Showing posts with label Throne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Throne. Show all posts

Monday, February 5, 2018

Queen Elizabeth II to Retire From Throne ... When?!

While often seen as traditional, Queen Elizabeth II has always proven that even she can break from tradition when she chooses.


Is she planning to do so again in the most unexpected of ways – by retiring from the throne she has held for nearly 65 years?



Yes, according to a new report, the oldest-living, longest-serving monarch in history is on the verge of stepping down voluntarily.


“She has a sense of duty and planned to see it through to the end,” a senior courtier reportedly says, “but she has broken all the records.”


“She has nothing left to prove.”


Her husband, Prince Philip, has already retired at 96, and her son Prince Charles, 69, has been ready to ascend to the throne for decades.


Robert Jobson, author of The Future Royal Family, says that these facts are weighing on her decision to finally pass the torch:


“I am told that when she reaches 95, she will step aside and use the Regency Act, which allows Prince Charles to take over in all but name.”



Royal commentator Phil Dampier added along similar lines: “She wants the changeover to be seamless and feels this is the best way.”


“No one deserves a rest more than the queen.”


Elizabeth, 91, has not reached this conclusion lightly. She first came to the throne at 25, when she was a young, married mom of two.


Her uncle, Edward VIII, shockingly gave up the throne to to marry an American divorcee Wallis Simpson, transferring the British rule.


Elizabeth’s father, King George, then found himself in the unlikely position of monarch before it was passed down to her – also unexpectedly.


Says Jobson: “[Elizabeth] never intended to abdicate because her uncle’s abdication nearly brought the monarchy to an end in 1936.”



Because of that, Dampier adds, “her life’s work has been the survival of the monarchy and the success of the Commonwealth.”


Through it all, she has persevered, though “the queen has had some ups and downs,” Dampier notes. “I’m sure she has some regrets.”


But now she feels things are in a good place.


Charles is remarried to Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince William is married to Kate Middleton, and Prince Harry is set to wed Meghan Markle.


Given these stabilizing factors and individuals, “those who love her feel she deserves to enjoy some years of retirement,” says the courtier.


Dampier adds of her life’s work: “She will be most proud that the monarchy has not only survived but is more popular than ever.”



While she’s still extraordinarily busy meeting diplomats from around the world, “doctors have advised her not to travel abroad any more.”


“No one dictates to the queen,” says the courtier, “but Prince Charles, Prince William, and senior aides have been nudging her majesty.”


The queen has been quietly easing up on her official appearances, “slowly handing over jobs to Prince Charles,” the courtier says.


Prince William and Kate Middleton have also taken trips on her behalf – it’s been rumored that William and Kate will be King and Queen.


Despite the popularity of William and Kate, however, there is no evidence that Charles won’t take over for his mother at long, long last.


“I have no doubt Charles will want the job and won’t hand it over to William,” says Dampier of the heir apparent.



“He has waited for it all his life and I also don’t think William wants to be king until absolutely necessary.”


Case in point? William and Kate are dedicated first and foremost to raising thei children, Prince George, 4, and Princess Charlotte, 2.


Their third is on the way in April.


“I will fight for them to have a normal life,” William says of his kids. “I want to bring my children up in a happy, stable, and secure world.”


Whoever takes over when Queen Elizabeth retires, “no one can say she hasn’t done all that she could,” says the courtier. 


Agreed. We just hope for the sake of her continued good health that she hasn’t yet laid eyes on the gallery below.



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Monday, August 28, 2017

Game of Thrones Season 7 Finale Recap: The True Heir to the Iron Throne

Massive Game of Thrones battle scenes are usually a once-a-season affair, but we’ve already had several big-budget blowouts in Season 7, and last night’s finale began with the promise of the most epic throwdown to date.


Bronn and Jaime looked on as thousands of Dothraki and Unsullied took formation at King’s Landing.


But in this feature-length installment, the battle will be fought with words … and the occasional dagger …and maybe the occasional zombie dragon.



Damn, this season ruled.


Anyway, let’s start at the begininning … with a long-awaited meeting.


