This Cell Block Tango Parody About Kim Davis Is The Funniest Thing You"ll See All Day!

This is just TOO perfect.

On Monday, one YouTube user made it clear he had a lot of strong feelings about Kim Davis‘ refusal to issue marriage certificates to same-sex couples.

User Randy Rainbow took to the video streaming site to share a silly and perfect parody to Cell Block Tango from Chicago, and it’s all about the Kentucky clerk!

[ Video: Did Candace Cameron Skip The View To Avoid Kim Davis Topic? ]

He sings about her bigotry, her biggest fan, Mike Huckabee, and her jail time, so its only fitting that he selected a song to spoof that’s about being in prison! LOL!

Now, even though it was uploaded before she was released, it’s definitely still worth a watch! Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

[Image via Carter County Detention Center.]

Your Morning Cereal Is About To Get A LOT Less Colorful! General Mills Is Removing All Artificial Ingredients INCLUDING Dyes!

No more Blue Moons and Purple Horseshoes?!

On Monday, General Mills announced that it will remove all artificial colors and flavors from its cereals!

Beginning with popular cereals like Trix, Cocoa Puffs and Reese’s Puffs, the cereal titan expects 90 percent of its cereal to go natural by the end of 2016, and the remaining 10 percent to be free of artificial colors and flavors by 2017!

[ Related: Ryan McHenry’s Final Vine Of Ryan Gosling Refusing To Eat Cereal Is AH-Mazing ]

This decision seems to be following the trend that customers have been growing wary of processed foods, resulting in many food companies systematically ridding their products of ingredients that don’t look natural.

Jim Murphy, president of General Mills U.S. cereal business, explained that customers don’t want labels full of “colors with numbers and ingredients you can’t pronounce.” He explained:

“Consumers increasingly want the ingredient list for their cereal to look like what they pull out of their pantry.”

We can expect colors like Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1 and other artificial dyes common in some cereals to be replaced by colors made from spices and fruit and vegetable juice concentrates!

[ Related: Diet Pepsi Will Soon Be Aspartame-Free! ]

Though removing artificial flavors isn’t that easy for certain marshmallow-filled cereals like Lucky Charms and Count Chocula. Marshmallows are more difficult to reformulate the colors without changing the taste, texture, and appearance!

Let’s hope the cereal company can keep their products just as colorful and tasty without any artificial ingredients.

If not, those kids might not be after those Lucky Charms for long!

[Image via General Mills.]

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'Blind Side' Star to Michael Oher -- Stop Complaining About Movie ... You're Rich, Famous, Loved

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The guy who played NFL star Michael Oher in “The Blind Side” says he understands why Oher would have beef with the movie … but says at the end of the day — GET OVER IT!!!! 

Oher recently bitched about the movie to ESPN … saying it hurt his NFL career because it set unrealistic expectations — “People look at me, and they take things away from me because of a movie. They don’t really see the skills and the kind of player I am.”

Now, actor Quinton Aaron has responded … saying he understands where Oher is coming from but says the positives that came out of that movie FAR OUTWEIGH the negatives.  

“You gotta at some point notice the amount of people’s lives this movie has touched in a positive, encouraging and inspiring manner.”

“At the end of the day bro you are a millionaire, you’re famous, you are a SuperBowl Champ, you have an amazing family that loves you, friends, fans and teammates.” 

“Who gives a damn about what people say or think who wanna criticize your game bro, that shouldn’t matter. Somebody is always gonna have something to say that you’re not gonna like.”

He concluded, “So what, you had a couple bad seasons, I believe you’ve got a lot more fuel in the tank so let’s start hashing out some good ones and forget what people think about you. I got your back brotha God Bless!” 

See also

• NFL Star Michael Oher — Custom Built


• 'Blind Side' Star — Hollywood's a Bitch


• 'Blind Side' Star Quinton Aaron — Forced Off a Flight … For Being Too Fat

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Holly Madison to Potential Playmates: Keep Your Clothes On!

Holly Madison is hoping to serve as a cautionary tale to other insecure, large-breasted blondes.

The former Playmate is on a promotional tour for her memoir (“Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny”) and told E! News how she responds when potential Playmates ask her for advice.

"I kind of advise against it," Madison says.

"It might seem like something fun and glamorous or rebellious and dangerous in your 20s, but guess what? When you're 30 or 40, you're not going to want those pictures floating around."

Unless you're Kim Kardashian, that is. She seems cool with her naked images being out there.

Madison continued, speaking of how Playboy holds all copyright over these pictures:

"You don't have control over them - someone else does.

"They can bring them out of the archives at any time. You don't have creative control over what the pictures look like. It's just something people should think about five times before doing."

Earlier this month, disturbing excerpts from Madison's book went viral, with Holly admitting she contemplated suicide in the past.

The busty blonde painted a VERY bleak picture of life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.

"I don't regret it because I learned a lot from the situation," Madison said of getting involved with Hefner when she was still in college.

"There were some good experiences that came along with the bad and I love where I ended up today. That's what life is. You can't really end up in a good place without going through some crazy stuff, too."

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