Acclaimed director Peter Farrelly is apologizing to Cameron Diaz and others for repeatedly flashing his penis on movie sets back in the day, which he now calls a poor attempt at humor.
Peter’s public apology comes after Cameron’s interviews from 20 years ago resurfaced. The ...
Director Peter Farrelly Sorry I Flashed My Penis at Cameron Diaz ... "It Makes Me Cringe Now"
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Thursday, January 10, 2019
Director Peter Farrelly Sorry I Flashed My Penis at Cameron Diaz ... "It Makes Me Cringe Now"
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Jon Jones Swears Off Penis Pills, "More Foreplay!"
Jon Jones swears he’s a changed man … and that means NO MORE PENIS ENHANCEMENT PILLS!! The UFC superstar was asked to reflect on what he’s learned during his 15-month suspension … and that’s when someone in the crowd shouted, “No more dick…
Monday, October 22, 2018
Florida Man Cuts Off Penis of Ex-Girlfriend"s New Boyfriend
The continuing adventures of Florida Man have taken a grim turn.
A vengeful ex-lover went to great lengths to find the new boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend.
He hit the man over the head with a tire iron, carved his initials into the man’s leg, and then cut off the man’s penis.
The Chicago Tribute reports that, on a judge’s orders, Florida man Justin Foster is being held on $ 1 million bond.
Foster is a Tallahassee resident, but he made the trek to Atlanta before flying to Chicago.
In Chicago, he rented a car and drove to Des Plaines.
It was in Des Plaines that the alleged crime went down.
Foster apparently approached the 26-year-old boyfriend of his former lover before the violence began.
According to police, after Foster approached the victim, he struck him over the head with a tire iron.
The victim was then rendered unconscious, but Foster was allegedly just getting started.
He is said to have then carved initials — which initials are unclear, but many have assumed that they were his own — into the victim’s leg.
Foster then allegedly cut off the man’s penis.
Every single part of that is horrifying.
According to detectives, Foster then tossed the penis over a fence.
The victim was then dragged behind a parked car.
It is there that Foster allegedly left the victim in a growing pool of his own blood.
The victim was found by someone who was passing by.
Emergency services were contacted and he was rushed to the emergency room.
In the mean time, Foster boarded a flight back to Atlanta.
Foster was arrested on August 27.
He was extradited back to Illinois in September.
He has been charged with attempted murder, which is appropriate since his assault could have easily claimed the victim’s life.
There was more to it than the horrific mutilation.
The victim received permanent brain damage from the tire iron blow to the head.
Whacking someone over the head with a heavy object isn’t like what you see on television, folks.
Hitting someone hard enough to knock them out means hitting someone hard enough to damage them or even to kill them.
This is a truly gruesome case on every level.
Based upon what we know, it appears that the sole motive was that the victim was dating Justin Foster’s ex-girlfriend.
This goes above and beyond most of the horror stories about jealous exes that we’ve ever heard.
It sounds like Justin Foster may be the worst incarnation of Florida Man.
For now, anyway. …
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
President Trump Calls Stormy Daniels "Horseface," She Responds with Penis Joke
Grab your popcorn – President Trump and Stormy Daniels are trading biting insults, directly at each other, and as you’d probably expect he started it, she finished with … a d**k joke. First, POTUS did what he does Tuesday morning ……
Monday, September 24, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh Faces New Accuser Who Says He Put His Penis in Her Face
Judge Brett Kavanaugh is now facing a new allegation from another woman who says he exposed himself without her consent during their college years at Yale. The New Yorker published a bombshell story Sunday ahead of Kavanaugh’s Thursday hearing in…
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Bruce Wayne"s Penis on Display in New "Batman: Damned" Comic Series
Batman fans are getting a good hard look at Bruce Wayne like never before — ‘cause the Dark Knight’s manhood is on display in a new comic that’s definitely not for kids. DC just added a new installment to their Black Label series with…
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Stormy Daniels Writes at Length About Donald Trump"s "Unusual Penis"
Stormy Daniels is coming … out with a new book.
The strong and proud porn star has penned "Full Disclosure," a memoir that mostly details her affair with Donald Trump.
The affair took place prior to Trump being elected President and Daniels writes in the book that she was in literal shock as Trump continued to win primary after primary in 2016.
But who really cares about her political opinions, right?
