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Tuesday, November 6, 2018
Friday, October 26, 2018
Caitlyn Jenner to Trump: Okay You Do Suck After All!
Earlier this year, Caitlyn Jenner affirmed what the rest of the world had known for years: Trump is terrible for trans rights.
At the time, she still hoped to work with Republican leadership to avoid crafting such oppressive policies.
Now, she has come forward and penned an op-ed to admit that she was wrong, and that Trump cannot be reasoned with.
In a Washington Post op-ed, Caitlyn Jenner showed that she’s willing to admit when she’s wrong, even if it took a couple of years.
“Despite the criticism I received from segments of the LGBTQ community for engaging with this administration,” Cait begins.
Caitlyn has been confronted by other trans women, including her own friends, for her erstwhile support for Donald Trump.
“I remained hopeful for positive change,” Cait explains.
“Sadly,” Caitlyn admits. “I was wrong.”
Two years after using her platform to endorse the current President, Caitlyn understands her error.
“The reality is that the trans community is being relentlessly attacked by this president,” she writes.
The recent edict from the DOJ that employers should feel free to fire their transgender employees is only the latest blow.
Cait says: “The leader of our nation has shown no regard for an already marginalized and struggling community.”
“He has ignored our humanity,” she laments.
“He has insulted our dignity,” Caitlyn continues.
“He has made trans people into political pawns,” she writes. “As he whips up animus against us.”
Cait points out that he does so “in an attempt to energize the most right-wing segment of his party.”
Since Trump has been unable to or unwilling to help everyday Americans with economic issues or in any other meaningful way, he just excites his base with bigotry.
All the while, Caitlyn notes, Trump is “claiming his anti-transgender policies are meant to ‘protect the country."”
“My hope in him — in them — was misplaced,” she admits.
“And,” Caitlyn continues. “I cannot support anyone who is working against our community.”
As she mentioned, trans people are already marginalized. And Trump’s administration has made life more dangerous for almost all of them.
“I do not support Trump,” Caitlyn affirms.
That makes a serious contrast with her MAGA-hat wearing past.
“I must learn from my mistakes,” Cait concludes. “And move forward.”
Honestly? That’s a good op-ed. She’s right about what she says.
While no one questions that Trump is a bigot, he has never seemed to have an issue with transgender people in particular.
But the architects of these monstrous policies — from Stephen Miller to Mike Pence to Jeff Sessions, and others — have a vested interest in crushing marginalized groups.
Trump allows it, in part because it will inflame his base.
He also allows it because, let’s be honest, he doesn’t seem to really know about it, and was visibly caught off guard when asked about the topic.
This is a guy who tweets at three in the morning. He likes being cheered by crowds, not actual work.
But Cait should never have supported Trump in the first place.
In part because she is trans, and her trans friends very publicly warned her that he would be a disaster.
If she had been listening to women who had been out much longer than she was — if she had listened to Candis Cayne — she wouldn’t be eating crow now.
But also, voting isn’t always about yourself. Cait may be rich and white, but she could have remembered that other people exist.
It was no secret that Trump’s administration would be a nightmare for communities of color or for women.
We hope that Cait will have her eyes open from now on.
Friday, October 19, 2018
Floyd Mayweather Blasts Canelo, You"re a Cheater and You Suck!
Floyd Mayweather is lashing back at Canelo Alvarez — saying beating Canelo’s ass in 2013 was the easiest fight of his career … and that includes the Conor McGregor fight. Remember, Canelo told TMZ Sports that Floyd is hurting the sport of…
Thursday, October 11, 2018
BREAKING: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Suck at Baseball
Kim Kardashian has hit many home runs in her life…
… off the field, we mean.
As in: she"s slept with her fair share of men.
Many of these men have eveb been professional athletes, but it"s notable that none has played baseball.
Why is this notable?
Because Kim and her mother will play a random pickup game of that sport on this Sunday"s brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians… and it will not go well.
As practice for an upcoming softball game, Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian trudge out to a diamond in the clip featured on this page in order to try pitching and hitting.
A pregnant Khloe stands on the sideline and offers her loved ones advice.
But it falls on deaf and untalented ears.
"Is this the mound?" a confused Kim asks her sister.
"No, the mound is there," Khloe responds. "That would be the pitcher"s mound."
(Editor"s Note: This is patently absurd. We don"t care how little baseball you watch; you know from where a pitcher pitches.)
"The first softball practice is terrifying," Khloe later says in a confessional. "It"s just chickens with their head cut off running around this field. It"s not good."
After Kim finally gets a hold of a Kris offering and runs to first base, it"s time for Jenner to grab a bat and for Kim to take the aforementioned mound.
