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Sinbad on Louis C.K. He"s Shooting Himself in the Foot ... But Don"t Tell Comedians Who to Joke About!!!
Showing posts with label Himself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Himself. Show all posts
Friday, January 4, 2019
Sinbad on Louis C.K. He"s Shooting Himself in the Foot ... But Don"t Tell Comedians Who to Joke About!!!
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Tekashi69 Feds Reviewing Chief Keef Case In Which 69 Dimed Himself Out
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Tekashi69 might have way more legal woes on the horizon than the full plate he’s already dealing with, ’cause the feds are looking into the Chief Keef shooting case, in which cops think 6ix9ine implicated himself on tape.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the...
Tekashi69 Feds Reviewing Chief Keef Case In Which 69 Dimed Himself Out
Monday, December 3, 2018
Lil Xan Checks Himself into Rehab
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Lil Xan has just checked himself into rehab.
The rapper’s girlfriend, Annie, posted Sunday on Xan’s Instagram account “Diego was just admitted into his first treatment.” She went on to say, “He loves each and every one of you sending good wishes ...
Lil Xan Checks Himself into Rehab
Lil Xan Checks Himself into Rehab
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Lil Xan has just checked himself into rehab.
The rapper’s girlfriend, Annie, posted Sunday on Xan’s Instagram account “Diego was just admitted into his first treatment.” She went on to say, “He loves each and every one of you sending good wishes ...
Lil Xan Checks Himself into Rehab
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Angela Simmons" Ex-Fiance"s Alleged Killer Turns Himself in and Charged with Murder
The man who allegedly shot and killed Angela Simmons’ ex-fiance has turned himself into authorities … TMZ has learned. The lawyer for Michael Williams tells TMZ … Williams turned himself into the Atlanta Police Dept. just moments ago.…
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Kevin Love Shaves His Beard, Nicks Himself Twice
Who is this 6th grader and what has he done with Kevin Love?! That clean-shaven dude you’re lookin’ at is actually the Cleveland Cavaliers superstar (seriously, we promise it’s him) … and he showed off a VERY youthful look on Friday. Before…
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Naughty By Nature"s Treach Calls for Eli Manning to Bench Himself
This is the most respectful way we’ve ever seen anyone call for a QB to hit the pine … The guy calling for Eli Manning to bench himself is Treach — the leader of Naughty By Nature — who happens to be a HUGE fan of the NY Giants. …
Tuesday, August 28, 2018
WWE Fan Threatens to Shoot Himself at "WWE Raw" in Toronto
A WWE fan threatened suicide at a “WWE Raw” event in Toronto after claiming he snuck his gun into the venue … and vowing to off himself on the air. The man — who goes by Jason Sensation online — tweeted out an ominous message Monday afternoon,…
Sunday, August 26, 2018
Taylor Swift Sings "Tim McGraw" with Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Himself
Taylor Swift’s Nashville show this weekend got pretty meta when she brought out the subject of her debut single on stage with her — but it was equally awesome too. Tay leaned into her country roots Saturday performing at Nissan Stadium in Music…
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
Jenelle Evans" Drug Dealer Introduces Himself to the World
Many reality stars have prompted the question, is this person on drugs?
So in that respect, Jenelle Evans has a lot of company.
But in one important way, the Carolina Hurricane is in a class of her own:
Not only do we know for a fact that she"s on drugs, we know her substance abuse is so severe that many who know her best are amazed she"s not dead or in prison.
Jenelle has admitted to smoking pot while pregnant; she"s been imprisoned for possession on countless occasions; and she"s nearly lost her life to overdoses.
Needless to say, Jenelle"s drug dealer is one of the most important people in her life, and now, for the first time, we get to meet this elusive figure.
1. The Substance Lover
Pills, pot, other drugs normalk people have never even heard of that also start with “p” … you name it,m Jenelle’s done it.
2. Partners In Crime
Jenelle and David both seem to enjoy getting faded, which is one of the very few things that makes their marriage “work.”