We know you"re all here to read what Daniels had to say about sex with Trump, and we promise:
She does not let you down.
Consider yourself warned and then click through the following photos and slides to see to whom Stormy Daniels compares the President of the United States.
1. Wait, Stormy Daniels Wrote a Book?
Yes. Does this really come as a surprise? It will reportedly tell her “whole story for the first time” and it will be available for purchase on October 2.
2. Who is Stormy Daniels Again?
Here’s a quick refresher: Daniels slept with Trump in 2006. She says they only had this one sexual encounter, but that she kept in touch with Trump for several years afterward. One month before the 2016 Presidential Election, Trump has admitted to paying Daniels $ 130,000 in exchange for her silence over the affair.
3. HOWEVER…
Trump never signed this non-disclosure agreement and says he won’t be enforcing it and Daniels has been talking openly about their affair.
4. Oh, and Trump May Have Committed a Campaign Finance Violation with This Payment
It seems like he almost definitely did so. But that isn’t the point right now.
5. What IS the Point Right Now?
Explicitly, how Daniels described the President’s unit. She gets into GROSS detail about it in this book. Are you ready to read it? Are you certain?
6. Okay. Here It Is:
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…”
Friday, August 17, 2018
Ohio State"s Zach Smith Took Penis Pics In White House, Ex-Wife Claims
Ex-Ohio State assistant football coach Zach Smith took pictures of his penis while inside the White House during a 2015 team visit to celebrate the OSU national championship … so says his ex-wife. But, Smith’s attorney says the penis in…
Sunday, July 8, 2018
Jamie Foxx is Off the Hook for Alleged 2002 Penis Slapping Incident
Jamie Foxx won’t face any charges for allegedly striking a woman in the face with his penis back in 2002, because the case has been closed … TMZ has learned. Las Vegas PD tells us … Foxx is in the clear — at least criminally — because the…
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Jamie Foxx: Accused of Slapping a Woman with His Penis
These days, Jamie Foxx is all about Katie Holmes. But, according to an accusation, in 2002, he slapped a woman in the face with his penis.
There’s a little more to the allegations, and the woman has come forward and reported the incident to police.
Foxx is dismissing the story as “absurd” and has vowed to fight back.
We know that there’s a temptation to make jokes or to come up with funny nicknames for the incident, like cock-boxing or penis-popping or whatever.
But one way or the other, this allegation is serious, so let’s take a look at the details.
TMZ reports that Jamie Foxx’s accuser says that this incident happened 16 years ago, in 2002.
She says that she and a friend were attending a party at his house.
Foxx allegedly tried to get her to perform oral sex on him. She refused.
She says that he struck her in the face with his penis.
After she refused to perform on him, she says that one of Foxx’s friends instructed her to leave the house.
The incident, she says, was severe enough that she went to the hospital the next day to undergo treatment for a severe panic attack.
She says that the #MeToo movement is what inspired her to come forward with the incident from 16 years ago.
So much about this incident is unclear, including whether or not the alleged penile strike was intentional (since penises can be unwieldy beasts).
But conventional wisdom says that if your penis is accidentally hitting someone who doesn’t want to touch it, you’ve probably done something wrong.
But Foxx isn’t arguing that this alleged sexual misconduct was a misunderstanding.
In a statement to TMZ, Foxx’s attorney, Allison Hart of Lavely & Singer, says:
“Jamie emphatically denies that this incident ever occurred,” she says.
That’s very different from saying that it was an accident or misunderstanding.
Hart continues: “And he will be filing a report with the Las Vegas Police Department against the woman for filing a false police report against him.”
And that is a very aggressive response.
Hart had more to say.
“The first time [Jamie] became aware of this woman’s absurd claims about an incident that supposedly occurred 16 years ago,” Hart says. “Was when TMZ contacted his representatives [Tuesday] about this story.”
That’s a hell of a way to find out that you’re accused of wrongdoing.
And Hart says that there’s a reason that we’re all first hearing about htis now.
“The alleged incident was not reported to law enforcement in 2002, or at any other time in the last 16 years until last Friday because the incident never happened,” she says.
She is certainly defending her client very thoroughly.
So, is Hart right?
Is this a much-feared incident of a false allegation of sexual misconduct, inspired by so many very real #MeToo stories?
Or does she have some sort of evidence or outcry witness (or perhaps medical documentation of the panic attack) to back up her report?