Upon attempting to hit her first pitch, however, Kris wobbles backward and falls to the ground.
"Oh my god, are you okay?" Kim asks as she rushes to her mother"s side. "Oh my god, did you hurt your wrist?"
Yes, Kris claims.
And it actually is possible.
As scripted and as dumb as this entire scene is, we"re not sure if Jenner is a decent enough of an actress to fake this fall.
It looks pretty legit!
Take a look at the footage feature here and see for yourself!
(And then visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.)
Hailey Baldwin is Being Blamed for Selena Gomez"s Hospitalization Because People Suck
Selena Gomez is in need of your prayers at the moment.
But instead of wishing the singer well during an especially difficult time for her, many dumb people on the Internet are instead wishing Hailey Baldwin ill.
The dots here are not hard to connect.
But they’re still sad and upsetting to consider.
Gomez, as previously reported on The Hollywood Gossip, agreed this week to another trip to rehab.
She had been hospitalized twice over the past month or so due to a low white blood cell count, which is a common ailment that results when one has Lupus.
According to TMZ, however, Gomez suffered what a source described as an “emotional breakdown” during this second hospitalization, as she was basically sick of being sick.
Shortly afterward, she checked into an East Coast psychiatric facility, at which she’s receiving dialectical behavior therapy (DBT) meant to identify and change negative thought/behavioral patterns.
Selena, of course, has been battling mental health issues for five years.
She recently admitted as much in a moving Instagram video that announced a hiatus from social media.
Despite this well-documented history of suffering from serious illness, a handful of Internet users out there simply assume Gomez is all sad and in need of help because her ex-boyfriend is engaged.
This ex-boyfriend is Justin Bieber.
And this fiancee is Hailey Baldwin.
And the latter is now receiving death threats and hearing harsh criticism from those who blame her for Selena’s ongoing problems.
“Hey, Selena in hospitalized. Be ready Justin will drop you anytime soon for his real love Selena Gomez. Your time will coming,” wrote one angry person on Instagram.
Added another:
“So sad that youre [sic] always the second choice.”
As you can see from some other examples below, these are not isolated incidents.
Lots of dumb and cruel trolls out there really are targeting Baldwin in response to Gomez seeking a new round of professional treatment.
This is very dangerous and just plain stupid.
Selena admittedly has a mental illness.
She has Depression with a capital D.
She isn’t just sad for some short period of time because an old flame has moved on with a new woman.
Not only is the above line of thinking, as represented in these comments, mean to Baldwin and unecessarily inflammatory — they are disrespectful to those who suffer as Selena does.
Depression is a sickness.
It can maybe be triggered by outside events at some, but it is always present and it can’t be blamed on anyone; not the person who has it and not the actions of any third party.
It’s silly and ignorant to think otherwise.
Many times over the past few months, sources have said that Gomez is actually doing just fine in the wake of Bieber’s engagement.
She hasn’t been moping all around time, thinking her life is over. She knows she can do a lot better!
So, instead of directing any wrath at Baldwin or writing cruel remarks on social media, please take a deep breath here, folks.
Dedicate your time to thinking positive thoughts and focus them entirely on Gomez. She needs all she can get right about now.
Friday, September 28, 2018
Naomi Campbell: Nicki Minaj, Kendall Jenner & Cardi B All Suck!
Naomi Campbell hasn’t made too many tabloid headlines in recent years, and that’s undeniably a good thing.
Back when she was a staple in the gossip columns, it was usually for something extremely unpleasant, like the time she threw a phone at her assistant.
Like most folks, however, Naomi has mellowed a bit with age.
But as she proved on Watch What Happens Live last night, the runway icon can still make her very strong opinions unmistakably known to those who have displeased her.
Fortunately, these days she prefers to use her words, rather than blunt objects.
In the clip above, Naomi was asked about the ongoing feud between Nicki Minaj and Cardi B.
Interestingly, she refused to choose a side, insisting instead that both women behaved foolishly.
“I was disappointed,” Naomi said.
“I don’t wanna see women of color fight. I don’t wanna see women fight, period,” she added.
“Not there, not that. It’s all music. There’s no division in music. Music is for everybody. There’s no discrimination. So I felt very disappointed.”
As a final bit of trash-talk, Naomi revealed that she was not in attendance at the New York Fashion Week Party where Cardi threw a shoe at Nicki, noting:
“It was called the Icon Party, but there were no icons there.”
Now that’s shade!
Later in the episode, Naomi turned her attention to Kendall Jenner.
You may recall that Kendall pissed off the modeling community recently when she threw shade at her colleagues who work more than she does, so that they can — ya know, eat food and pay rent and whatnot.