3. Life on the Land
Jenelle and David live in the middle of freakin’ nowhere, which can create problems for people who enjoy illicit substances.
4. Making It Work
But the Easons have apparently discovered a solution. It seems their neighborhood features a drug delivery system.
5. Eco-Friendly
As a bonus, the friendly neighborhood dopeman even gets around via bicycle. No carbon footprint here!
6. The Stranger in the Woods
But like all mythical creatures, Jenelle and David’s is seldom seen by mere mortals — which is why it’s so exciting that two locals recently caught a glimpse of the elusive beast …
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
Casanova Turns Himself in to Cops After Alleged Attack on Woman
Casanova just turned himself in to police after catching wind that he was a wanted man — this after he allegedly attacked a woman in brutal fashion for using her phone. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the “Set Trippin” rapper surrendered to…
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
LB Bonner 911 Call: Did the Star Try Save Himself?
We have a surprising update on the death of LB Bonner.
As previously reported, the former fan favorite on My 600-lb Life was found dead in a ditch nearly two weeks ago.
A handful of follow-up reports confirmed that Bonner shot himself in the head, bringing a tragic end to a life that saw its many shares of ups and downs.
At the time Bonner appeared on My 600-lb Life, he weighed well over 600 pounds.
He had fallen into a dark depression following a car accident in 2013 that required his leg to be amputated.
However, during his run on the popular reality series, Bonner committed himself to dieting and exercise, while also undergoing lap band surgery, and eventually dropped over 300 pounds.
He was considered a major success story.
Sadly, however, true depression never really goes away… and those close to Bonner have said they saw signs of his mental decline over the past few weeks.
This is the surprising new piece of information, however:
As featured on this page, Bonner actually dials 911 prior to taking his own life.
TMZ has obtained a recording of this call, which features a dispatcher repeatedly asking Bonner for his location.
She says she cannot understand what Bonner is saying and the line is eventually disconnected.
When the operator calls Bonner back, it goes to his voicemail.
Was Bonner having second thoughts?
Did he call in the hope that he could be talked out of suicide and/or in an attempt to get someone out to rescue him?
And then he perhaps took it as some sort of sign when his message was unable to be received and he then went through with the horrible act?
We"ll never known, of course. But we can"t help but ask these kinds of questions.
Elsewhere in this video, we hear Bonner mother also call 911.
She says that her son had been posting threats about hurting himself online and she was afraid he was going to "do something stupid."
Just so very tragic all around.
Click PLAY to hear what we have to assume were Bonner"s final words, and then to hear his mom talk about the state in which her son was in and her ongoing concern for his well-being.
RIP.
Monday, August 6, 2018
Lance Bass Screwed Himself in "Brady Bunch" House Sale
Lance Bass shot himself in the foot in the ‘Brady Bunch’ house bidding war he recently lost by celebrating too early when the deal wasn’t done yet … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the deal tell us Lance essentially opened the flood gates for…
Thursday, July 26, 2018
LeBron James Regrets Naming Kid After Himself
LeBron James says he regrets naming his 14-year-old son LeBron James Jr. — because he’s concerned about all of the pressure that comes with it. The NBA superstar was opening up about his family to Jon Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Odell Beckham Jr. and…
Monday, July 23, 2018
United Airlines Shrugs at Perv Going to Town on Himself Under Blanket
Flying on an airplane is already an unpleasant enough experience. You’re rocketing through the clouds in an overcrowded tube.
One woman says that she awoke to find the man beside her masturbating beneath the blanket.
To make matters worse, she says that United took a month and a half to respond to her complaint — and that their response was an insult.
Her post begins with “*Trigger Warning*”
That is a great reminder that, though the term has been mocked into near-disuse by douchecanoes on the internet, “trigger warning” is a useful warning for people who aren’t eager to relive the worst moments of their lives.
“On June 4th I was on a #unitedairlines flight from Heathrow to Chicago,” her post explains.
“On this flight,” she continues. “The man next to me started masturbating.”
