Stormy Daniels is coming … out with a new book.
The strong and proud porn star has penned "Full Disclosure," a memoir that mostly details her affair with Donald Trump.
The affair took place prior to Trump being elected President and Daniels writes in the book that she was in literal shock as Trump continued to win primary after primary in 2016.
But who really cares about her political opinions, right?
We know you"re all here to read what Daniels had to say about sex with Trump, and we promise:
She does not let you down.
Consider yourself warned and then click through the following photos and slides to see to whom Stormy Daniels compares the President of the United States.
1. Wait, Stormy Daniels Wrote a Book?
Yes. Does this really come as a surprise? It will reportedly tell her “whole story for the first time” and it will be available for purchase on October 2.
2. Who is Stormy Daniels Again?
Here’s a quick refresher: Daniels slept with Trump in 2006. She says they only had this one sexual encounter, but that she kept in touch with Trump for several years afterward. One month before the 2016 Presidential Election, Trump has admitted to paying Daniels $ 130,000 in exchange for her silence over the affair.
3. HOWEVER…
Trump never signed this non-disclosure agreement and says he won’t be enforcing it and Daniels has been talking openly about their affair.
4. Oh, and Trump May Have Committed a Campaign Finance Violation with This Payment
It seems like he almost definitely did so. But that isn’t the point right now.
5. What IS the Point Right Now?
Explicitly, how Daniels described the President’s unit. She gets into GROSS detail about it in this book. Are you ready to read it? Are you certain?
6. Okay. Here It Is:
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…”