Some wonder if Foxx simply has no memory of trying to convince a woman to perform oral sex on him, but that this woman was traumatized by the experience.
It is not uncommon for one person to have a very bad night while the person whom they hold responsible for it never noticed.
it is unclear what the accuser expects to come of her report, but it sounds like — whatever may have happened — this woman has felt haunted for a long time.
Woman Claims Jamie Foxx Hit Her with Penis in 2002, He"s Fighting Back Legally
Jamie Foxx is being accused of slapping a woman with his penis nearly 16 years ago, and although she’s now gone to police … Foxx says it’s an “absurd” lie, and he’s going after her, legally … TMZ has learned. The alleged assault happened in Las…
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott Flash Penis Guns at Nightclub
Teammates who buy dongs together … Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott decided to take their guys trip to Florida to the next level — by buying a bunch of penis squirt guns … and rocking them to the nightclub! Here’s what happened…
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Desiigner Off the Hook in Alleged Penis Exposure Case
Desiigner won’t have to answer for allegedly flashing a NYC motorist — ‘cause the cameras that were in position to capture his penis simply weren’t close enough … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us that detectives on Desiigner’s…
Desiigner Off the Hook in Alleged Penis Exposure Case
Desiigner won’t have to answer for allegedly flashing a NYC motorist — ‘cause the cameras that were in position to capture his penis simply weren’t close enough … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us that detectives on Desiigner’s…
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Rich Rodriguez to Accuser: I Didn"t Show You My Penis, And I Got Proof!
Rich Rodriguez is firing back at his ex-assistant accusing him of sexual harassment — saying her claim he grabbed his wiener in front of her is such complete bullcrap, he took a lie detector test to prove it. It’s all outlined in…
Friday, February 23, 2018
Olympics Invaded By Fat Streaker with Monkey Penis Pouch
Ever seen a fat guy in a tutu try to streak the Olympics with his wiener tucked firmly in a monkey penis holder? Well, good news … That’s how it went down at the Men’s 1,000m Speed Skating event in Pyeongchang early Friday morning — and it…
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Shaun White: What About His Penis Pics?
Throughout the #MeToo movement, one group of alleged sex monsters have managed to totally avoid facing any consequences: men who had already been accused long before Weinstein’s downfall.
Right now, Shaun White is at the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics, cementing his legacy.
But, as we look at the allegations, fans of winter sports should ask themselves: does Shaun White really deserve their support?
Before we talk about the allegations against Shaun White, let’s talk about his better-known public misbehavior.
Several years ago — back in 2012, when people thought that the world was going to end but didn’t realize that it would be long, drawn out, and presided over by a malevolent orange — Shaun White was arrested for vandalism and public intoxication.
Allegedly reeking of alcohol, Shaun White pulled a fire alarm in his hotel, prompting the building’s evacuation.
He then apparently grappled a bit with someone who tried to stop him from fleeing the scene, and ended up being arrested.
Hey, we’re not judging anybody for drinking — but pulling a fire alarm can be dangerous or even lethal (if there’s a panic or if resources are diverted from a real fire). And, obviously, belligerence and alleged violence aren’t okay, either.
Unfortunately, there are more serious accusations against Shaun White.
In August of 2016, Lena Zawaideh — the drummer in Shaun White’s band, Bad Things, alleged in court documents that Shaun White had sexually harassed her.
Among the complaints was the allegation that Shaun had sent graphic images of a sexually explicit nature to her.
Shaun would later admit to having sent the messages.
In Feburary of 2017, Shaun’s team asked the court to compel Lena Zawaideh to undergo a psychological evaluation — we can’t speak to his team’s motives, but such orders are sometimes used as fishing expeditions or as an intimidation tactic.
Three months after the demand for an evaluation, however, Shaun White and his team agreed to pay Lena Dawaideh an undisclosed settlement.
The accusations include White sending her photos of erect penises, forcing her to watch sexually disturbing videos (including one which apparently sexualized human excrement!!), and making explicit comments about her relationship with her boyfriend.
She also describes Shaun White sticking his hand down his pants and walking over to her and pressing his hand into her face in an attempt to force her to smell his genitals by proxy.
Furthermore, she alleges that he used his position as the band’s “money guy” to make her change her look, including wearing her hair how he wanted it, not wearing red lipstick, and dressing in more revealing and provocative outfits.