As Bronn and Jaime discuss the importance of dongs, and Jaime credits his brother Tyrion with being a v woke friend of the oppressed, a fleet of ships arrives.


Jon first lays eyes on King’s Landing (population: 1 million, we learn), and his ship is carrying come dangerous cargo.


Of course, Cersei is less interested in Jon than in the opportunity to off both her chief rival and her hated brother in a single afternoon.


Speaking of penises (as this show often does) we get another reunion when Tyrion comes face-to-face with his well-endowed squire, Pod.


The tense team-building exercise in King’s Landing, as even the Hound and Brienne are making nice.



Bronn and Tyrion’s relationship, of course, is a bit more complex.


Bronn, as always, is looking out for number one, but even he can’t prevent his affection for Tyrion from shining through.


There’s a tense “a little too quiet” moment, where it seems an ambush might be in store, but fortunately for the good guys. Cersei decides to hear them out.


Of course, her entrance is no match for the Mother of Dragons who arrives who breezes in on the back of one of her children/WMDs.


Tyrion begins his “why we’re all here today” speech, but is interrupted by Greyjoy drama.


There’s a brief discussion on the quality of dwarf jokes, with Tyrion and Theon accurately pointing out that Euron’s sucked.


Finally, Jon gets down to brass tacks.



Stirring speeches are made, but even master wordsmith Tyrion is aware that no amount of conversation will secure the truce his side seeks.


For that you need a demonstration featuring one very pissed off wight.


Even the usually unflappable Cersei knows some terrifying sh-t has arrived at her door when the 28 Days Later extra leaps out of its crate.


“This is the only thing I’ve ever seen that’s terrified me”, Euron says before fleeing carrying on the proyd Greyjoy tradition of wussing out (or so we think).


Cersei grants the truce on the condition that Jon keep his nose out of the wars to come.


He could’ve played a game of semantics (He’s no longer King in the North, and he was never really Sed Stark’s son), but instead, he pledges his loyatyl to the Khaleesi … even though she wishes he hadn’t.



Jon gives a speech about the importance of integrity that feels awfully apt in 2017, and Tyrion proves once again that he’s one of the show’s most courageous characters. 


He strides into the lion’s den to meet his sister … and possibly his death.


We’re reminded of the extent of Cersei’s seething hatred for her brother, as Tyrion passionately pleads his case, knowing full well he might be breathing his final words


Bonding over the one thing they have in common other than their last name (wine) and Tyrion makes the realization that Cersei is being spiteful for two these days.


From there, Daenerys delves into her family’s disgraceful history, revealing her belief that dragons are the only thing that gives her an advantage over others.


Just as Jon pronounced the whole endeavor will and truly “f–ked” Cersei delivers the surprising news that she plans to have her army’s join the campaign against the White Walkers.


For some reason, no one is skeptical of her newfound willingness to look at the big picture.



It seems at first that Tyrion really did a number on her.


Hey, maybe the Lannisters aren’t Westeros’ most dysfunctional family anymore!


In fact, the Starks are offering up a challenge in that department these days


Sansa hates Jon for making moves without her consent, and to make matters worse, Littlefinger is all up in her head.


He’s got her thinking Arya wants her dead and Jon wants to marry Daenerys.


It’s worth noting that this is one of the talkiest episodes of the season … and yet it’s full of white-knuckle suspense.


Another reminder that it’s the writing, not the jaw-dropping effects that keep us tuning into Thrones.



Of course, zombie dragons are pretty damn cool, but more on that later.


Theon aptly points out what many already have–that Jon could’ve just effing lied to Cersei.


But unlike the others, he offers his observation as praise.


The disgraced and mutilated Greyjoy becomes the all the more tragic in a surprisingly moving scene in which Jon offers his forgiveness–and guides Theon toward redemption.


Theon resolves to save his sister, but he’s not getting much support from his men


Fortunately, (we guess?) he finds there are advantages to being castrated, as Theon demonstrates in his fight with Random Red Shirt Iron Islands Guy.



Just when we think the Starks are fully self-destructing, we’re reminded that Sansa is savvier than she’s usually given credit for .


