Charles Lazarus, the man who founded Toys ‘R’ Us in 1948, has died, just days after the company went belly up. After Lazarus returned from WWII, he realized quickly the baby boom generation was ripe for a cool, interactive toy superstore. Barbie…
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Thursday, March 22, 2018
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Guns are Great Toys for Toddlers! Leave Me Alone!
If there’s one thing we can say about Jenelle Evans, it’s that she just never knows when to quit.
But, as you probably know, that’s not always a good thing.
Actually, we’d say that when it comes to this girl, it’s rarely a good thing.
And come to think of it, there’s been occasions when she did quit with varying results — she quit heroin that one time, which was great, but then there were all those times she quit trying to be a decent human being, which was not so great.
Look, this is getting a little convoluted, but all we’re trying to say is that Jenelle has a habit of getting herself into a pickle and then doing everything in her power, consciously or not, to make the situation worse.
And that’s exactly what she’s doing right now.
If you’ve been keeping up with Teen Mom 2’s hottest mess, then you know that she could be losing that title soon — there’s a good chance she could get fired from the show.
It all started a couple of weeks ago, when David shared that photo of Jenelle posing with a gun shortly after the shooting in Parkland, Florida.
When people began to point out that perhaps they should take down the photo out of respect, David refused, and he even mocked those that suggested removing the photo.
Because why be sensitive in the aftermath of such a tragedy when you’ve got big guns to pose with?
For a few days after that, David continued making dumb statements about guns, and eventually he decided to work a bit of homophobia in there as well.
He said some truly terrible things about gay and transgender people, and then he said more terrible things about anyone who dared to call him out for his backwards, ignorant ideas.
He told Chelsea Houska’s dad to “eat a bag of dicks” after he reported him to Twitter, for example.
So that happened, and David was fired from Teen Mom 2.
Jenelle hasn’t been fired yet, but as far as we know, that’s still a possibility. The word is that MTV is done filming her for the upcoming season anyway, so they have more time to decide what to do with her.
If you were Jenelle, god forbid, you’d probably being laying low, right? Trying to be quiet and inoffensive so you don’t lose your high-paying job that supports your entire family?
Trick question: if you were actually Jenelle, you’d just keep right on being awful.
Knowing full well that gun photos were what got her into this mess in the first place, Jenelle still shared these photos of Kaiser earlier this week:
And the photos did not get a positive reaction.
“This is very inappropriate given recent events and you should take it down,” one of her followers advised her.
Another commented “You might want to rethink this post in light of the recent school shootings. Clearly, it’s going to cause a problem. You make your own trouble.”
“So David gets fired over the photo he posted and u come on posting this?” someone else asked. “Like there’s nothing wrong with your son playing with a toy gun but we all know u did this for a reaction?”
“Using ur son too? Sweet move for more haters.”
Isn’t it though?
But despite all the criticism she got for the photos, Jenelle didn’t back down.
She responded to all the comments by explaining “This is a toy gun that I just bought Kaiser and he absolutely loves. Everyday he goes outside to ‘find something to hunt."”
“Let boys be boys. My kids are Country Boys so everyone needs to get over that part.”
There are so many things wrong with what she said that it’s hard to know where to begin, but let’s try anyway, OK?
One, since when were her kids “country boys”? Does her current soulmate determine her children’s identities? Because she was never into “country” stuff before David.
Also one of her kids is a girl?
Two, you can’t write off any valid criticism anyone has about your parenting with the saying “let boys be boys.” It’s not like all boys are required to like guns.
Three, she’s completely ignoring the fact that many people don’t even have an issue with Kaiser having a toy gun — it’s simply an issue of timing.
It’s not hard to not post photos like these when it could affect your livelihood, or after so many people were killed in such a tragic shooting.
As many of her followers pointed out, it’s pretty clear that she’s just looking for some attention with this.
Well, we hope you enjoy it, Jenelle. After all, if you get fired, you’ll only get so much more of it.
