Jon Stewart Says Mets Won"t Sign Bryce Harper Because They Suck Too Much

Jon Stewart REALLY wants the Mets to be good — and REALLY wants ‘em to sign Bryce Harper — but he’s also been around long enough to know they’ll bungle it.  “There’s no way Bryce Harper is coming to the Mets,” Stewart told us in…

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Tim Tebow Won"t Get Mets Call-Up Because Of Broken Hand

The NY Mets still suck … and Tim Tebow can’t even save them now — ‘cause the ex-NFLer broke his hand this weekend and is likely DONE FOR THE SEASON!! ESPN reports the Mets minor leaguer broke the hamate bone in his non-throwing right hand while…

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Johnny Damon Says Mets Should Call Up Tim Tebow, "He Knows How to Win"

Johnny Damon says it’s “unfortunate” that the NY Mets still suck — but he’s got a plan to help right the ship … TIM TEBOW!!!! “He knows how to win,” Damon told us at CC Sabathia’s charity softball game at Yankee Stadium.  Tebow’s kind of on…

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Carlos Beltran Says Mets Aren"t as Crappy as You Think

Good news Mets fans … you don’t completely suck this year — so says Carlos Beltran, who says his former squad has a real shot to make a run this season.  Of course, the Mets were absolute trash last year — racking up a pitiful 70-92 record…

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Mets" Noah Syndergaard Slays Dothraki in Epic "Game of Thrones" Cameo

Team Lannister had a ringer in their battle against the Dothraki Sunday night … as flamethrowin’ Mets superstar Noah Syndergaard came outta nowhere with an EPIC spear throw.  Noah, AKA Thor, lived up to his nickname in his few seconds…

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Chris Christie Gets Destroyed At Mets Game After Great Foul Ball Catch

Chris Christie made a helluva catch, snagging a foul ball at Tuesday’s NY Mets game … and the reaction was pretty much what you’d expect. BOOOOOOOOOOO!! But fans weren’t the only ones lighting up the NJ Governor — Christie also got…

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Jon Stewart Says Mr. Met"s Getting Screwed, I Feel His Pain! (VIDEO)

Jon Stewart says Mr. Met is maligned — telling TMZ Sports he understands why his favorite team’s mascot would be driven to flip the bird during a game.  Of course, Mr. Met got the ax after video surfaced showing the baseball-headed mascot…

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New York Mets Fire Mr. Met After Mascot Gives Fans Middle Finger (VIDEO)

The New York Mets have FIRED Mr. Met and apologized after their beloved mascot was caught giving fans the one-finger salute during Wednesday’s game. A fan captured the encounter as Mr. Met headed into the tunnel during the 7th inning — claiming he…

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Mets Pitcher Jeurys Familia Suspended 15 Games for Domestic Violence Arrest

The N.Y. Mets have suspended star pitcher Jeurys Familia 15 games for his domestic violence arrest back in October … despite the fact a judge dismissed the criminal charge against him.  As we previously reported, Familia was arrested October…

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NY Mets Player CATCHES FLYING BAT ... With His Bare Hand (INSANE VIDEO)

CATCH OF THE YEAR?!?!? NY Mets infielder Luis Guillorme showed off some insane hand skills when he caught the bat that flew out of the hands of a batter … without even flinching!! It all went down Thursday while the Mets were playing the Miami…

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2015 Dodger Stadium Attacker Getting Jail Time for Mets Fan Beatdown

The violent thug who beat up a NY Mets fan outside of Dodgers Stadium following a 2015 Playoff game has copped a plea that will land him in jail for 14 days … officials say.  28-year-old Michael Papayans struck a plea deal with prosecutors…

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2015 Dodger Stadium Attacker Getting Jail Time for Mets Fan Beatdown

The violent thug who beat up a NY Mets fan outside of Dodgers Stadium following a 2015 Playoff game has copped a plea that will land him in jail for 14 days … officials say.  28-year-old Michael Papayans struck a plea deal with prosecutors…

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Mets Pitcher Jeurys Familia -- Arrested For Domestic Violence

N.Y. Mets star pitcher Jeurys Familia was arrested for domestic violence early Monday morning in New Jersey … TMZ Sports has confirmed. Familia — an All-Star pitcher — was arrested by the Fort Lee police department … after they responded…

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