.
(Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know)
The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce.
In the deposition obtained by TMZ, Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation:
“If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.”
In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath:
“And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.”
We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion.
Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women.
“Better than any other woman in the world.”
That’s … high praise.
That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard.
As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $ 15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous.
We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills.
It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad.
Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate.
Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds?
Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends.
So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here?
Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to.
Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up.
The result can be a change in odor (and discharge).
Just a few things that can mess up pH balance:
-menstruation
-exposure to a penis
-soap or bodywash
But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections.
That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes.
There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little.
As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea.
This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction.
Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life.
Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that.
So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.