Have you heard the good news?
Kylie Jenner and Tyga are back together!
How do we know?
Well, there’s been no official announcement, but the couple isn’t exactly being subtle about their reconciliation.
First Tyga informed his Instagram followers that he and Kylie had make-up sex.
(Always a classy move.)
Shortly thereafter, Kyga was spotted making out at a luxury car dealership.
(Again, these two ooze class.)
Now there are rumors that Kylie and Tyga are living together in her new multi-million dollar mansion.
And then there’s this latest nauseating development:
In case you just finished eating, and you’d like your food to stay where it belongs, the above video shows Kylie checking out some nail designs at an LA salon.
The camera pauses on a tiger-print pair, and Kylie remarks, “This reminds me of my husband.”
Yes, she referred to the dude as her husband.
Certainly doesn’t sound like a girl who was making out with another rapper in a music video just last week, does it?
It’s bad enough she’s talking about Tyga, but the word just sounds strange coming from an 18-year-old in 2016 who’s not a castmember on Teen Mom.
Think about the crappy jobs and other day-to-day BS you had to cope with when you were 18.
Now,imagine you’re Kylie Jenner:
You have money and opportunities and connections that 99.99999999% of kids your age could only dream of.
And you decide to throw it all away to settle down with a Z-list rapper who has repeatedly cheated on you.
We’re guessing Kris Jenner snacks out a big bowl of Xanax like they’re popcorn.