Stormy Daniels Writes at Length About Donald Trump"s "Unusual Penis"

Stormy Daniels is coming … out with a new book.

The strong and proud porn star has penned "Full Disclosure," a memoir that mostly details her affair with Donald Trump.

The affair took place prior to Trump being elected President and Daniels writes in the book that she was in literal shock as Trump continued to win primary after primary in 2016.

But who really cares about her political opinions, right?

We know you"re all here to read what Daniels had to say about sex with Trump, and we promise:

She does not let you down.

Consider yourself warned and then click through the following photos and slides to see to whom Stormy Daniels compares the President of the United States.

1. Wait, Stormy Daniels Wrote a Book?

Yes. Does this really come as a surprise? It will reportedly tell her “whole story for the first time” and it will be available for purchase on October 2.

2. Who is Stormy Daniels Again?

Here’s a quick refresher: Daniels slept with Trump in 2006. She says they only had this one sexual encounter, but that she kept in touch with Trump for several years afterward. One month before the 2016 Presidential Election, Trump has admitted to paying Daniels $ 130,000 in exchange for her silence over the affair.

3. HOWEVER…

Trump never signed this non-disclosure agreement and says he won’t be enforcing it and Daniels has been talking openly about their affair.

4. Oh, and Trump May Have Committed a Campaign Finance Violation with This Payment

It seems like he almost definitely did so. But that isn’t the point right now.

5. What IS the Point Right Now?

Explicitly, how Daniels described the President’s unit. She gets into GROSS detail about it in this book. Are you ready to read it? Are you certain?

6. Okay. Here It Is:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…”

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Gretchen Wilson Arrested for Disturbance on Airplane (See Her Unusual Mug Shot!)

Gretchen Wilson, the country artist likely best known for the 2004 hit “Redneck Woman,” was arrested after an incident on an airplane, Tuesday, multiple outlets have confirmed.

And she’s now responsible for one of the most memorable celebrity mug shots of all-time as a result.

Before we get to that, however, consider the details of what allegedly transpired…

Connecticut State Police have confirmed that the 45-year old singer was taken into custody on Tuesday night about 7:15 p.m.

Wilson was on a flight landing at Bradley International Airport in Windsor Locks, Connecticut when she allegedly created some kind of “minor disturbance” aboard the plane.

As a resukt, cops actually her near the vehicle after it hit the ground.

“While interviewing the accused on the jetway, she became belligerent “toward officers and caused a ‘disturbance,’” according to the arrest report.

The star was “ultimately taken into custody for Breach of Peace,” the report adds.

Shortly thereafter, she managed to close her eyes, look down and somehow NOT be centered for her mug shot.

You don’t see that combination very often…

Wilson is expected in court on Wednesday.

A resident of Lebanon, Tennessee, Wilson was scheduled to perform at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut on Wednesday, hence why she was touching down in the area on Tuesday evening.

We can’t say for certain, but it seems unlikely at this point that she’ll hit that stage as planned.

The 2005 Grammy Award winner’s latest album, Ready to Get Rowdy, was release in June 2017.

She famously crooned, “I ain’t no high-class broad” in her aforementioned hit track, and has established a reputation for herself as being somewhat of a rebel.

So we guess this act fits.

“Redneck Woman” was the lead single off Wilson’s debut album, “Here for the Party.”

It climbed all the way to number-one on the country charts.

Her second album, “All Jacked Up,” came out a year later — and the title track became the highest-debuting song for a female country artist.

Away from the microphone, the singer has also been known for the time, effort and money she gives to various charities, including being an advocate for adult education.

In 2008, she completed her GED and has since testified before Congress about the importance of support for adult learners.

Her bail has been set at $ 1,000.

View Slideshow: 23 Most Memorable Celebrity Mug Shots of All-Time

UPDATE:

Wilson’s troubles allegedly began when she tried to use the airplane’s restroom.

Per WFSB, the artist grew impatient while waiting in line and knocked on the bathroom door.

Other passengers have stated that this appeared to irritate the woman who was inside… as proven by the door being swung open and nearly colliding with Wilson.

The two then had a brief verbal spat.

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Meghan Markle: See Her Unusual Coat of Arms!

Meghan Markle rose to fame due to her role on the USA Network hit drama Suits.

