Jesse Ventura Biker Gang Past Resurfaces ... Testifies in Murder Case

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Jesse Ventura Biker Gang Past Resurfaces ... Testifies in Murder Case

Ron White"s Marriage Was No Sham, Friend Testifies in Divorce Case

Ron White saying “I do” in front of 300 guests, bragging about having a great wife and relishing a blissful life together in Bev Hills is proof he DID get married … so says a family friend. Florence Megginson filed a declaration that…

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Joanna Krupa ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor.

That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks.

This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say.

Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while.

Presumably, as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell.

(Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know)

The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce.

In the deposition obtained by TMZ, Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation:

“If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.”

In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath:

“And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.”

We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion.

Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women.

“Better than any other woman in the world.”

That’s … high praise.

That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard.

As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $ 15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous.

We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills.

It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad.

Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate.

Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds?

Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends.

So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here?

Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to.

Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up.

The result can be a change in odor (and discharge).

Just a few things that can mess up pH balance:

-menstruation

-exposure to a penis

-soap or bodywash

But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections.

That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes.

There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little.

As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea.

This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction.

Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life.

Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that.

So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.

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Brandi Glanville Testifies: Yes, Joanna Krupa"s Vagina Stinks!

So, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for saying that her vagina smells. That’s a thing that’s really happening in the world. And it’s reached the point of Brandi Glanville giving sworn testimony on the matter.

Take a moment to imagine going to law school and passing the bar exam only to be involved in this particular case. Okay, stop — stop screaming.

Brandi Glanville may not be a lawyer, but she makes a great argument for why this lawsuit should be thrown out. Aside from the obvious absurdity, we mean.

Remember that it was back in 2015, on Watch What Happens Live, when Brandi Glanville said that Joanna Krupa’s p—y stinks, which didn’t really seem like a vicious attack.

It was a line said for easy laughs, right?

In fact, Brandi at the time was just repeating her 2013 comments, because everybody wants to entertain when they’re being interviewed.

It’s hard to imagine that anyone, least of all Brandi, imagined that Joanna Krupa would sue for $ 15,000 over it.

There’s being overly litigious and then there’s whatever this is.

Don’t get us wrong, we have absolutely no opinion on Joanna Krupa’s genital odor, because we haven’t smelled it.

And we pray that this continues to be the case.

That’s no slight against Joanna.

(We don’t want to investigate the genital odor, pleasant or unpleasant, of any Real Housewives)

But whatever the odor, this whole lawsuit is a mistake.

Joanna could win this (probably not, but she could) and it would still be a huge mistake.

Joanna Krupa signed up for p—y odor comments when she signed up for the show, Brandi said in the TMZ-acquired court transcript.

Brandi says that she “didn’t say anything that I knew to be false.”

That could be the crux of this case.

Slander suits are complicated and lawsuits over slander and libel vary across the globe.

But generally speaking, it’s going to be hard to convince a jury that Brandi committed slander if she didn’t knowingly make false statements.

And then there’s just general knowledge about the human body.

Vagina’s are self-cleaning, but a degree of odor can be normal for a lot of people, though it’s seldom unpleasant.

Strong or unpleasant odors are usually the result of an upset pH balance.

That can happen from soap or sex or menstruation.

That means that, well, strong genital odor is a believable claim.

There was more to Brandi’s testimony, however.

Because Brandi said that comments like hers automatically went with the territory of becoming a reality star, Joanna Krupa’s lawyer challenged her with a question:

“Do you think that means you can say things like her p—y smells?”

Brandi’s reply?

“Well, yeah.”

Brandi has also repeatedly stated that their Real Housewives contracts prevent castmembers from suing each other.

But we don’t know the details of their contracts (if only!) and we don’t know whether Brandi repeating the comments on Watch What Happens Live creates some sort of lawsuit loophole.

Ultimately, this has to turn out to be counterproductive for Joanna.

First of all, this makes her look vindictive.

Second of all, it makes her look super defensive.

And finally, while we may all be able to spout off five facts about Brandi Glanville off of the top of our heads, not everyone is super familiar with Real Housewives stars.

But this lawsuit is making all kinds of headlines and even people who aren’t familiar with the parties involved are paying attention.

So, true or not, Joanna Krupa risks making herself known as the “woman with the stinky p—y” to a lot of people, all in the hopes of a little empty vindication.

There is such a thing as bad publicity.

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Ex-FBI Director James Comey Testifies About President Trump, Russia Investigation (LIVE STREAM)

Former FBI Director James Comey’s about to testify for the Senate Intelligence Committee — but we all know this is really about Comey vs. President Trump … and we’ll be live streaming. Comey’s opening statement — released Wednesday –…

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Kim Kardashian Testifies Against Robbers: What Did She Say?

This Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian describes her testimony against the armed thugs who robbed her.

You won"t get to see anything inside the courtroom when you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, but you will get the aftermath.

We pick up the action in the sneak peek below with the 36-year-old calling her Momager, Kris Jenner, to tell her how it went in New York.

The short version: A lot longer than she expected.

"It was just a really long thing because you have to explain it to a translator and then the translator has to explain it to the judge," she said.

"Then, she writes it with the clerk and then they have to read what you wrote," Kim added, giving her parent the blow-by-blow. 

"You have to do it sentence by sentence."

As previously reported, assailants violently robbed the Selfish author inside her Paris apartment in the early hours of October 3, 2016.

An estimated $ 10 million in jewelry, including a $ 4 million diamond ring, was pilfered; Kim felt she would be raped and/or killed, she says.

"Going in there, I was so worked up wanting to explain it so quickly and you just can"t do that," Kim added in an E! confessional.

"You just have to, like, be really slow and walk through the entire night, like, second by second and that was just really hard."

Kim said that for the first time since the terrifying incident, she was able to look at photos of the suspects arrested in the incident.

Kardashian continued her account:

"I think it was really interesting to see the faces of everyone. Just by their height and weight, I could tell who from this lineup was in the room"

"I was able to see who confessed. One of them was the guy that was in the room with me and it was very interesting to hear his story."

"It was pretty similar to my story."

"Of course, there was like a few things they"re not saying to get lesser charges," Kim said, but by and large what they said was accurate.

For the most part, she said that if she"s being honest, they were "pretty honest and did tell most of the story exactly like how it happened."

Kim also said the same crew planned to rob her during her previous trip to Paris, but decided not to since husband Kanye was present.

This time around, they went for it.

"It"s really interesting to see what their side of the story is and to hear the background information," said the mother of North and Saint.

"About how they had been following me and how they attempted to rob me the last time I was in Paris. But my husband was with me."

Watch her in her own words below.

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Kim Kardashian Testifies in Paris Robbery Case

Kim Kardashian is in New York City right now, chitchatting with the judge in the Paris robbery case … offering up a blow-by-blow of what happened when she was bound, gagged and stripped of her jewelry. We’ve learned the judge and attorneys in the…

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