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Monday, July 2, 2018

John Witherspoon Rips LeBron James: You"ll Still Suck On the Lakers!

John Witherspoon doesn’t care one bit that LeBron James is heading to the Lakers … ‘cause the actor thinks LBJ “holds the ball too long” — and the Lakers will still be garbage with him!! We got the “Friday” star out at LAX … and when we asked…


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Sunday, June 17, 2018

Bear Jumps for Joy with Boy in Cutest Video You"ll See Today

Who says bears are big and scary animals who you should avoid at all costs if you see out in the wild?


Okay, fair enough:


A significant majority of bears are big and scary animals who you should avoid at all costs if you see out in the wild?


Heck, the bear featured in the following piece of amazing footage should probably even be avoided at all costs if you were to encounter him outside the safe confines of a zoo.


Fair warning uttered, however, allow us to now state something else…



… this bear is so gosh darn cute and precious and hilarious!


In a video first shared to Facebook by a man named Patrick Parker, the user"s five-year old son Ian is at the Nashville Zoo.


Specifically, he"s standing in front of the very thick glass that separates human patrons from four-legged display animals.


And when Ian starts jumping up and down in excitement?


The bear does the very same thing!



According to Ian"s dad, the two enjoyed a "10-minute jump session."


We"re not talking about some pure coincidence here, where the bear just happened to leap up at the same time as his short new friend.


We"re talking about a coordinated jumping game, one that took all onlookers by total and complete surprise.



The footage has thus far been Liked millions of times on Facebook…


… and it"s easy to see why!


Click PLAY to find out for yourself:


Bear jumps for joy with tiny zoo patron in cutest video youll se
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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Jenelle Evans to Nathan Griffith: You"ll Never See Our Son Again!


It"s hard to imagine how Jenelle Evans could possibly have time for all of her feuds.


She must wake up in the morning and immediately get to feuding.


She must cancel plans so that she can stay home and post Instagram videos defending David Eason for bullying 8-year-old girls on social media.


The whole thing would be impressive if it weren"t an obvious indicator of dangerous psychosis.


The latest target of Jenelle"s wrath is Nathan Griffith, the ex-fiancee with whom she"s still locked in an ugly custody battle over son Kaiser.


Jenelle thought she finally had Nathan beat over the weekend, and we all got to watch as the hilarity unfolded.




1. Happier Times


Nathan griffith jenelle evans selfie pic

Jenelle and Nathan didn’t last very long as a couple, and thankfully, they never made it to the altar. But they’re forever linked as a result of their 3-year-old son, Kaiser.



2. A Bitter Split


Jenelle evans and nathan griffith

The breakup between Jenelle and Nathan was an ugly one, and the two of them have proven chronically inept when it comes to working out a civil co-parenting relationship for the sake of their son.



3. Simultaneous Battles


Jenelle evans mother

Currently, Jenelle is waging a war on two fronts: She’s fighting her mother for custody of her oldest son, Jace, and she’s fighting Nathan for custody of Kaiser. Neither battle is going in her favor.



4. The Upper Hand


Nathan griffith shirtless

Conventional wisdom as of late has been that Nathan is certain to emerge victorious thanks to Jenelle’s controversial marriage to David Eason and her increasingly erratic behavior. Perhaps that’s why Evans attempted to sieze an opportunity this week.



5. Crashing the Party


Nathan griffith with ashley lanhardt

Over the weekend, Nathan helped celebrate the birthday of his girlfriend, Ashley Lanhardt. He also had custody of Kaiser, so when Jenelle saw party pics on Instagram, she flipped.



6. Jumping to Conclusions


Jenelle evans cracked out

Jenelle decided to interrupt the celebration by contacting David and his mother, Doris Davidson, in order to check on Kaiser’s safety and ensure that Davidson was supervising the visit. Of course, many believe Evans had an ulterior motive…


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Monday, April 9, 2018

Wendy Williams to Cardi B: You"ll Be Raising That Kid Alone!

Upon learning that Cardi B is pregnant, most people reacted with a mixture of surprise and happiness.


The popular artist made this reveal by rocking a tight white dress while performing on Saturday Night Live this weekend, making her sizable baby bump noticeable to all.


Here. See for yourself:




But while those with a heart gladly sent their best wishes to Cardi B and her fiance, Offset, Wendy Williams did the exact opposite.


She chose the occasion of this pregnancy announcement to hurl cruel and ignorant shade in the direction of the famous couple instead.


She did what she does best and most frequently, in other words.


“Now I don’t know if you know this, but Cardi’s engagement ring wasn’t on while she was performing [on SNL],” Williams said on air this morning, providing expert in-depth analysis and adding:


“You would think that a baby and an engagement ring would go hand in hand, especially at a time like this, you’re about to do the big reveal!”


