This Valentine’s Day, The Game is keeping romance alive by sharing another photo of his monster schlong to Instagram. (Scroll down for full version.)
It’s not the first time the rapper has made the ladies gawk and the men squirm with a pic of his massive man meat, but this time, he also sends a holiday-inspired public service announcement:
Gentlemen, treat your ladies right this V-day.
While most men can’t quite gift their ladies with a 25-pound salami, The Game tells the men folk what they can do through a series of 30 hashtags, ranging from the raunchy to the romantic.
Here are just a handful:
- #ValentinesDayWeekendSpecial
- #WhatIsHeDoingForYou
- #DoesHeTakeCareOfYourKids
- #SheDeservesFlowersEveryday
- #SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSameStylistAsAKardashian
- #EatHerP**syLikeSheMadeJesusTheLastSupper
- #RunHerBathsUntilTheWaterIsWarmAsAMiamiMorningInTheSpring
- #TreatThatWomanLikeBarackTreatsMichelle
- #YouHad364DaysToPrepareForSundayBihhhh
- #MakeThatWomanHappy
I mean, WOW. Thanks, The Game! Definitely prefer this over being called a “bitch” by Kanye.
But as far as that jaw-dropping photo of The Game’s ballistic missile, well, you can peep it here:
You can thank us with Facebook likes and Twitter retweets for grabbing this pic before the Instagram cops take it down, as they have in the past with The Game’s previous manaconda shots.
The thing is, he’s technically not violating the social media platform’s no-nudity policy, because said snake is fully clothed in a pair of boxer briefs. They may be skin tight, but so is everything Kylie Jenner wears.
I say, if we can see Blac Chyna’s asscheeks and a quarter of Khloe Kardashian’s nipple, audiences should be more than able to handle an outline of The Game’s ample package.
Visually speaking, that is. In bed, now that’s an ENTIRELY different story.
