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Tuesday, June 26, 2018
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Toyota Owner Posts Funniest Used Car Ad EVER on Craigslist
Let"s face it:
Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.
They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?
Well, we"re about to find out.
This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla… and it pulls nary a punch.
The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it"s downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.
Scroll down to see what we mean:
1. This is the Car
It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn’t it? What can the owner tell us about it?
2. These are 23 Photos of the Car
Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.
3. A Corolla Gets the Job Done
If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.
4. What Features Does It Have?
Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.
5. Wanna Hear a Story?
This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn’t it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.
6. Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.
I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
29 Funniest Drunk People in Internet History
It"s important to drink responsibly.
If you are planning to get behind the wheel of a car, that is.
But we"d like to thank the following individuals for drinking so irresponsibly, remaining safe… and offering up hilarious evidence of what happens when someone doesn"t know when to stop.
Consider these photos, texts and stories to be cautionary tales.
Or, you know, just good old fashioned funny Internet fodder…
1. Where are You?!?
Wait… where am I?
2. Is Your Roommate Will Hunting?
Or some other drunken genius?
3. I Think She’s Drunk at Least
It’s hard to tell.
4. Oh Yeah, Sober Steve?!?
I’ll show you.
5. Why Did I Oversleep?!?
I set my alarm. So annoying!
6. Why Did I Have a Stingray Costume Sitting Around?
Don’t worry about it.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
This Twitter Account is the Funniest Thing You"ll Read All Week
Remember the Blockbuster video chain?
Actually, perhaps we should rewind and rephrase:
Remember the concept of video?
Back before streaming services, people would get in their car… drive to a store.. and actually rent tapes (or, later, DVDs) to slide into a player attached to their television set.
They would then watch a movie and return said tape by a designated date, lest they be forced to pay late charges.
It"s a strange concept, we know, but it was wildly popular for decades.
And a company called "Blockbuster" led the way, building establishments across the country and creating its own impressive empire.
That was then, however. Now, nearly every Blockbuster is out of business due to the rise of Netflix, Hulu and a number of other online services.
One store remains. And it has a Twitter account (@loneblockbuster) that is a must-read for movie fans, Internet fans and pretty much anyone with a sense of humor…
1. I Love for This!
DVDs for days, people. Bring em on.
2. Amazon Prime is Fast and Easy and Convenient and at Your Fingertips, But…
… right?!?
3. We Don’t Want to Beg
But PLEASE RENT A VIDEO!
4. How Many Times Can You Watch Jingle All the Way?
Come on now, Mary.
5. Thanks a Lot, Patty
At least you tried to tape it.
6. The Perfect Uniform
We don’t understand why we haven’t received more job applications.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Presenting... The Cutest and Funniest Video You"ll See All Week!
Say hello below to Missy and Bryan Lanning.
They are the parents to a baby son named Finn and an infant son named Oliver and they run a daily video blog called "The Daily Bumps" in which they document life as parents of two cute boys.
Earlier this week, the family received extra attention when the camera they set up in Finn"s bedroom captured a truly amazing and hilarious scene.
As you"re about to see in the following footage, Oliver really wanted to play with his little brother one recent night.
So he snuck into Finn"s room and encouraged his younger sibling to escape from his crib.
Actually, he did more than merely encourage little Finn.
Oliver actually grabs a chair and places it in Finn"s crib. He then crawls in there with his sibling and shows him what Finn must do in order to break free.
"You can do it!" Oliver adorably says at one point, waiting on the floor outside the crib for his brother to join him and for the two go off and play in secret.
"Jump to me!" Oliver adds.
Eventually, Finn manages to stand on the chair Oliver has placed inside the crib, leading to a positively precious scene in which Oliver takes hold of the baby and assists him in taking the final few steps.
The video has been viewed over 68 million times on Facebook, and for good reason:
It"s adorable and hilarious!
(And for those about to criticize the parents and/or wonder how they could let their kids get into such a dangerous situation, don"t bother: Missy and Bryan were watching closely on the monitor.
They were prepared to immediately intervene in case anything happened.)
Check out the viral footage now!
Friday, June 9, 2017
19 Funniest Obituaries (Yes, Obituaries!) of All-Time
An obituary is meant to celebrate the life of someone who died.
And, in the case of the following examples, the people behind these memorials took that definition extra seriously.
By not being serious at all!