Wendy is clearly on to something here.


There’s no reason at all why a woman would not wear an engagement ring while at her job, other than her having questions about the long-term prospects of her engagement.



Williams then went on speculate wildly, just as she did upon saying Travis Scott would leave Kylie Jenner.


“If she’s happy, fine,” Williams said about Cardi B, who she doesn’t know at all of course.


“I don’t think she and Offset will get married,” the terrible talk show host continued. “I think it’s what hip hop/rock and roll people do these days, they just have babies and move along with their lives.”


Got any examples of this, Wendy?


None at all? Okay then!



Williams also pointed out that while this will be Cardi’s first child, it’s Offset’s “fourth baby with four [different] moms.”


She even cited an unverified gossip item and added:


“There might be an alleged 5th on the way, as we speak.”


Sheesh, Wendy!


Yes, it’s true that a woman named Celina Powell came forward to claim that Offset is the father of her child in late December of 2017.


We even wrote about how Offset is supposedly avoiding taking paternity tests to prove whether he is, indeed, this young person’s biological dad.


But we aren’t going on national television to talk about and/or to make baseless accusations!



Especially not when Cardi B has acknowledged her fiance’s infidelity, while also saying she doesn’t exactly have a clean record in this department herself.


We’re pretty sure the status of Cardi B and Offset’s relationship is none of our business.


We’re pretty sure a new life is about to enter the world and we’re definitely sure Cardi is excited about it.


Oh, and we’re even more sure that Wendy Williams is an awful person.



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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Josh Norman: "Of Course" I Cook Cam Newton in Hoops, You"ll See This Weekend!

Josh Norman is so confident he’d take Cam Newton 1-on-1 in basketball, he told Cam straight-up … and TMZ Sports has the video! We got Josh after a beach workout in L.A. with his NFL bros Julian Stanford and Demario Davis … and the stud…


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Josh Norman: "Of Course" I Cook Cam Newton in Hoops, You"ll See This Weekend!

Josh Norman is so confident he’d take Cam Newton 1-on-1 in basketball, he told Cam straight-up … and TMZ Sports has the video! We got Josh after a beach workout in L.A. with his NFL bros Julian Stanford and Demario Davis … and the stud…


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Thursday, February 1, 2018

Conor McGregor to Floyd: Fight Me In UFC Or You"ll Regret It Forever

Conor McGregor says Floyd Mayweather needs to stop flirting with an MMA fight and ACTUALLY BOOK IT — or he’ll regret it until the day he dies.  “If he does do it, I know he’s flirting with it, I would have respect for him,” McGregor told Adam…


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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

This Twitter Account is the Funniest Thing You"ll Read All Week


Remember the Blockbuster video chain?


Actually, perhaps we should rewind and rephrase:


Remember the concept of video?


Back before streaming services, people would get in their car… drive to a store.. and actually rent tapes (or, later, DVDs) to slide into a player attached to their television set.


They would then watch a movie and return said tape by a designated date, lest they be forced to pay late charges.


It"s a strange concept, we know, but it was wildly popular for decades.


And a company called "Blockbuster" led the way, building establishments across the country and creating its own impressive empire.


That was then, however. Now, nearly every Blockbuster is out of business due to the rise of Netflix, Hulu and a number of other online services.


One store remains. And it has a Twitter account (@loneblockbuster) that is a must-read for movie fans, Internet fans and pretty much anyone with a sense of humor…




1. I Love for This!


I love for this

DVDs for days, people. Bring em on.



2. Amazon Prime is Fast and Easy and Convenient and at Your Fingertips, But…


Amazon prime is fast and easy and convenient and at your fingert

… right?!?



3. We Don’t Want to Beg


We dont want to beg

But PLEASE RENT A VIDEO!



4. How Many Times Can You Watch Jingle All the Way?


How many times can you watch jingle all the way

Come on now, Mary.



5. Thanks a Lot, Patty


Thanks a lot patty

At least you tried to tape it.



6. The Perfect Uniform


The perfect uniform

We don’t understand why we haven’t received more job applications.


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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Presenting... The Cutest and Funniest Video You"ll See All Week!

Say hello below to Missy and Bryan Lanning.


They are the parents to a baby son named Finn and an infant son named Oliver and they run a daily video blog called "The Daily Bumps" in which they document life as parents of two cute boys.



Earlier this week, the family received extra attention when the camera they set up in Finn"s bedroom captured a truly amazing and hilarious scene.


As you"re about to see in the following footage, Oliver really wanted to play with his little brother one recent night.


So he snuck into Finn"s room and encouraged his younger sibling to escape from his crib.


Actually, he did more than merely encourage little Finn.