But she is now making news for a specific kind of coat.

A coat of arms, that is!

Less than a week after Markle‘s royal wedding to Prince Harry, the newly minted Duchess of Sussex has received a very special gift, one her half-sibling can’t believe she actually deserves.

On Friday morning, Markle was presented with her own coat of arms by Kensington Palace.

This was a bit unusual and even the cause of a smidgeon of controversy because the traditional design, customized with colors and symbols, is typically given to the father of the bride.

However, this break royal tradition was forced to be made after Thomas Markle suffered a heart attack.

He also embroiled himself in photo scandal in which he admitted to paying paparazzo to snap flattering pictures of him.

As a result, Markle’s dad did not attend the wedding and can’t really be included in any of the customs or traditions affilated with it.

Said the palace in a statement today:

“A Coat of Arms has been created for The Duchess of Sussex. The design of the Arms was agreed and approved by Her Majesty The Queen and Mr. Thomas Woodcock (Garter King of Arms and Senior Herald in England), who is based at the College of Arms in London.”

And here it is!

What is this special seal all about?

The blue background represents the Pacific Ocean off the California coast, while the two golden rays across the shield are symbolic of the sunshine of Meghan’s hometown of Los Angeles.

Whomever would have thought that a Duchess would be gifted with a reminder that she really is a California girl at heart?

The Royal Family really has come a long way and we applaud them for changing with the times.

Elsewhere, the trio of quills represent communication and the power of words, a likely reflection of Markle’s outspoken activism and her former lifestyle blog, The Tig.

Let’s keep looking around the Coat, shall we?

Right below the shield on the grass is a collection of golden poppies, which are California’s state flower.

There’s also wintersweet, which grows at Kensington Palace, directly outside Meghan and Harry’s cozy Nottingham cottage actually.

Added the palace in its official description:

It is customary for Supporters of the shield to be assigned to Members of the Royal Family, and for wives of Members of the Royal Family to have one of their husband’s Supporters and one relating to themselves.

The Supporter relating to The Duchess of Sussex is a songbird with wings elevated as if flying and an open beak, which with the quill represents the power of communication.

Now that the brand new Royal has received her coat of arms, she and her husband can get their own “conjugal coat of arms,” which will likely be officially unveiled in a couple years.

William and Kate Middleton’s, for example, made its debut in September of 2013, two-plus years after their April 2011 wedding.

Said Mr. Thomas Woodcock, Garter King of Arms said:

“The Duchess of Sussex took a great interest in the design. Good heraldic design is nearly always simple and the Arms of The Duchess of Sussex stand well beside the historic beauty of the quartered British Royal Arms.

“Heraldry as a means of identification has flourished in Europe for almost nine hundred years and is associated with both individual people and great corporate bodies such as Cities, Universities and for instance the Livery Companies in the City of London.”

We love it!

And we love these two as a couple.

Best of luck on your hot baby-making sex, Megs and Har!

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Meghan Markle Blindsides Royals With Unusual Wedding Request!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will soon be married, thus signaling the start of both the American takeover of the royal family and the launch of an exciting new reality series/Suits mashup entitled Royal Flush.

Okay, we may have made those last parts up, but the important thing is, Harry and Meghan’s wedding date and venue are set, and the royal-watchers of the world couldn’t be happier.

Of course, this also means the couple is under even greater scrutiny than before.

The Meg Mob wants to know every detail of the planning process, and they won’t be deterred by the fact that the actress would quite understandably like to keep certain things under wraps.

In recent weeks, questions about Meghan’s family have been circulating on social media, and while most public figures would shoot down the rumors of dysfunction, Ms. Markle is being admirably candid about the situation.

She’s made no secret of the fact that she’s not close with her sister, Samantha Markle, who’s using Meg’s sudden international fame to get her writing career off the ground with a tell-all memoir. Classy.

As for her parents, Meg has mostly managed to patch things up with her largely absentee father in recent years, but he rarely leaves the house, and it remains unclear if he’ll be in attendance at the wedding.

Fortunately, Meghan and her mother, Doria Ragland, are extremely close–so close, in fact, that Meg reportedly wants Doria to walk her down the aisle.

It’s a non-traditional decision, but of course, as a divorced American actress, Meghan is a non-traditional bride.

