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Friday, August 31, 2018
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
35 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All-Time
From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some hilarious names for their kids.
Not all of them, obvi. Some go the conventional route.
But this is Hollywood, and well, we have no shortage of options while putting together a gallery of unintentional hilariousness like this.
Let"s just say that.
There sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic, head-scratching, LOL-worthy selections.
Check out the 35 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people now and be glad they make enough money to afford good therapists:
1. North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
2. Kyd
Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.
3. Kal-El Cage
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot … although that could explain a lot of things.
4. Spurgeon
Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald’s baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil’ Spurge glad he’s home schooled later in life.
5. Rocket Zot (or Ayer)
Avatar star Sam Worthington’s baby name choice for his first child with wife Lara Bingle Worthington – Rocket Zot – was chosen because they liked the way it sounded. That makes two of them … and probably not a whole lot more. Honorable mention to Pharrell Williams’ son Rocket Ayer.
6. Reign Aston Disick
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren’t the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers.
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
26 Most Shocking Cheating Scandals of All-Time
Ben Affleck may have done it. Josh Duggar definitely did it.
Tristan Thompson did it to his pregnant girlfriend.
And Tiger Woods also did it, over and over and over and over again.
Infidelity scandals have rocked an endless number of famous relationships, crossing the boundaries of sports, music, movies and television.
Let"s take a look below at some of the most memorably shocking celebrity cheating instances of all-time:
1. Tristan Thompson (with Many Women!)
The most damning report concerning Thompson is, yes, that he cheated multiple times on Khloe Kardashian. But he allegedly did so just over a week before she gave birth to their child! My goodness!
2. Kristen Stewart (with Rupert Sanders)
It remains incredible to this day: Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders, as photos of their affair hit the tabloids and Stewart issued a public statement regarding the incident.
3. Ben Affleck (with Christine Ouzounian)
Celebrity gossip outlets everywhere have had to memorize the spelling of Christine Ouzounian’s name because Affleck allegedly stuck his penis in the vagina of his family’s nanny prior to divorcing Jennifer Garner.
4. Josh Duggar (with Danica Dillon… and others)
Josh Duggar has been outed as a child molester AND as a cheater husband, following his admission that he was a client of Ashley Madison for many months.
5. Hank Baskett (with Ava London)
Hank Baskett swears a transgender model only touched his private parts OVER the shorts. But this cheating scandal has fueled numerous reality TV seasons.
6. Tiger Woods (with, like, everyone)
Tiger Woods was married to quite the stunner in Elin Nordegren. He then went out and banged like every cocktail waitress he saw.
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Kim Kardashian vs. Lindsay Lohan: Best Feud of All-Time Alert!
It is totally, completely and awesomely on between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.
The former sex tape star and the ongoing trainwreck exchanged barbs online yesterday, getting the Internet excited for one of the most anticipated feud of the modern era.
It all started after Kardashian went public with her new hairstyle.
She shared a video on Snapchat and then numerous photos on Instagram of herself in dreadlocks, earning the ire of those who accused Kim of cultural appropriation.
Among those unsure about the fresh look is celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who shared a screen capture of Kim on his social media account.
He then asked users for comments.
And one of the people who made her opinion known on the controversial ‘do was Lohan.
“I am confused,” Lindsay wrote simply of the braids, to which Kardashian replied:
“@linsdaylohan you know what’s confusing…..your sudden foreign accent.”
Whoa there! Amazing shot fired!!!!!
Lohan has sort of gone full Madonna in recent years, living abroad and dropping some kind of weird accent now and then.
Of everything she has ever said and done, the accent scarcely scratches the surface of Most Confusing Lindsay Lohan Things, but whatever.
We are TOTALLY here for this rivalry.
After being questioned about her unusual, sudden accent back in the fall of 2016, Lohan said the following to The Daily Mail:
“It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.
“I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.”
During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, however, Lohan sounded American.
There was no accent at all, just talk about designing her own island.
Kardashian, meanwhile, has been very frisky online of late.
Perhaps she has a lot of time to surf these days, as she stays up late and isn’t sleeping very much while she feeds her third child.
Just a few days ago, for example, she slammed the heck out of Lamar Odom … and she’s back to constantly posing in seductive ways on Instagram.
To wit, from Monday night:
It’s also clear that we aren’t the only people beyond psyched to see where Kim and Lindsay take their disdain for each other next.
“I AM LIVING FOR THIS @KimKardashian YASSSS get us the answers we deserve,” one fan wrote in response to the rivalry, while another added:
Lindsay Lohan commented ‘I’m confused’ under a photo of Kim Kardashian’s braids and she replied with this comment. I am DECEASED.
We’re still very much alive.
And we’re living for how Lohan responds to Kim’s accent diss.
Please excuse us while we go refresh the World Wide Web in order to find out…
Sunday, January 21, 2018
The 34 Most Ridiculous Baby Names of All-Time
From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some hilarious names for their kids.
Not all of them, obvi. Some go the conventional route.
But this is Hollywood, and well, we have no shortage of options while putting together a gallery of unintentional hilariousness like this.
Let"s just say that.
There sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic, head-scratching, LOL-worthy selections.
Check out the 33 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people now and be glad they make enough money to afford good therapists:
1. North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
2. Kyd
Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.
3. Kal-El Cage
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot … although that could explain a lot of things.
