When Taylor Swift dumped Calvin Harris then immediately moved on with Tom Hiddleston, some folks were confused.
What does she see in that dude? fans wondered.
Then suddenly some sexy underwear pics of Hiddleston hit the internet and everyone went, “Ohhh. Now we get it.”
Not to be outdone, Calvin wants to remind the world that he, too, has a smokin’ hot body and is now posing in a Speedo to prove it.
Oh, hey there, Calvin. Nice revenge body.
We think Calvin might single-handedly make Speedos popular in the U.S., where the mankinis were previously regarded as sorta cheesy – unless you were drunk off strawberry daiquiris in Miami.
But if anyone can rock a tighty bluey, it’s Calvin, because that body is perfection.
It’s unclear if he’s rubbing his nipples in the pic or pointing toward his shattered heart, but he seems to be sending a message to Tay-Tay: Tom Hiddlewhatever’s got nothin’ on me!
While the DJ initially remained publicly civil about the breakup, he changed his tune once pics of Taylor kissing Hiddleston surfaced.
Since then, he deleted all photos of Taylor from his account and unfollowed her on social media.
Then yesterday, Calvin took to Twitter for a mini-rant and told fans that his ex “controlled the media and this situation” and he “had no idea what was going on,” adding, “so that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”
He also declared that he was now “FREE” and all but confirmed to a fan that Taylor broke up with him to be with the British actor.
Calvin later deleted these posts, proving that celebs often impulsively tweet then regret it…
…Or that the coven of PR pros that orchestrated this whole breakup/cheating?/broken heart/new man/promotion of a hot new star thing are doing a masterful job of audience manipulation.