They were in a band, but a lot of this sounds like workplace sexual harassment.
On Wednesday afternoon, Shaun White was interviewed at an Olympic Committee news conference.
Not only were no female reporters called on to ask questions, but when asked about the allegations against him, Shaun replied:
“Honestly, I’m here to talk about the Olympics, not gossip.”
That’s … incredibly dismissive.
“I am who I am, and I’m proud of who I am and my friends love me and vouch for me and I think that stands on its own.”
Now, at least, Shaun White has apologized. Well, he’s apologized for being dismissive.
Speaking to Today’s Savannah Guthrie, Shaun White said:
“I’m truly sorry that I chose the word gossip. It was a poor choice of words to describe such a sensitive subject in the world today. I’m just truly sorry. I was so overwhelmed with just wanting to talk about how amazing today was and share my experience.”
He added that he’s proud of who he is today.
Some wonder if Shaun White is accustomed to being able to dismiss and charm his way out of questions like that, and if the cultural impact of #MeToo is making serious allegations of bad behavior harder for people to ignore.
Of course, Shaun White was also excoriated by Twitter for dragging an American flag on the ground. For an Olympic champion, he’s having a relatively bad day.
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Desiigner Penis Pic Wanted by Cops To Support Exposure Case
NYPD detectives want to get their hands on footage of Desiigner’s junk as part of the investigation into a potential exposure case … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us NYPD is planning to subpoena footage from privately owned…
Desiigner Penis Pic Wanted by Cops To Support Exposure Case
NYPD detectives want to get their hands on footage of Desiigner’s junk as part of the investigation into a potential exposure case … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us NYPD is planning to subpoena footage from privately owned…
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Stormy Daniels: I Know ALL About Donald Trump"s Penis!
When it comes to mediocre sex with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels claims to have all the receipts.
As previously reported in TMI-laden detail, the porn star reportedly carried on a lengthy affair with Donald Trump back in 2006.
Investigative reporting by The Wall Street Journal and other outlets have uncovered a $ 130,000 payment that was made to Daniels just prior to the 2016 Presidential election.
Daniels allegedly accepted this payout in exchange for keeping quiet about her pervasive banging of the current President, which took place just after Melania Trump gave birth to the couple’s son, Barron.
However, In Touch Weekly actually spoke to Daniels in 2011 and has now released the entire transcript of its chat with the adult entertainer.
Earlier excerpts revealed that Trump isn’t anything special in bed.
“[The sex] was textbook generic,” Daniels told the tabloid.
(And this is a woman who has been around the bedpost, if you know what we mean. No judgment.)
Now, as mentioned above, In Touch has made public its full chat with Daniels… and it sure is a doozy!
Among the tidbits relayed to the magazine by Daniels:
- The pair met at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe.
- Daniels gave Trump her phone number, but only ever communication with him through a bodyguard named Keith.
- She met Trump in his hotel room several weeks after their introduction and had dinner with him there.
- She wasn’t so much attracted to Trump as she was “fascinated,” saying: Would you be? “I was definitely stimulated. We had a really good banter. Good conversation for a couple hours. I could tell he was nice, intelligent in conversation.”
- Trump never really mentioned Melania and never really told Daniels to keep their sex a secret.
- As for the intercourse…
“The sex was nothing crazy. He wasn’t like, chain me to the bed or anything. It was one position,” she said in 2011, adding:
“I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to. He definitely seemed smitten after that. He was like, “I wanna see you again, when can I see you again?”
Daniels went on to say that Trump held the possibility of her appearing on The Apprentice over her head for about a year.
He insisted her could get her a role on the reality show, which she says is why she kept sleeping with him for so long.
She also said the stars did NOT use protection, continuing of the intercourse:
“It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do. It wasn’t bad. Don’t get me wrong.”
Through his personal attorney, Michael Cohen, Trump has “vehemently” denied accusations that he slept with Daniels and that he paid her to keep quiet about it.
We suggest you pick up the latest copy of In Touch Weekly and decide for yourself whether you believe all Daniels has to say.
Either that, or you can just believe Donald Trump… because he’s been nothing but a sincere teller of truths throughout his public life, right?
No? He hasn’t been?
Like we said, you can make up your own mind about this story.
For now, though, we need to go throw up a lot due to all the references here to Trump’s penis.
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