4. Spurgeon
Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald’s baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil’ Spurge glad he’s home schooled later in life.
5. Rocket Zot (or Ayer)
Avatar star Sam Worthington’s baby name choice for his first child with wife Lara Bingle Worthington – Rocket Zot – was chosen because they liked the way it sounded. That makes two of them … and probably not a whole lot more. Honorable mention to Pharrell Williams’ son Rocket Ayer.
6. Reign Aston Disick
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren’t the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers.
Friday, December 15, 2017
Antonio Brown Can Break Jerry Rice"s All-Time Receiving Record, Says Chad Johnson
Jerry Rice better watch his back … ‘cause there’s one current NFL superstar who’s on pace to take the crown from the 49ers legend … this according to ex-Pro Bowler Chad Johnson. TMZ Sports spoke with Ochocinco about Antonio Brown…
Thursday, August 17, 2017
13 Lamest Break-Up Excuses of All-Time
For the record, if someone cheats on you, it"s totally okay to break up with this person.
But if someone does one of the things or says one of the things listed below?
To certain people, per Reddit, these also qualify as totally okay reasons to break up with someone.
But scroll down to see if you agree…
1. I Was Tired!
What else was I supposed to do?!?
2. So… She Had Anger Issues?
If that’s the case, perhaps just chalk it up to “anger issues” instead.
3. For Shame!!!!!!!!!!!!
That actually is annoying. But a relationship-ender? Really?!?
4. Look Anywhere Else!
I’m begging you.
5. There’s a Lot to Unpack Here
On both sides. We’re just gonna move on.
6. YouTube?
More like Stop Being Such a Boob, right?!?
Friday, June 23, 2017
19 Biggest Family Feud Fails of All-Time
We surveyed 100 people and asked them to come up with their most memorable, ridiculous and laugh-out loud funny fails in Family Feud history.
The following responses made the list.
Which is your favorite?
1. Oh, Snoop Dogg
Pie in the horse?!? It’s like we were just taken on a fun little trip with the rapper.
2. Marriage Zing!
We think this is a marriage zing. We hope it’s not a murder zing. We hope the guy isn’t espousing killing one’s wife.
3. Nope.
That’s not a bird.
4. What’s the Problem?
It’s not a wrong answer, is it? What is the second most popular response? Third?
5. You May Want to Buy Flowers for Your Wife Before Going Home
We’re just sayin. Not a lot of women want to hear this body part being referred to as “dirty.”
6. Humans Taste Great with Marshmallow and Chocolate
We’ve heard, at least.
Friday, June 9, 2017
19 Funniest Obituaries (Yes, Obituaries!) of All-Time
An obituary is meant to celebrate the life of someone who died.
And, in the case of the following examples, the people behind these memorials took that definition extra seriously.
By not being serious at all!
Indeed, the obituaries below were written with a mix of sentiment, mourning and a lot of humor.
Give each one a look and keep in mind that death can be sad, but it"s okay to remember those who have passed away with a smile on your face sometimes…
1. Short. Simple. Accurate.
You had a strong run, Doug. But this is literally what happened to you.
2. He Was a Man, a Myth and a Legend
And now he’s dead.
3. Can We See This Great Grandchild?
How big is he?!?
4. POW!
BAM! WHAM! Wait… WHAT?
5. It’s Double-0 Awesome!
His funeral will be pretty empty, but if he says so!
6. Those Poor Pets
We hope they aren’t left alone.
Monday, May 29, 2017
21 Most Pathetic Mug Shots of All-Time: Where Does Tiger Rank?
It"s embarrassing enough for a celebrity to get arrested.
But the following celebrities all got arrested and then posed for these hilarious/hideous/generally memorable mug shots.
We may eventually forget their crimes.
But we"ll never forget these photographic times…
1. Tiger Woods
This is the face of the man with the second most golf majors of all-time, following an arrest for DUI. How far he has fallen.
2. Justin Bieber
The singer was all smiles after getting pulled over in Miami on suspicious of DUI and also for reckless driving.
3. Flavor Flav
The rapper has given us MANY mug shots from which to choose, having been arrested over the years for assault, speeding and drunk driving, among other crimes. This one is from an arrest in Las Vegas in 2015.
4. Dustin Diamond
The actor was arrested in Port Washington, Wisconsin on December 26th, 2014 after allegedly stabbing a man with a switchblade. And he seems pretty chill about it here.
5. Chace Crawford
This 2010 mug shot (for possession of marijuana) is memorable because it’s the only time Chace Crawford has NOT looked handsome.
6. Khloe Kardashian
Next time you get booked for DUI, Khloe, try not to seduce the camera so hard.
Friday, May 26, 2017
19 Most Terrible AND Hilarious Dad Jokes of All-Time
Dads, huh?
They may mean well. They may love you and be protective of you and do absolutely anything for you.
But that doesn"t mean they also won"t make your eyes roll with a classic Dad Joke.
Below, we present either the 19 best or 19 worst Dad Jokes in the history of the Internet. You may decide for yourself which category they belong in…
1. What About the Glue?
A-HA! You walked right into that one!
2. Some People Might Not Find This Funny
We are not among those people.
3. The Sun Came Out Tomorrow
It happened!
4. A Lesson in Grammar
And a funny lesson in that!
5. Wait For It… Wait For It…
… Keep waiting for it.
6. What Do You Meme?
The Internet has really opened up a whole new avenue for Dad Jokes.
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