Daniel Tosh Secretly Married Hollywood Writer Carly Hallam 2 Years Ago

Move over, Cardi B and Offset … keeping your marriage under wraps for 9 months is amateur hour compared to what Daniel Tosh pulled off more than 2 years ago! Sources close to the situation tell TMZ … the “Tosh.0” star and Carly Hallam…

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Daniel Tosh Responds to #OscarsSoWhite Controversy With Blackademy Awards!

Whether he"s painstakingly recreating a Selena Gomez video or helping a friend with cancer by betting 25 grand against his beloved Miami Dolphins, Daniel Tosh has a flare for giving the Internet what it wants.

And this week, the Internet wants nothing more than an alternative to the boring "old white people celebrating old white people" party that is the Academy Awards.

Enter Tosh with "Tyler Perry Presents Lee Daniels" Blackademy Awards."

Say what you will about the hilarious clip below (and we get the feeling it"s a bit that people will feel very strongly about, one way or another), it is definitely not the boring Oscars ceremony we"ve come to know and barely tolerate.

In the sketch, Tosh polls an all-black panel (representing, among other groups, the O.G. vote, the hipster vote, and the Jamar vote) who decides what films to honor in the first annual awards.

While the old school Academy can"t agree on anything other than the fact that Leo getting raped by a bear was the best thing to happen in 2015, the folks at the Blackademy have a much easier time finding common ground.

For instance, they all agree that Dave Chappelle is funnier than Kevin Hart, cash is the best present, and Beyonce is to music what bacon is to food.

Hard to argue with any of that. So far, we"re loving everything about the Blackademy Awards. Let"s make this thing a reality, people!

Daniel Tosh Bets $25,000 on Patriots, Wins Big For Friend With Cancer

Whether he"s riffing on an amateur stuntman who did something stupid and wound up with a bone sticking out of his leg, or reminding us how much Jimmy Fallon loves booze, Daniel Tosh is always awesome in a cruelly hilarious way.

Even fans of the divisive comic admit that he doesn"t exactly come off as a nice guy on his Comedy Central show, so lots of folks might be surprised to learn that Tosh just committed an incredible act of kindness at the expense of his beloved Miami Dolphins.

As you might already know, the New England Patriots annihilated the Dolphins last night (as they"re wont to do) by a score of 36-7.

While it may have been a bummer for Tosh to watch Brady and company trounce all over his team (We"ve all been there, dude.), the Pats" victory was also a major win for Daniel"s friend Andy Ritchie, a comic who was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor.

You see, Tosh recently made $ 25,000 auctioning off props and random crap from around his office online.

He decided to bet the whole 25 grand on the Patriots covering the first half spread against the Dolphins and promised that if he won, he"d give all the cash to Ritchie to help with his medical bills.

Since you can never really go wrong betting on the Pats (unless you"re betting on which team is the least likely to cheat), Tosh will be able to donate $ 50,000 to Ritchie"s GoFundMe account.

"Once I double it, [Ritchie] can do whatever he wants with it; go on a lion-hunting safari or get treatment," Tosh said.

We"re guessing he"ll go with treatment, but hey – maybe he"ll decide to pull a Walter Palmer. Who knows?

We kid, of course. This is the best thing Tosh has done since he weirdly recreated a Selena Gomez video.

He proved that his uncaring D-bag routine is (at least sometimes) just an act, and for that, we thank him.

 

Daniel Tosh Recreates Selena Gomez"s "Good For You" Video in Flawless Fashion

If you"re a fan of Comedy Central"s most consistently gut-busting series (sorry, South Park), then you know Daniel Tosh is a master of using his strangely snake-like body to elicit LOLs.

We"ve seen just about every inch of Daniel"s anatomy over the course of Tosh.0"s seven seasons, but somehow he"s taken creepy, Buffalo Bill-style sexuality to a new level in his epic re-creation of Selena Gomez"s "Good For You" music video.

We won"t spoil the surprise guest who fills in for A$ AP Rocky, but we will say the man deserves major props for signing on to such an absurdly hilarious project.

And for that, we thank him.