Oliver actually grabs a chair and places it in Finn"s crib. He then crawls in there with his sibling and shows him what Finn must do in order to break free.



"You can do it!" Oliver adorably says at one point, waiting on the floor outside the crib for his brother to join him and for the two go off and play in secret.


"Jump to me!" Oliver adds.


Eventually, Finn manages to stand on the chair Oliver has placed inside the crib, leading to a positively precious scene in which Oliver takes hold of the baby and assists him in taking the final few steps.



The video has been viewed over 68 million times on Facebook, and for good reason:


It"s adorable and hilarious!


(And for those about to criticize the parents and/or wonder how they could let their kids get into such a dangerous situation, don"t bother: Missy and Bryan were watching closely on the monitor.


They were prepared to immediately intervene in case anything happened.)


Check out the viral footage now!


Toddler executes genius plan to free baby brother from crib
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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Kardashian Sisters -- Crush Blac Chyna"s Biz Dreams ... You"ll Never Be One of Us

Just because Blac Chyna’s marrying a Kardashian doesn’t mean she can get in the club — the Kardashian sisters are going to war to block her from cashing in on the family name. According to docs obtained by TMZ … Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney’s…


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Monday, December 5, 2016

Conor McGregor -- See These Belts? YOU"LL NEVER TAKE THEM FROM ME!

Conor McGregor wants everyone to know he still has BOTH of his UFC championship belts — and ain’t NO ONE gonna take ‘em!  The problem … obviously … is that the UFC has said Conor relinquished his featherweight championship last weekend…


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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Dr. Seuss -- Oh, The Lawsuits You"ll See! (PHOTO GALLERY)

Dr. Seuss’ stories should NOT be rehashed with Vulcans or Klingons in the mix — at least not without permission … according to a new lawsuit. The Doc’s camp just filed suit against ComicMix, which thought it’d be neat to make a ‘Star…


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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian: Here"s 87 Things in My House You"ll Never Afford!

Kourtney Kardashian has opened up her Calabasas mansion to Architectural Digest to share 87 of her favorite decor items.


We"ll just give you a spoiler alert now: none of them came from IKEA.


Kourtney and her interior designer, Martyn Lawrence Bullard (who naturally has a British accent and spells his name with a "y") go room by room to show off all the overpriced things.


She starts in the entryway, moves on to the kitchen, then finishes the tour in the living room.


Among the tidbits you"ll likely have to auction off your firstborn child in order to afford are:


  • Vintage Belgian mirrors 

  • Custom made entryway table by an artist in Venice, Calif.

  • Stainless steel kitchen sink with an Inox single level mixer with pullout spray

  • Heritage Number 14 kettle

  • Kelly Wearstler bowl, gifted to her by sis Khloe

  • Museum-quality Oscar Niemeyer chair designed in 1971

  • Damien Hirst diamond dust skull, a Christmas gift from Scott Disick

  • Books! Lots of books! (For display only, we"re fairly certain.)

I don"t know about you, but I don"t even know what some of those words mean.


"I love having my kids" toys everywhere," Kourtney reads from a script.


However, we detect only one "toy," which carefully rolls into frame on the limestone floor: a mini Rolls Royce.


"My kids amazing art is always on display," she tells the camera, and we do see drawings pinned to the Sub-Zero fridge, most likely created with heirloom crayons made with organic paraffin. 


"It"s very chic but practical," concludes the reality star, which leads me to believe she and I have very different definitions of the word "practical."


Looks like Kourtney"s hot bod isn"t the only think her ex Scott Disick"s been missing.


After seeing the riches involved, we"re certain Kourt keeps her fortress locked away from her thief mother Kris Jenner, who was accused of stealing marble from Kim Kardashian"s home.


Kourtney kardashian heres 87 things in my house youll never affo

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

You"ll Never Guess The Model in This Bikini Throwback

She’s calling out her roots. We’re wondering how a small amount of fabric constitutes a bikini.







New mom Coco Austin threw up an old photo of herself on a 1987 issue of Swimwear Illustrated, her very first magazine cover.


“Wow look at them roots!” she wrote.


“I was 18 here in ’97 This is when I slowly started dying my hair blonde.. I called it Peanut Butter back then..This was taken in Greece.”


Naturally, every Tom, Dick and Harry had something to say about her body and plastic surgery.  Some had no idea which blond was Ice-T’s wife.


“Wow ppl are never gonna quit,” Austin commented.


“I’ve only had my boobs done..and I actually have them done here..this was 18 years ago.”


Austin wrote that at the time she was “really young” and a “tomboy.”


A year after this shoot, Austin won the 1998 Miss Ujena contest in Mexico, and from there she appeared in catalogues, calendars and videos.