Indeed, the obituaries below were written with a mix of sentiment, mourning and a lot of humor.
Give each one a look and keep in mind that death can be sad, but it"s okay to remember those who have passed away with a smile on your face sometimes…
1. Short. Simple. Accurate.
You had a strong run, Doug. But this is literally what happened to you.
2. He Was a Man, a Myth and a Legend
And now he’s dead.
3. Can We See This Great Grandchild?
How big is he?!?
4. POW!
BAM! WHAM! Wait… WHAT?
5. It’s Double-0 Awesome!
His funeral will be pretty empty, but if he says so!
6. Those Poor Pets
We hope they aren’t left alone.
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Funniest Family in America Shares Epic Christmas Pics
It’s time to meet Mike and Laura Bergeron.
And it"s also time to fall in love with Mike and Laura Bergeron.
Starting back in 2003, the Bergerons started posing together for family Christmas cards. In itself, that is not unusual.
But these photos are purposely tacky, cheesy and outright ridiculous. Like you"ve never seen before, really.
Scroll down and all around to see what we mean, as we go year by hilarious year…
1. 2003
It’s time to party! Like you’re in your 30s!
2. 2004
Living the high life!
3. 2005
We need to find this couple’s wig person ad give him or her a prize.
4. 2006
Brace(s) yourselves for this one!
5. 2007
Smile, folks! It’s Christmas!
6. 2008
Merry Christmas? More like… Merry Krishnas!
Thursday, November 3, 2016
9 Funniest Vine Videos to Commemorate the Fall of a 6-Second Empire
As you may have heard, the final days of Vine are upon us.
Last week, Twitter announced that it will be discontinuing the Vine mobile app, and fans of six-second comedy the world over wept.
Given the attention span of the average Vine user, they probably got over it quickly, but maybe some have been caught in an eternal loop of despair?
Frankly, we have no idea what we"re talking about, but here are some of the funniest clips tweeted with the #RIPVine hashtag over the past week:
1. "What’s My Name, Siri?" Vine
iPhone use has officially peaked. You might as well just throw your new 7 in the trash. Wireless earbuds are dumb, anyway.
2. Chillary Clinton Vine
“Greetings, youths. You know what’s totes on fleek this Election Day? Voting for a candidate who isn’t besties with Vladimir Putin! That broski has zero chill!”
3. Sneak Cattack Vine
Cats are pure evil. Fortunately, they’re just as cruel to each other as they are to humans, so it balances out.
4. Flying Truck Fail Vine
Okay, this one is less funny and more, “Holy sh-t, WTF just happened?!” We, uh … we assume everyone survived.
5. WTF, Richard?!
A classic from the Vine vaults. Frisbee is not Richard’s strong suit.
6. #SuicideFairy Vine
Some Christmas presents aren’t long for this world. There’s a lesson in here but about playing too close to open fires. Or something…
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Happy Father"s Day from the 18 Funniest Dads on Twitter
Every day may not be Father"s Day.
But every day is Hilarious Father"s Day when it comes to the following parents.
Prepare to LOL upon reading through the funniest father Tweets we"ve come across online…
1. BE CAREFUL!
With whatever it is you are doing. Just be careful.
2. Playing Dad
It’s just second nature at this point.
3. Hey, No Judgment Here!
You’ve got a lot to carry!
4. I Think It’s in the Bathroom… or Living Room… or Backyard
And DO IT NOW!
5. Sorry… Sorry… Sorry…
…. really, I’m very sorry.
6. Fore Real!
It worked for Johnny Carson.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
This Cell Block Tango Parody About Kim Davis Is The Funniest Thing You"ll See All Day!
This is just TOO perfect.
On Monday, one YouTube user made it clear he had a lot of strong feelings about Kim Davis‘ refusal to issue marriage certificates to same-sex couples.
User Randy Rainbow took to the video streaming site to share a silly and perfect parody to Cell Block Tango from Chicago, and it’s all about the Kentucky clerk!
[ Video: Did Candace Cameron Skip The View To Avoid Kim Davis Topic? ]
He sings about her bigotry, her biggest fan, Mike Huckabee, and her jail time, so its only fitting that he selected a song to spoof that’s about being in prison! LOL!
Now, even though it was uploaded before she was released, it’s definitely still worth a watch! Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
[Image via Carter County Detention Center.]
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