Farrah Abraham Flaunts Ridiculous Amount of Side-Boob, Continues to Pretend She"s Training For Boxing Match

Have you heard the exciting news about Farrah Abraham?

No, we’re not talking about the fact that she was arrested for drunkenly assaulting the staff at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

And no, we’re not talking about the fact that Farrah is training for a boxing match against one of the women who shamed her family by competing to have sex with Flavor freakin’ Flav on national television.

We’re talking about the latest video that Farrah posted on Instagram.

Now, you’re gonna see some things you’ve seen before in this video — namely, an almost-naked Farrah Abraham.

But you’re also gonna see some things that may cause you to question everything you thought you knew about biology, physics, and the very nature of reality.

Farrah Abraham Side-Boob Video

We’re talking, of course, about Farrah’s side-boob.

You may be thinking to yourself, Farrah’s boobs are just like every other part of her body. I’ve seen them more times than I care to count!

That may be true (especially if your search history looks like ours), but for some reason, the latest glimpse at Farrah’s surgically-enhanced breasts has even the most jaded fans doing a double take.

Perhaps it’s the fact that most of the time we see Farrah’s boobs, they’re not in motion.

Or maybe it’s the fact that Farrah has been boasting non-stop about the results she’s gotten from all her recent “training” and implying that her physique is all natural.

Whatever the case, this video has been scrutinized by fans more than any Farrah footage since Backdoor Teen Mom.

“They don’t even bounce!” wrote one medical expert.

“Your surgeon gave u that body not god and it’s not that great,” commented another follower.

“Surgery got you that body. Training hasn’t given you any results yet,” remarked a third.

“You haven’t been doing it long enough and you don’t have any muscle definition. Why you tryna to preach to ppl who know what they’re talking about?”

Of course, Farrah had her defenders, too:

“There is so much body shaming going on! It’s hard enough for most women to love their body and themselves and then you have women who are shaming others!” remarked one fan.

“Great way in helping empower others!!! SMH!” the commenter added.

“You know she may of had procedures but that’s on her, so what! That her life and her body!

Far be it for us to back Farrah, but we’re in full agreement with this comment.

Besides, there are so many valid reasons to make fun of Farrah Abraham that it just seems lazy to resort to easy boob jokes.

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Paris Jackson: Sideboob Tattoo Revealed in Tree-Hugging Pic!

Whether she’s using her modeling work to promote body positivity or just showing off her new tattoos, Paris Jackson isn’t shy about sharing topless pictures.

In her latest photo, the 19-year-old actress and model proves that she’s a tree-hugger by literally hugging a tree.

And, in her shirtless state, she’s giving her fans a look at a tattoo that, well, you don’t normally get to see. And that’s not the only pic from her topless adventures in the great outdoors.

Don’t let us give you the impression that Paris Jackson never wears clothes.

She totally does.

Just recently, she wore a shirt while outside and enjoying some flowers, though the neckline was enough to give a good view of her new chakra tattoo, which runs down her sternum.

She also works, as a model but also as an actress (her first feature film comes out next year!). She also goes places and is a real person.

But she, and clearly some friends and loved ones who spend time around her, is totally chill hanging out in modes of dress that Instagram and maybe some prudish folks would find scandalous.

Honestly, good for her. More people should be comfortable with appropriate, non-threatening nudity.

That doesn’t mean that folks like Harvey Weinstein can undress in front of coworkers, mind you.

Consensual, non-sexual, non-aggressive nudity can be a wholesome thing.

And it can give us a look at more of Paris’ many, many tattoos.

Paris captioned this photo with the numeral, 1, enclosed within a box.

Are we to get the impression that this is the first of what will eventually be a sequence of photos?

We just don’t know.

What we do know is that, one, this is a wholesome photo.

Actually hugging trees can be therapeutic for some people (no joke); sometimes pregnant folks who are past their due dates hug trees to create just a little more pressure in the hopes of inducing labor.

Two, Paris is giving fans a rare glimpse of her sideboob tattoo.

There aren’t a lot of ways of naturally hiding a nipple to show off a tattoo. You’d need to, what, cover up your nip nop with the hand from the other side of your body, all while having a friend photograph you in the awkward pose?

Or you can just hug a tree from the right angle.

We love that the actual tattoo is of a little alien dude. She’s such a treat.

But her adventures in the great outdoors weren’t done.

Paris Jackson captioned this photo:

“Use mamas mud to wash off da filthy makeup from werkk.”

Actresses and models generally wear a ton of makeup.

We can’t speak to the efficacy (or safety) of using wild mud to remove makeup, but we know that people have used mud and clay to treat their skin for ages.

But it’s certainly a natural remedy. No debating that.

In fact, in that tree-hugging photo, it kind of looks like Paris’ arms might have a little mud residue on them, right?

Also, we have no idea what — if anything — Paris was wearing under that wrap around her waist.

But that’s her business.

Paris has spent a lot of time topless in the desert, so it’s good to know that she’s also comfortable being a little less dressed in a less extreme environment.

For Paris, there’s always a strong spiritual element to her nudity that you don’t always get from the #FreeTheNipple folks.

It’s not just about being progressive or about gender equality or whatever — it’s about being natural and following her life path.

Good for her, you know?

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Paris Jackson: Shows Off Tats, Sideboob in Flower Photos!

