It"s the only question that matters when surfing around Tinder?
LEFT OR RIGHT?
Based on the profile of a potential mate, users must decide whether they approve of their fellow user by swiping right… or disapprove by swiping left, hoping never to come across this latter type of individual again.
We"ve collected a bunch of Tinder profiles below, all of which actually exist and all of which people uploaded in the hopes of winning members of the opposite sex over.
But we somehow doubt these will work…
1. Oh, Jesus
Any time you asked him to “nail” down a date, he’d probably get scared and run away.
2. This is Funny
But also potentially dangerous. Run, fellas. RUN!
3. This is Not Funny
Just scary.
4. This is Very Specific
Maybe a little too specific?
5. Just Think of Miss Piggy’s Reaction
She’ll be PISSED.
6. Comedy? Yes.
Dressing up like a viking? No.