Andy Cohen asked how Naomi felt about Kendall’s remarks, and no one should be surprised by her response:
“Next question,” Campbell replied curtly.
In a way, that’s a far more savage burn than what Naomi had to say about Nicki and Cardi.
When she spoke about their feud, Naomi made it clear that she has respect for both artists, but takes issue with petty feuds and violent behavior.
With Kendall, she couldn’t even be bothered to give her two cents.
Her attitude toward her fellow model comes as a bit of a surprise, as Campbell has been a friend of the Kardashian family for several years.
But clearly, the woman ran out of f–ks to give long ago.
Good for her.
Sunday, September 16, 2018
Joy-Anna Duggar: All the Men in My Family SUCK!
Joy-Anna Duggar and Austin Forsyth welcomed their first child, a baby boy named Gideon, back in February.
But since reality television takes time, we’re just now seeing all the good baby stuff on Counting On.
We’ve seen Joy-Anna talk about her plans for a home birth, and then when she went into labor, we saw her dramatic rush to the hospital once her midwife told her the baby was breach.
She ended up having a c-section, a little Gideon turned out not to be so little — at birth, he weighed 10 pounds and 3 ounces.
After watching all that on the show, we’re now at the point where we get to see Joy and Austin actually caring for their new baby.
And as you can see in this new clip from this week’s episode, it’s turning out to be a little more difficult than they thought it would be!
As the video begins, the new parents are preparing to give their son a bath in the kitchen sink, and they say that he usually enjoys the process.
Joy, who’s looking about as exhausted as you’d expect the mother of a newborn to look, also says that she’s been having to wake Gideon up during the night to feed him, because he doesn’t wake up to eat on his own.
A producer tells Austin that when his own kid was born, he was “freaked out” for the first few nights, and Austin could relate to that.
“The first week it was, ‘Is the baby breathing?"” he recalls. “I would just lay there and see if I could hear it, and multiple times I got out of bed, you know, making sure it was breathing.”
“I think I’m finally coming to the realization that there’s always going to be something for the rest of my life, and the rest of his life.”
Because, as he acknowledges, “that’s just part of my job as a dad.”
When Joy has her turn to speak with producers, she admits that “Being a mom is, in a lot of ways, easier than I thought and then, in a lot of ways, harder than I thought.”
She says that she knows her mom, good ol’ Michelle Duggar, “had gone through a lot with all of us kids,” but that she didn’t think having a kid of her own would be “that hard” because she’d always helped to take care of her siblings.
“It’s given me a whole new appreciation for moms out there that have kids,” she adds.
Next, Austin reveals that he’d never changed a diaper before his son came along, but that since Joy had a c-section and wasn’t as able to “get out of bed much,” he had to step up and take care of business.
He actually says that Joy only changed about five diapers during the first two weeks, so it sounds like he really was taking over diaper duty.
“Austin really stepped up,” Joy confirms, “especially since I had a c-section. I couldn’t really hardly get up at all by myself.”
“He had to help me up and I mean, do all the dirty work, for me and for the baby, and just … I mean, he’s amazing.”
And then, and this is the super interesting part, she adds that “I haven’t ever seen a guy give so much of himself for his wife.”
It’s interesting because the Duggar family is very, very close, and Joy has seen a lot of interactions between married couples.
There’s Jim Bob and Michelle, Josh and Anna, Jill and Derick, Jessa and Ben, Jinger and Jeremy, Joseph and Kendra, Josiah and Lauren …
So in all of those marriages, she’s never seen a man take such good care of his wife?
Also, Austin took care of his kid and his wife after his wife had a pretty major surgery, which is great, obviously, but it’s also just what a spouse should do, you know?
Is she saying that the men in her family wouldn’t take care of their children if their wives weren’t able to do it?
Because that kind of sounds like what she’s saying.
Come on, Duggars, if you can’t do better, at least do the bare minimum.
Friday, September 14, 2018
Jenelle Evans Responds to Uproar Over Hurricane Florence Tweets: You Haters Can All Suck It!
On Wednesday, Jenelle Evans tweeted about Hurricane Florence numerous times.
We can certainly see why the topic is at the forefront of her mind, as that"s probably the case with just about every coastal Carolinian at the moment.
But Jenelle"s tweets were different from those of the other folks offering live updates from her region.
While many expressed concerns, Jenelle posted rain-drenched bikini selfies.
While others detailed their evacuation plans, Jenelle announced her intention to stay put … along with her three young children.
Obviously, she took a lot of flak for downplaying this potentially deadly storm, but don"t worry, today she offered a detailed explanation:
It seems those who criticized her were all just jealous haters who can suck it.