We’re always on the lookout for an update on Paris Jackson’s life. Maybe it’s a new photo, maybe it’s a meme. it’s actually usually a meme. This time, though, the 19-year-old model has shared two new 

So, remember Paris Jackson’s new tattoo? The one of the chakras that runs along her chest. She’s showing it off again, but this time she’s outdoors among some beautiful flowers.

Plus, she’s flashing a little sideboob. That never hurts.

Paris Jackson is full of life, love, and she’s so carefree! She’s also an intensely spiritual person.

She has her detractors, because people love to hate celebrities — but also because some people can’t stand to see someone happy and want to try their best to ruin someone’s day.

We’re not saying that we always agree with her on everything, though watching Paris Jackson bash white supremacy really warmed the cockles of our hearts.

But given that her family’s tragedies (some of which are ongoing) create circumstances in which she could have been a miserable person who didn’t even make it to adulthood, we’re so happy that she’s found a life path that brings her a sense of fulfillment.

Plus, she’s just a treat to follow.

(We love memes!)

Anyway, here’s the first of the two new pics that she shared:

She tagged this photo and the next one:

“I can feel the flower power.”

Plus a flower emoji. She’s just precious.

And, as we said, super spiritual with a New Agey vibe … but in a way that seems way more chill than, like, the way that some other folks can be.

Like we said, she’s showing a little sideboob, there.

Paris Jackson doesn’t shy away from sharing topless selfies, so some sideboob is nothing.

She looks great, though!

The next photo shows a much closer look at her latest tattoo.

This tattoo has a powerful spiritual meaning, since it portrays the seven chakras.

Paris recently posted to Instagram about the feelings of spiritual contentment that she achieves from really embracing the natural world.

“I can honestly say that before this week, i have never been able to show my true form to more than one person at a time. being able to channel my higher self and just vibrate at a frequency where i am one with the fluidity of mama gaia as well as the beautiful souls i had the pleasure of creating with, has been a journey i will never forget.”

There’s a lot of New Age spirituality that borrows from other faith traditions, like certain polytheistic faiths, and includes animistic beliefs.

You can see a lot of that in Paris’ writing.

“Embracing the gifts, facing my mortality, connecting with new and old friends. i thank everyone around me for this growth, the moon, mercury, my guides, and great spirit. i never want to lose this feeling.”

Hey, for what it’s worth, we hope that she never loses this feeling, either.

We’re happy to see her happy.

If you still need a better look at that tattoo, here’s a glimpse with better lighting.

Paris censored that herself, of course, per Instagram’s infamous hang-ups about women and their “scandalous” nip nops.

Anyway, you don’t have to share Paris’ beliefs to admire her level of devotion to improving her life and maintaining her overall well-being.

We think that it’s great that she continues to share so much of herself and personal journey with fans and followers.

A lot of celebrity kids run from the spotlight, but Paris has found a powerful way to embrace it.

And she can teach a lot of people about body positivity in the process.

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Bella Hadid Flashes Sideboob, Issues Clear Challenge to Selena Gomez

It is so totally on between Bella Hadid and Selena Gomez.

In the best, most sexy way possible!

Earlier this week, Gomez was spotted out on a date with The Weeknd.

Multiple sources confirmed that the artists enjoyed a private dining experience at a hotspot in Los Angeles, with cameras capturing them kissing and hugging on the sidewalk shortly after the meal was over.

An insider says they then went back to Selena’s home to presumably… get to know each other bed.

Hubba. Hubba.

That was our reaction, at least.

But Hadad has seemingly responded in a very different way, unfollowing Gomez on Instagram in light of Selena not just dating The Weeknd – but being so open about it.

You see, Hadid and The Weeknd were a romantic item for nearly two years, splitting up in late 2016.

So it would be understandably painful for Hadid to deal with her serious ex-boyfriend dating anyone else so quickly after their split.

But Bella and Selena are kind of friends. They are both members of Taylor Swift’s Squad, making the whole situation even more awkward for everyone involved.

(Yet more entertaining for all of us not involved, let’s be honest.)

Following her PDA-filled evening out with her rumored new beau, Gomez posed for an especially racy photo on social media.

It went viral on Thursday, it features her wearing a thong and very little else and you may very well drool all over your keyboard upon seeing it again.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Mere hours after this Selena picture made the Internet rounds, Hadid returned from the Bahamas, where she had been taking part in her first photo shoot of 2017.

Once she got back to California on Thursday, Hadid went ahead and posted her own X-rated video on Instagram, showing off her killer body in a tiny black one-piece swimsuit.

We’ve taken a screen shot of the footage below, which included the following words from Hadid:

“Goodnight. Love and light to you all… happy to be home.”

It’s pretty hard not to see this as a clear rebuttal to Gomez, wouldn’t you agree?

Is Bella actively trying to show The Weeknd what he’s now missing?

Is she trying to silence Selena? To prove scoff at her attempts to be seductive when Hadid acts sultry and seductive for a living?

We can’t say for certain.

We just doubt it’s a coincidence that Gomez makes her romance with The Weeknd very public… then shares a scantily-clad picture on social media… and then Hadid does the exact same thing.

There’s clearly some kind of one-upmanship attempt going on here.

And we love it! This is the best kind of celebrity feud!

Will Selena reply? Will she take off ALL of her clothes to do so? Will Hadid make a sex tape with another man in response?

We’ve already made one of these galleries for Gomez…

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… the naked ball is in your court, Bella.

Go strong to the hoop with it!

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