She turns on Littlefinger and she and Arya bond in the classic fashion of sisters everywhere–by collaborating on an execution.


It was the season’s least-surprising death, but still pretty damn satisfying.


Speaking of terrible people who can’t be trusted, Cersei is still totally focused on crushing her enemies and has no interest in joining the effort to save the world.


She plans to hire a band of mercenaries known as the Golden Company company to carry on the war effort.


On top of that, Euron is still on board, and Jaime and Cersei are now officially still at odds.


Also, she’s ordered the Mountain to kill him but he walks out anyway?


We’re not totally sure what happened there.



Anyway, Bran pays a surprise visit to Sam and … we won’t even attempt to do justice to these last ten minutes so here’s a breathless rundown of events:


A Stark (Bran) finally learns Jon is a Targaryen.


Jon and Dany enjoy some incestuous sexy time.


Jon’s real name is officially Aegon Targaryen!


Sansa and Arya are cool with one another once again.


Bran says what we’ve all been thinking: Jon. Is. The. Heir. To. The. Iron. Throne.


And just when you think that’s the last big twist of the season … the walls come tumbling down.



Yes, the zombie dragon is back and IT’S SPITTING BLUE FLAMES!!!


It brings down the Wall and a stream of wights passes into Westeros.


Earlier in the episode, Sansa utters the memorable line “the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.”


But the final shot reminds us that everyone dies … and on GoT it’s usually a violent exit.


Unfortunately, we may have to wait until 2019 to find out if humanity is wiped out.


Hopefully the real world is still standing then, so we can finally get some closure.


In the meantime, watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic to hold you over in the long winter to come.


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Sunday, May 1, 2016

Game of Thrones Gambling Odds: Wager on Who Will Win the Iron Throne!


Now that most of the storylines in Game of Thrones have progressed beyond the point that George R.R. Martin has reached in his ongoing A Song of Ice and Fire series of novels, all bets are off in terms of what might happen next.


Of course, that"s just a figure of speech. What we really mean to say is – it"s time for the betting to begin!


You see, up until now, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss were working from some very popular source material, which meant lots of people had a good idea of where the plot was headed.


Sure, there were some digressions here and there, but for the most part, the show remained true to the broad strokes of Martin"s novels.


These days we"re in spoiler-free territory, and not even those smug book-readers know what"ll happen next. 


Though Season 6 has just begun, we"ve already seen one major twist, and you can be sure there will be more to come.


Like those intimidating fellas who run the Iron Bank of Braavos, Vegas oddsmakers never pass up an opportunity to make a buck, so naturally, they"re now taking bets on the likelihood that several major characters will win "the great game" and sit atop the Iron Throne.


Check out the odds in the gallery below, and whatever you do, don"t sleep on Hodor – people like a politician of few words:




1. Jon Snow: 5/2


Jon snow photo

The odds favor the bastard son of Ned Stark (or, if you believe certain theories, Rhaegar Targaryen). It may seem unlikely for a dead man to become king, but hey, who would’ve guessed that Donald Trump would have a real shot at being president? Anything can happen, folks!



2. Daenerys Targaryen: 3/1


Emilia clarke as daenerys

Obviously, the Khaleesi has a good chance of being the first female on the Iron Throne. It’s a fairly safe soon have one more title to add to her incredibly long list.



3. Tyrion Lannister: 7/1


Peter dinklage as tyrion lannister photo

Tyrion is like the Bernie Sanders of this race. He’s a long shot, but a lot of people really, really like him, and sometimes that’s all it takes.



4. Petyr Baelish: 15/2


Aiden gillen as littlefinger

Never underestimate Littlefinger! The man might be the smoothest talker in Westeros.



5. Bran or Rickon Stark: 16/1


Bran stark all grown up

Bran, maybe. Rickon, not so much. Has anyone even seen that kid lately?!



6. Margaery Tyrell: 18/1


Nalalie dormer as margaery tyrell

She may have married two kings, but we still have a hard time picturing Margaery on the Iron Throne.


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