Jump into the gallery below for her full response, which is 100 percent, uncut classic Jenelle:
1. Jenell-fie
Jenelle kicked things off with this selfie. Many of her followers rightly felt that the lighthearted, exuberant tone of the pic didn’t jibe with the seriousness of the situation.
2. Get This Girl Off Twitter
Jenelle was stunned by the negative reaction to her tweet, but instead of deleting it and offering up a sincere apology, she decided to make things much worse.
3. Mad Mom
Jenelle, as you may know, is an angry person. Like, you’d have a hard time finding an angrier person who’s not currently behind bars for a violent crime. And she likes to let the hate flow through her on Twitter.
4. Jenelle Evans: Confused, As Always
Jenelle doesn’t understand. But to be fair, the girl’s not feigning ignorance. She genuinely doesn’t understand the situation.
5. Explain It Like She’s 5
When many, many people attempted to make it clear to Jenelle that using an impending natural disaster to call attention to your thirst trap bikini pics is horrendously inappropriate, she got even more upset.
6. Still Missing the Point
Jenelle can’t see how people could possibly view her bikini pics as obnoxiously narcissistic. And because this is Jenelle we’re talking about, she’s been getting angrier and angrier as the day goes on …
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Conor McGregor Rips Vegas Security Guard, You Suck at Your Job!
Conor McGregor is firing back at the security guard who claims the UFC star injured him during that crazy 2016 bottle-throwing incident at the Nate Diaz fight presser … saying his accuser sucks at his job. The man who filed the lawsuit is…
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Ryan and Mackenzie Edwards to MTV: Suck It! We Quit!
Teen Mom OG continues to undergo a massive cast overhaul.
In the most stunning news of the week, Bristol Palin confirmed that she’s coming on board Season 8 of this long-running MTV franchise.
And now Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Edwards have their own statement to make…
… they will NOT be interacting with Palin when new episodes premiere later this year.
For what reason? Because the couple is leaving Teen Mom OG behind.
But not before hurling producers far under the bus first.
Following weeks’ worth of rumors about their status on the series — Would Ryan step away to focus on rehab? Did Palin’s addition force Ryan out? — the couple released a statement to E! News that shot down all of this chatter.
In doing so, Mackenzie and Ryan made it clear they are finished filming… while doing all they could to paint the show in a negative light.
“We’re not returning to Teen Mom this season. The network told us they don’t want to show Ryan as a recovering addict,” Mackenzie told E!, making a rather scathing accusation.
She wasn’t done making it, either:
“But they did want to enter a contract with our unborn baby and have the baby film with Ryan’s parents so it would look like someone else is raising it.”
Uhhhh, excuse you?!?
Mackenzie is pregnant with the twosome’s first child, this much is true.
However, she’s really claiming here that producers were hoping JUST the baby, and not its parents, would appear on Season 8?!? Wow.
Ryan, who has wrestled with substance abuse for nearly as long he’s been in the spotlight and who was arrested earlier this year for heroin possession, also talked to the aforementioned outlet.
The ex-husband of star Maci Bookout, with whom he shares a son named Bentley, Edwards argues that executives refused to let him stand on his own.
He alleges they only wanted him to appear again on Teen Mom OG under the condition that Bookout essentially speak for him. And he was not having that.
Not when his ex has laid down her version of the law to him.
“They also want to take Maci’s word on how I’m doing,” Ryan says. “Maci’s said she’s not going to film unless I enter rehab again and quit the show.
“But I’m sober.”
Mackenzie went on to explain that the couple was told Teen Mom OG is trying to recreate the dramatic magic of Teen Mom 2.
“I know they did want five girls to begin with after Farrah [Abraham] left to sort of resemble Teen Mom 2,” she says, adding:
“But they didn’t want to see another recovering addict storyline. So they’re writing us out of the show right now and making it seem like we dipped out on our baby, on Bentley and on everyone.
“And that’s just not the case.”
As for other details of their departure?
“The show had been paying for my healthcare and for the baby so they could film the visits and then a week ago they let me know that would no longer be the case,” Mackenzie tells E! News.
“They’re not going to film the birth. We’re not going to be on at all. Maci can’t speak to Ryan and Ryan can’t speak to Maci – that was a mutual decision.
“But she doesn’t know what’s going on in our lives.”
Mackenzie says she and Ryan are finished with the program, even if producers approached them down the line to return.
Neither wife nor husband says their decision has anything at all to do with Bristol Palin, who has said the following about her addition to the cast:
“I am excited to join MTV’s Teen Mom OG. I look forward to sharing my experiences and hope that I can help others on their journey.”
