Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Scott Disick (Allegedly) Confesses to Cheating; You"ll Never Guess with Whom!

According to various reports, Scott Disick recently got out of rehab.


And according to one unexpected report, Scott Disick recently got out of Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner as well. If you know what we mean!



Or what Life & Style means, we ought to write, because that’s the tabloid that has come up with this latest gem.


It alleges that Kourtney recently went to visit her ex-boyfriend and ongoing baby daddy in rehab, only for Disick to drop some major bombshells on his fellow reality star.


The irresponsible father of three supposedly admitted to “years of cheating” and numerous “drug-fueled sex parties,” going on to tell Kourtney that he also slept with two of her sisters.


Yikes!


According to an anonymous insider who totally and completely really does exist, Disick bragged to friends about “having sex with Khloe in a Hamptons hotel shower” in 2014, and then about sleeping with Jenner “during a drunken night” earlier this year.


Man. And we thought Disick sucked just for ignoring his family a lot and acting like a douchebag most of the time.


Now we really hate the guy!


Then again… it’s possible this cover story is incorrect. It’s at least conceivable.


After all, previous tabloids have claimed that Disick impregnated Kylie Jenner and also that Disick impregnated Kendall Jenner.


We haven’t seen a single baby bump on either of these young women, so we’re gonna take the latest accusation with a grain of salt the size of Kourtney’s bank account.