Rapper/Actor Ice-T, who married Austin in 2002, told the Daily Mail about their initial meeting.  Ice was on the set of a friend’s music video, and laid eyes on his bountiful future bride.


“It was her teeth, they were the first things I saw,” Ice recalled.


“And then I saw her boobs. And then, when she turned around, that big butt,” Ice said with a laugh.


“There was an instant physical attraction, but I was at a point in my life where I was ready to slow down.  “I wanted a partner. I wasn’t in a position to be dating a beautiful psychopath.”


Fast forward fourteen years, and the couple are parents to daughter Chanel, born in November 2015.


Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Scott Disick (Allegedly) Confesses to Cheating; You"ll Never Guess with Whom!

According to various reports, Scott Disick recently got out of rehab.


And according to one unexpected report, Scott Disick recently got out of Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner as well. If you know what we mean!



Or what Life & Style means, we ought to write, because that’s the tabloid that has come up with this latest gem.


It alleges that Kourtney recently went to visit her ex-boyfriend and ongoing baby daddy in rehab, only for Disick to drop some major bombshells on his fellow reality star.


The irresponsible father of three supposedly admitted to “years of cheating” and numerous “drug-fueled sex parties,” going on to tell Kourtney that he also slept with two of her sisters.


Yikes!


According to an anonymous insider who totally and completely really does exist, Disick bragged to friends about “having sex with Khloe in a Hamptons hotel shower” in 2014, and then about sleeping with Jenner “during a drunken night” earlier this year.


Man. And we thought Disick sucked just for ignoring his family a lot and acting like a douchebag most of the time.


Now we really hate the guy!


Then again… it’s possible this cover story is incorrect. It’s at least conceivable.


After all, previous tabloids have claimed that Disick impregnated Kylie Jenner and also that Disick impregnated Kendall Jenner.


We haven’t seen a single baby bump on either of these young women, so we’re gonna take the latest accusation with a grain of salt the size of Kourtney’s bank account.


Monday, October 19, 2015

This is the Worst Game Show Answer You"ll Ever See

There have been plenty of embarrassing Wheel of Fortune moments over the years.


Remember the guy who cost himself $ 1 million by mispronouncing a word? Or the person whose ignorance over the Seven Dwarfs cost her a pretty penny or two?


But there"s really no way around it: the video featured here depicts the single WORST Wheel of Fortune puzzle guest of all-time.


How come? Because the poor contestant somehow manages to change one of the already-completed words, coming up with an answer that makes absolutely no sense.


We"ll chalk this one up to nerves, but we"ll still laugh at the response. Because how can you not?!?


See it for yourself here.


Wheel of fortune player takes worst guess in show history

Sunday, September 13, 2015

This Viral Video Of A Crocodile Is The Coolest, Scariest Thing You"ll See This Week!

Life goal: never ever again leaving the safety of the indoors.


A man named Trevor Frost was working for Science Magazine this week on a nature assignment, when he shared on Instagram one of the coolest scariest animal videos we’ve ever seen.


[ Related: The Last Surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog Was Just Thrown The Most Adorable Sweet 16 Party! ]


He was filming crocodiles when he came across an example of just how strong their tails are and, well, you’ve just gotta see it to believe it (below)!!!


Friends, sorry it took me a day longer to get this video out to you; I was on a one day assignment for @sciencemagazine and had limited access to Internet. But here it is!!! Crocodiles have incredibly strong tails. Their tails propel them in the water like torpedoes from a submarine. In fact, as you see here, their tails are so strong that they can propel their entire body out of the water. Crocodiles are so cool. Stay tuned for more amazing crocodile photos and videos. @eddiebauer #liveyouradventureA video posted by Trevor Frost (@tbfrost) on Sep 11, 2015 at 5:58am PDT


WHAT. THE. WHAT?!?!?!


Done. Literally done. Actively locking all the doors and windows and never leaving the privacy of home ever again.


[Image via Trevor Frost/Instagram.]

Thursday, September 10, 2015

This Cell Block Tango Parody About Kim Davis Is The Funniest Thing You"ll See All Day!

This is just TOO perfect.


On Monday, one YouTube user made it clear he had a lot of strong feelings about Kim Davis‘ refusal to issue marriage certificates to same-sex couples.


User Randy Rainbow took to the video streaming site to share a silly and perfect parody to Cell Block Tango from Chicago, and it’s all about the Kentucky clerk!


[ Video: Did Candace Cameron Skip The View To Avoid Kim Davis Topic? ]


He sings about her bigotry, her biggest fan, Mike Huckabee, and her jail time, so its only fitting that he selected a song to spoof that’s about being in prison! LOL!


Now, even though it was uploaded before she was released, it’s definitely still worth a watch! Ch-ch-check it out (below)!


[Image via Carter County Detention Center.]