Will she actually help viewers?
That remains to be seen.
But we’ll be tuning in each week to find out, that’s for sure!
Monday, July 2, 2018
John Witherspoon Rips LeBron James: You"ll Still Suck On the Lakers!
John Witherspoon doesn’t care one bit that LeBron James is heading to the Lakers … ‘cause the actor thinks LBJ “holds the ball too long” — and the Lakers will still be garbage with him!! We got the “Friday” star out at LAX … and when we asked…
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Brody Jenner: The Kardashians Suck! And Caitlyn REALLY Sucks!
Just a few days ago, Brody Jenner officially gained a new member of his family when he married Kaitlynn Carter.
But it appears as if he unofficially lost another member of his family in the process.
Might Brody’s relationship with father Caitlyn have finally reached its true and final breaking point?
This is the strong impression we get after receiving confirmation that Caitlyn did not attend her son’s nuptials.
Jenner and Carter exchanged vows in Nihi, Sumba Island, which is a luxury island resort that’s about 250 miles east of Bali, Indonesia. It doesn’t get much more romantic than that.
But it also doesn’t get much more annoying and awkward when Brody’s supposedly close family members do not bother to make the trip.
Kylie Jenner wasn’t there. Kendall Jenner wasn’t there. And, most notably, Caitlyn Jenner wasn’t there.
“My two little sisters, we never even heard from them. They never even RSVP’d I don’t think,” Brody previously told People Magazine.
According to Radar Online, meanwhile, Caitlyn did not attend because he did not receive approval from girlfriend Sophia Hutchins.
This couple is allegedly “inseparable,” a source says, and they already had plans for that weekend and Sophia just didn’t feel like going … so that was it.
“It was a big disappointment,” Brody tells People in its latest issue, adding of her famous dad: “Especially considering that she had known about the wedding for a year.”
An insider tells Life & Style, meanwhile, that “Caitlyn canceled her trip at the last minute,” without giving her son a reasonable explanation why.
“She said she had plans she couldn’t get out of and was too busy.”
As it turns out, Caitlyn showed up at Austria’s Life Ball with Hutchins, which is a charity event that supports people with HIV.
It’s a worthwhile cause, but at the expense of your own child’s wedding?
“Everyone was upset,” this tabloid source continues, delving into the history of father and son a bit and adding:
“Caitlyn was a distant dad [when Brody was growing up], and she hasn’t changed at all. She’s still the selfish father she always was.”
Brody, of course, it not very close to his step-siblings.
There’s a reason you’ve never seen him on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
“He calls them all his ‘fake-ass-family’ and thinks they’re just like what he calls ‘the Kar-trashians,"” says this same insider, adding:
“He’s so disappointed and hurt.”
This hurt goes back many years.
It was well documented at the time that Brody was unhappy when Kim Kardashian neglected to invite him to her 2015 wedding to Kanye West.
“I don’t know why Brody is still talking about this,” Kim said on Keeping Up with the Kardashians shortly after this mini scandal went viral.
“We were very strict about our wedding. There were less than 200 people there,” she continued.
“Everyone else respected that – it’s not a big deal. We love our stepbrothers. It just seems like they are always talking about this divide.”
They’re really not.
But Kim need not worry about this much anymore: we doubt Brody will be talking or thinking about any of the Kardashians or Jenners any time in the near future.
Friday, April 13, 2018
29 Stars Who Suck For Having Cheated
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
But cheaters do make good celebrity gossip fodder, which is the reason we"ve covered so many of them in depth on our website.
Below, we rundown a number of known bad boyfriends and husbands (from golfers to Presidents; actors to reporters) and we send one simple message to them all, courtesy of their significant others:
GOOD RIDDANCE!
1. Tristan Thompson
Thompson is among the worst of the offenders listed here. Just click on the above name to read all about how he cheated on a PREGNANT Khloe Kardashian.
2. Donald Trump
The President has admitted to having multiple affairs while married, dating back to his first union with Ivana. Most recently, a porn star named Stormy Daniels has gone on record with her naked Trump romp. (This guy is our President!)
3. Josh Duggar
Josh Duggar didn’t merely admit to cheating on his wife. He admitted to being a client on Ashley Madison and to having an addiction to porn! Dude sucks.
4. Tiger Woods
Really, everyone else on this list is just playing for second place. The guy slept with every cocktail waitress who has ever served a drink. While he was married to a hottie!
5. Scott Disick
We always knew Scott Disick was a drinker. But it came out in the summer of 2015 that he’s also a cheater! Good riddance, dude!
6. Jesse James
Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. But she eventually found his replacement: a little guy named Oscar.
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