It’s not currently clear how the royals feel about her request to have her mother play such a large role in the ceremony, but sources say the royals are so utterly charmed by Meg that they’re unlikely to interfere with her plans.

Her parents have mostly kept quiet about their daughter’s upcoming wedding.

Though they’re divorced, Doria and Meg’s dad, Thomas Markle, issued a brief joint statement after news of their daughter’s engagement went public:

“We are incredibly happy for Meghan and Harry. Our daughter has always been a kind and loving person. To see her union with Harry, who shares the same qualities, is a source of great joy for us as parents,” they said at the time.

“We wish them a lifetime of happiness,” they added, “and are very excited for their future together.”

Other than that, the only word from Meghan’s dad comes from some Daily Mail reporters who caught up with him while he was purchasing beer and cigarettes near his home in Toronto.

“I’m very pleased,” said the “reclusive” 73-year-old when asked about Meg’s wedding.

“I’m delighted.” 

Whoa, Meg’s father is a recluse who only leaves the house to buy beer and cigarettes?

Not only should he be the one giving Meghan away, but his daughter should immediately call things off with Harry and hold off on getting married until she finds a guy who’s more like dear old dad.

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Kailyn Lowry Reveals VERY Unusual Baby Name!

It"s been nearly two months since Kailyn Lowry gave birth to her third son.

While Kailyn has revealed photos of "Baby Lo" and opened up to fans about the challenges that come with being a single mother of three, she refused to reveal the boy"s name.

Until now.

Check out the gallery below for fan reactions to the most unusual baby name in the entire Teen Mom franchise.

1. Kailyn and Baby Lo

Kailyn welcomed her third son on August 5. She recently told fans the boy was born “at 3 am on the dot.”

2. The Low-Down on Baby Lo

Kailyn was initially hesitant to reveal details about her third pregnancy. It was months before she so much as revealed the name of the baby’s father.

3. Kailyn and Chris Lopez

Kailyn got pregnant by Chris Lopez, a classmate at Delaware Sate University. They broke up shortly after he learned Kail was expecting.

4. Baby Lo and Father

Fortunately, despite initial rumors that Lopez had no interest in being a dad, he’s reportedly been a loving father and supportive co-parent.

5. Kailyn’s Support System

But Chris wasn’t in the picture for much of the pregnancy, and Kailyn received support mainly from her close network of friends. She’s said that they were the ones who helped her narrow down the list of potential names.

6. And It Was Quite a Process…

Kail says, “It only took us 7 weeks to decide a name and 8 weeks to make it official.” And now the moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived…

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Holly Madison Announces Unusual Baby Name

Holly Madison has revealed the name of her brand new baby.

And it’s not as unusual as the name of her first baby…

… but it’s close.

A week after welcoming a child into the world along with husband Pasquale Rotella, Madison shared the above photo on Instagram and included with it the following caption:

“I’m so happy to be at home with a healthy baby boy, Forest Leonardo Antonio Rotella.

“Thank you for all the kind comments over the past few days.”

So there you have it. The boy’s first name is Forest.

We can only assume he’ll run around the world and meet many famous people and become good friends with an Army Seargeant who lost his legs in battle.

Soon after giving birth for the second time, Madison posted the following adorable image online:

Madison made waves back in March of 2013 for naming her daughter Rainbow.

She defended the decision by saying Rainbow was named after a former classmate, explaining:

“She was a perfectly normal, well-adjusted, sporty girl… so I’m not worried about my daughter being ‘traumatized’ by having an unusual name.”

There remained some haters at the time, to which Holly wrote the following:

“I want my daughter to be proud of who she is and learn to speak up and stand up for herself at a young age.

“I spent most of my life being a people-pleaser who worried about what other people thought … and I don’t want that for her.”

It’s become pretty clear of late that Madison no longer cares as much about what other people think.

She has published a new memoir in which she GOES OFF on Hugh Hefner and life in the Playboy Mansion, writing that her life as a girlfriend of this magazine founder was total “Hell.”

“It was a constant struggle,” says Madison, who lived in the Playboy Mansion for seven years.

Yes, seven years.

“I was trying to sell this image of ‘Oh everything is so great here,’ but I was miserable inside,” she added.

We’re glad Holly has left this life behind and we wish her and her newly-expanded family nothing but the best.

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