Gross!
Masturbation in and of itself is a very healthy activity. Masturbating in public in front of a captive audience is absolutely disgusting.
“I woke up,” she describes. “And saw him touching himself under a blanket.”
That sounds like such an unpleasant experience.
“I woke the woman next to me,” she writes. “And got out of there to tell a flight attendant.”
She then says that “the attendants checked and confirmed that he was masturbating in public.”
What a weird job flight attendants have.
“Once I got up the woman next to me saw and she also got up,” she explains. “They gave us new seats.”
Unfortunately, she says that the flight crew was insensitive about the issue.
“They then started making jokes about the situation,” she says. “Asking ‘what perfume are you wearing’ and excusing him saying ‘he’s had a bit of wine."”
Obviously, no type of perfume and no amount of alcohol excuses that.
She laments that “no one stopped him.”
“He was allowed to finish,” she writes. And here is where it gets worse.
She alleges that the masturbating passenger did all of this “with a child sitting closely by.”
“After exiting the plane first to talk to security,” she writes. “The security guard asked me if I’d like an apology from the offender.”
That sounds … absurd.
She says: “I immediately rejected the request.”
“It took @unitedairlines a month an a half to respond to my complaint,” she reveals. “And I received this email today.”
That email being the above image saying that there’s nothing that they can do.
“I am appalled at the lack of action taken in this situation in which as a woman, I was terrified.”
If you’re wondering why she was frightened rather than merely disgusted, it is important to remember that men who harass women by doing things like flashing or masturbating are sometimes working themselves up to commit assault.
“This man is clearly capable of much more,” she explains.
“So women and men out there,” she says. “Pick an airline that cares about your safety.”
She writes: “#unitedairlines referring to being assaulted on one of your flight as a ‘uncomfortable experience’ is a bit of an understatement.”
“Your lack of action is disgusting,” she says, tagging: “@united #unitedairlines #metoo”
While, going off of her description, the word assault doesn’t look accurate, that is a horrible, harrowing situation that absolutely should never have happened.
We’ve heard stories of women who were physically assaulted on planes, and in some of those cases, the perpetrator was also touching himself.
This definitely sounds like a #MeToo story. And it sounds like some professionals on the plane who should have known better were very insensitive about it.
Needless to say, the presence of a child in proximity to the alleged public masturbator is also alarming.
We understand that flight attendants possibly don’t train for this situation and probably hoped to avoid making an incident worse.
But … one would hope that United would be more apologetic.
Ryan Lochte Busted for Breaking Anti-Doping Rules After Snitching on Himself
Ryan Lochte has found himself in hot water again … this time, the Olympian has been busted for violating the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency’s rules … and he basically snitched on himself. Lochte — who was part of the Team USA swim team’s infamous gas…
Ryan Lochte Busted for Breaking Anti-Doping Rules After Snitching on Himself
Ryan Lochte has found himself in hot water again … this time, the Olympian has been busted for violating the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency’s rules … and he basically snitched on himself. Lochte — who was part of the Team USA swim team’s infamous gas…
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Sen. Ed Markey Says President Trump Chose Himself Over U.S. by Siding with Putin
President Trump threw the U.S. under the bus by publicly taking Vladimir Putin’s word that Russia didn’t meddle in the 2016 election … so says Massachusetts’ U.S. senator. We got Sen. Ed Markey Monday in D.C. and he said Trump’s display in…
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Joey Chestnut Begins Starving Himself For Hot Dog Eating Contest
Hot dog scarfing legend Joey Chestnut is already preparing his body for war — officially cutting off solid foods so he can be ready for the July 4th eating competition at Coney Island!!! “I’ve already stopped eating,” Chestnut told us Tuesday in…
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Evander Holyfield Wears a Shirt Quoting Himself
Evander Holyfield believes in the wisdom of Evander Holyfield … which is why he wears T-shirts with quotes from Evander Holyfield. We spotted the champ out at Reagan National Airport — and, while our photog wanted to talk about the World…
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