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Donald Trump "S***hole President" Toys Might Be a Thing Soon
Donald Trump’s s***hole comment could be coming back to haunt him in a big/little way … toys! A Florida-based graphic designer named Gaynor Evans-Wilson just filed a trademark application in hopes of locking down “S***hole President” with an eye…
Thursday, November 30, 2017
Meredith Vieira Once Called Out Matt Lauer for "Huge Bag of Sex Toys"
Meredith Vieira brought up a “bag of sex toys” she once found in Matt Lauer’s office — and you gotta see how Matt expertly tap danced out of the awkward convo. The now-cringeworthy moment went down in 2016 when Matt and…
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Matt Lauer Exposed Himself, Gave Sex Toys as Gifts Claim Accusers
Matt Lauer exposed himself to a female co-worker, and gave another one a sex toy as a present — and that’s just the tip of the iceberg — according to dozens of current and former NBC staffers. The former “Today” co-host also allegedly enjoyed…
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Jessica Alba"s Honest Company Sues Company for "Honestly Cute" Brand Toys
Jessica Alba’s Honest Company is going after a baby toy manufacturer for ripping off its brand name AND its floral pattern … according to a new suit. Alba’s company claims another Delaware company — JAKKS Pacific — started cranking out baby and…
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Joel Osteen"s Lakewood Church in Houston Lined With Clothes, Toys, Towels
Joel Osteen’s Houston mega-church … and refugees are getting an official greeting from a ton of donated items. Lakewood Church’s lobby has been lined by piles of books, towels, toys, diapers, clothing and more … a stark contrast to what it…
Friday, March 31, 2017
"The Dudesons" Star Jukka Gets Blasted with Tacks, Toys and CACTUS! (VIDEO)
“The Dudesons” star Jukka Hilden took a big shot with a new stunt Friday … and it’s painfully entertaining to watch. Half of the 4-man stunt group from Finland joined us on “TMZ Live” Friday to show off a new feat of insanity — using a…
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Andre Johnson -- Drops $20k On Toys For Kids ... 80 Seconds To Shop!! (PHOTOS)
Santa Claus is 6’3″ and once ran the 40 in 4.41 seconds … ‘cause 7x Pro Bowler Andre Johnson just hooked a bunch of underprivileged kids up with almost $ 20,000 worth of toys. Johnson invited a group of kids to a Houston, Texas Toys “R” Us…
Andre Johnson -- Drops $20k On Toys For Kids ... 80 Seconds To Shop!! (PHOTOS)
Santa Claus is 6’3″ and once ran the 40 in 4.41 seconds … ‘cause 7x Pro Bowler Andre Johnson just hooked a bunch of underprivileged kids up with almost $ 20,000 worth of toys. Johnson invited a group of kids to a Houston, Texas Toys “R” Us…
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Kim Kardashian Shares Her Favorite SEX TOYS in V-Day Gift Guide
Just when you thought you had all you needed to know about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s sexual proclivities, the mom of two (three if you count Kanye) took to her app to share her sex toy recommendations – and just in time for Valentine’s Day!
Among the products posted in her Valentine’s Day gift guide “Behind Closed Doors” are:
- Couple’s vibrating cock ring
- Another vibe that looks like a mini bowling pin
- 50 Shades of Grey riding crop
- Edible undies
- Mesh handcuffs
- Chocolate body fondue
Sounds like she’s spiced things up quite a bit since her amateur sex tape with Ray J, which has been used by many as a solid alternative to Ambien.
Noticeably absent from this list, however, is any doo dad that might suggest any sort of butt play, because even though his ex Amber Rose made it clear that he did, Kanye West wants everyone to know that he most definitely does NOT like it like that.
YOU GOT THAT, EVERYBODY?
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS https://t.co/HG6CMPARxA pic.twitter.com/2ABaNIidLL
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 2, 2016
Oddly enough, Kim also suggests a stripper pole as part of her guide – a bit ironic since Kanye has criticized Amber on numerous occasions for her past occupation as an exotic dancer.
While there are a few reasonably-priced items on her list (like a book of sex coupons for $ 5 and a Let’s F**k The XXX Board Game for $ 10), Kim also encourages $ 86 rose petals and a $ 10,000 bottle of champagne.
But I suppose if you’re on a budget you can just pluck your own petals from a gas station bouquet and while you’re there grab a $ 5 bottle of Andre Brut.
See? Even we plebes can get kinky like Kimye with a little creativity.
Friday, September 18, 2015
Dakota Johnson Scores Sex Toys From Ellen DeGeneres, Teases 50 Shades Darker, And Confirms Her Single Status!
Dakota Johnson is ready to go Darker!
The 50 Shades Of Grey star stopped by Friday to tell Ellen DeGeneres about playing Johnny Depp‘s leading lady in her new movie Black Mass, but Ellen had a 50-track mind.
Dakota revealed who in her family has seen the movie, how it’s negatively affected her love life (she’s officially single!), and when she’ll shoot 50 Shades Darker!
Photos: Dakota Goes Topless On AnOther Magazine!
But the best part is when Ellen gifts gurl with some Ellen-themed S&M toys! They should sell those in stores!
Ch-ch-check out all the naughty and nice moments (below)!
[Image via EllenTube.]
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